The owner always thinks I'm a dog

Chapter 33

Duan Ling dragged Er Gouzi who was hanging on his body for a while without a word, and said very tiredly, "Why are you suddenly so excited?"

Zhou Zhou kissed him happily, and said, "I read Xie Yuda's notes these two days, and they are very well written! I think it's even better than the book Brother Xiao Yu bought for me!"

Duan Ling frowned, and said warily, "Where did you get the notes?"

"Go to his house to get it."

Duan Ling was short of breath, "You went to his house?"

Thinking that this guy was going to make a fuss again, he actually shrank his neck, raised a paw and said seriously, "Little master, I will pursue stars rationally in the future, and I will never mess around again!"

Do you still know you wave?

Duan Ling was puzzled, and couldn't help asking, "Why did you suddenly realize this?"

With lingering fear in his heart, Zhou Zhou said, "Xie Yu's boyfriend is a big local tyrant!" Then he made a super big circle with his hands, "This~such a big dirt...wrong!" