The owner always thinks I'm a dog

Chapter 39

Duan's mother was still crackling and ravaging Duan Ling's buttocks. Zhou Zhou felt distressed and anxious when he heard it outside. He was so anxious that he spun around in circles.

"Don't hit me, don't hit me!" Zhou Zhou rushed in with the real estate certificate, put his face into Duan Ling's buttocks, and used the back of his head to guard his old Gong's big butt, "If you hit me again, I will become a widow!"

Mother Duan was stunned for a moment, looked at the two of them in silence for a while, pulled Zhou Zhou up, and said speechlessly, "He just got spanked by me, you don't smell bad!"

Zhouzhou felt it for a while, then his face turned pale, "Hey..."

Duan Ling bounced up blushing, almost going crazy, "Mom, what are you doing! Can you save me some face?"

"I want to blow you away with all the three views in your head. How much is the skin on the outside of your head worth?" Duan's mother rolled her eyes, turned her head to Zhou Zhou and showed a spring-like smile again, "Be good, baby , go to the side and stand, I just started the transformation process..."

But Zhouzhou picked up the real estate certificate and shook it twice, and interjected, "I really can't fight, we are both husband and wife! Hitting him is hitting me. Mom, you beat me to death. Stop beating."

Duan Ling was a little sweet in his heart. In order to save his butt from suffering, he quickly united the front, "Yes, hitting me is hitting him. Are you willing to feel sorry for such a cute and beautiful daughter-in-law?"

Duan's mother squinted at him with a look of disgust, "Son, who have you followed since the older you grow, the more you look like you've become?"

Duan Ling: ... Are you sure this is your real mother?

Duan's mother reached out to get the real estate certificate, took a closer look, and saw the photo in a better mood. It could be seen that the two really loved each other, and the son also had a doting expression on his face. It was barely passed, and then she turned left and right. Turning over, he frowned and said, "Why is Zhouzhou's name on the front? Who bought the house?"

Zhou Zhou smirked innocently, "Me!"

Mother Duan: "..."

Before Zhou Zhou could react, the old lady stretched out Foshan Wuying's hand again, picked up Duan Ling's waist and continued to beat him hard, "I really gave birth to you in vain! Smack! Dare you take over my family, Are you still eating soft food from others?! Papa! Anyway, I thought you were raising him, are you simply reduced to a jerk?! Papapapapapapa!! Let your father know about this, you tomorrow It’s like a pig’s head! Old! Crack! Mother! Crack! Crack! Crack! Teach! Crack! You! Crack! Of! Crack! Throw! Crack! People!”

Duan Ling: "..."

Zhouzhou: Σ(°△°|||)

As a result, he almost lost the ability to slap, Duan Ling stood up clutching his red buttocks, almost crying without tears, "Mom, has your menopause been too long?"

Duan's mother raised her claws, and Duan Ling quickly waved her hands, "No, no, puberty, post-puberty, I was wrong, don't hit me."

Duan Ling saw that the "rebellious period" of Duan's mother seemed to have passed, and tried to beautify the outline of the romantic first encounter between the two, "We met by chance. He was left on the street by his parents. It was raining at that time. He didn't even have an umbrella, he was hungry and cold, and he was about to pass out, so I took him home, and he had nowhere to go anyway, and we've been together ever since."

Conscience of heaven and earth, there is not a single lie in this!

Mother Duan asked suspiciously, "Is he an orphan?"

Zhouzhou responded for a moment, and nodded. (There is no difference between an orphan and an orphan dog, right?⊙▽⊙)

Duan's mother looked at Su Zhou's soft facial features, which I felt pity for, and sighed, "His parents are really sick. If this is my son, he is so good-looking. He can't sell the child even if he sells it. It is pleasing to the eye every day, really. I don't know what to think."

Duan Ling: ...Why are all the patients with serious facial control around me? ?

Zhou Zhou hurriedly hit the snake with the stick, "I should thank my parents! If they don't abandon me, how can I meet the little master?" He hugged Duan Ling and kissed him hard, "I really can I like him, mom, don't beat him, I will cry if I break it!"

Mother Duan: Hey hey, what a cute child...

Duan Ling: ...So, why are you staring at me again?

_(:з」∠)_Hey, living is really tiring.

In the next few days, Duan's mother accompanied Zhou Zhou to buy furniture for the new house. When the house was completely decorated, three months passed quickly.Duan's mother likes Zhou Zhou, her daughter-in-law, not only because of her good looks and simple personality, but also because she can tell at a glance that this silly child is [-]% sincere to her son, and she never leaves her words. The little master, with a look of admiration, Duan Ling, who looks like a little tail, twists and turns behind his buttocks as soon as he comes back, following wherever he goes like a fart, it is really cute and cute.

So Duan's mother inspected for three months, completely relieved, took a lot of photos of Zhou Zhou, and planned to go back to the United States to show off with her husband.

So I helped the two of them completely move, and Duan's mother was going to go back this day.

“呜呜呜呜呜呜！！！呜嗷嗷嗷嗷！！呜嗷呜嗷呜嗷嗷嗷——！！”

There was an earth-shattering wail at the gate of the departure hall of the airport.

"Mommy, don't go, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Duan's mother was also tearful, hugging Zhou Zhou and howling together, "I don't want to too, that old man at home is urging me to go back every day. I want to be with Zhou Bao'er too. Huh, I want to be together. No, the two of you will go back to the United States with me..."

Zhou Zhou immediately grabbed Duan Ling's hand and cried, "Why don't we go to America."

Duan Ling euphemistically reminded: "...do you speak English?"

Zhouzhou cried for a while, and immediately felt sad for the Pacific Ocean: I still need to accumulate practice points to increase the transformation time, and I can't speak enough to make gringos like me, woo woo woo, so sad.

So I could only turn my head and hug my mother-in-law and continue to cry, "I will often go to see you woo woo woo, let dad wait for me, and we will go to the United States to see you when we are Christmas."

Duan's mother twitched and nodded, hugged Zhou Zhou for a while, then raised her head to wipe her tears, and asked, "Is your second brother not done yet? It's been three months since he was on a business trip, and he still hasn't come back?"

Duan Ling lied to the old lady before that Duan Yanbin went abroad for a long-term business trip and was not in China, so he could only bite the bullet and continue talking nonsense, "Maybe I will come back next month."

Duan's mother was a little unhappy, and sighed, "He didn't send a message to ask when I came, this child, Bai has been so kind to him all these years."

Duan Ling comforted, "Second brother may be too busy, let's go back to see you together this Christmas."

Duan's mother reluctantly nodded, didn't think too much, turned around and hugged Zhou Zhou and started howling, "Zhou Baoer, if this brat bullies you, tell me, I'll come over and spank his ass!"

Zhou Zhou: "Hmm! Spank! Hit hard! Beat into two pork buns!"

Duan Ling: ... the promised love, I feel sorry for me, and I can't let go of me? !

So reluctantly parting from her mother-in-law, Zhou Zhou began to miss her on the way home, rubbing the jade bracelet on her wrist and sighing, "My mother bought this bracelet for me."

Duan Ling glanced at it and snorted: My mother hasn't bought me a bracelet yet!

Zhouzhou mourned again, "My mother bought these clothes too. She said that you have bad eyesight and the ones you choose are too rustic. You bought me a cabinet of cool clothes."

Duan Ling continued to hum: Then why don't you buy me a cabinet by the way!

Zhou Zhou lay on the co-pilot, sniffing sadly, "The panties my mother bought are good, the buttocks are really comfortable, slippery, so caring."

Duan Ling rolled his eyes this time, and snorted heavily: I have rough skin and thick flesh!No silkworm underwear!I use rags and pockmarks very well!

At the end Zhouzhou cried loudly with his mouth flattened, "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Duan Ling: ...

My dad and I have never eaten her cooking!

So, are you sure it's really your mother? !

So eating his wife's jealousy, Duan Ling turned into a bull demon king all day long, puffing all the time, Zhou Zhou had to serve more attentively at night, across Chengling and side Chengfeng, indescribably 6666 words later, Duan The fried hair finally calmed down, and fell asleep in a turbulent mood.

After the two went through a series of procedures such as "discussing certificates", "wedding banquet", "marriage proposal", "housewarming", "meeting parents", they decided that the last step of "honeymoon" could not be left behind, so they nestled on the sofa and decided where to go together .

"I'm going to a place with snow!" Zhou Zhou excitedly said, "I still feel that the weather is colder, hehe."

Duan Ling didn't want to follow suit and go to Bali, Maldives, Hawaii, etc. He usually has the opportunity to go, so why not fly a little farther away, so he asked, "How about going to Antarctica to see penguins?"

Zhou Zhou immediately nodded in agreement, "Okay, okay, I can change back to my original shape and play with them!"

Duan Ling thought about that scene, rubbed his temples with a headache, and sighed helplessly, "Just be happy."

The two were ready to go, and soon decided on the travel route.The day before departure, Duan Ling accidentally got a piece of news.

"Mr. Duan, I finally caught the mystery!" Pug Mu Tong hurried over to claim credit, "It was another priest I hired who finally caught him! He's on his way now!"

Duan Ling was stunned for a long time before he realized that he had ordered him a year ago that he had been cheated of 5000 yuan by that string of money, and he asked Mu Tong to find someone to catch it and clean it up.

Mu Tong explained, "Although that guy can't speak very well, he has a very cunning mind. He managed to get rid of several groups of people, but he managed to catch him this time!"

Duan Ling snorted and said, "Very good, if you dare to steal my money, I beat him so hard that even the Jade Emperor can't recognize him!"

So half an hour later, Duan Ling finally saw the little Taoist priest who had been away for a year, but... he was carried in by someone...

Xuanji was tied up and lay on the shoulders of a Taoist priest in black, like a squid on a bracket, writhing and struggling.The Daoist who was carrying him had a poker face on his face, and threw Xuanji on the floor as soon as he entered the door, then looked left and right at the people in the room, and walked towards Duan Ling who had a golden face.

"6000 yuan, thank you."

Duan Ling: "..."

"No," Duan Ling took a deep breath, "All of you cultivators are like this?"

The black-clothed Taoist said with a stern face, "The world is peaceful recently, and money is not easy to earn. If you can cheat anyone, you will be one."

... I respect you for being so frank!

Xuanji stopped struggling, and turned to look at his colleagues, showing a very appreciative look!

Duan Ling had no choice but to wave his hand, and Mu Tong hurriedly paid him money.The Taoist priest in black returned to my account to confirm the balance, and nodded solemnly, "Thanks, this guy wants to be killed or cut, whatever you want." After saying that, he was about to leave.

Xuanji yelled, twisted his body around Daochang's legs like a snake, and stared at him pitifully with blinking eyes.The Taoist priest was unmoved, and floated to the door like a ghost, and then walked away without looking back.Duan Ling and Mu Tong have long been familiar with the strangeness, Xuanji looked at his back with tears in his eyes, before he had time to be sad for a few seconds, he suddenly felt a piercing cold light on his back, his hair stood up, and looked back tremblingly.

A smiling face approached, with an extraordinarily tender expression, "Yo, long time no see."

Mystery: QAQ

"Yes, yes... I'm sorry! I'll refund, refund the money! Immediately, refund!"

Duan Ling squeezed his knuckles loudly, "Refund? You paid me 5000 yuan instead, and I might consider beating you evenly."

Mystery: QAQ

Duan Lin really raised his fist fiercely and rushed towards him, Mu Tong tactfully ran behind Xuanji, and held his two arms to make it easier for the master to attack.Xuanji widened his eyes, and suddenly shouted, "I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I have something to say...say!"

Duan Ling raised his fist and looked down at him, "Stop talking, just tell me whether you want to feel the left cheek or the right cheek first."

Xuanji (crying): "I, I, I really...Really, I have something to tell you, I tell you! People, people...life is at stake, it's your family's that... dog's business !"

Duan Ling paused, and frowned, "What's the matter?"

"I, I, I... told... you! You... you, you have to guarantee, guarantee, a sum of... pen check... write off!"

Duan Ling snorted coldly, "You talk about it first."

Xuanji looked at him suspiciously for a long while, and finally succumbed to his lust, and said the truth first, especially uneconomically, "You and your...dog, the most, recently, there is a... natural danger! Yes, someone is plotting secretly you!"

The following omits 2333 stuttering prophecies!

Duan Ling frowned, thought for a while, and concluded, "You said someone saw that Su Zhou's soul had changed, and was going to ask Taoist priests to break up Zhou Zhou's original soul and call back the original owner?"

Xuanji nodded appreciatively, "Yes, yes!"

"Who is it?"

"I can only...can only figure out that he is...the one who secretly, secretly, secretly in love with Su Zhou...the man!"

Duan Ling was startled, "Secret love?" Suddenly remembered someone, and immediately asked, "Is it called Liang Yu?"

Xuanji shook his head, "Bo...Puji Island!"

Duan Ling clicked his tongue, looked over sharply again, and snorted coldly, "You dare to lie to me, I will shave your whole body bald next time, not a single hair will be left, and all the hairy hairs on your head will be shaved off." Guangguang, do you hear me!"

Xuanji stared at him in horror, "You are really...really...perverted!"

"Hmph, when you praise me."

Afterwards, he asked about the details, and after confirming that Xuanji was not playing tricks, Duan Ling sent him away, but he felt a little bored in his heart.

Xuanji only figured out that there was an accident, but he couldn't figure out what it was. He couldn't even take precautions. The only thing he could do was to comfort himself.

So they still set off according to the plan, and at the end of the month, the two finally embarked on a honeymoon journey to Antarctica.

Because Duan Ling was not at ease, he exchanged the air ticket for a boat ticket. The two of them couldn't cancel all future travel plans just because of a few mysterious words, but to be on the safe side, he chose to take the boat. Duan Ling I thought, if the plane crashes, everyone will be gone, and if the ship has troubles, at least they can find a way to struggle.

But I didn't expect that such a phrase really became a proverb.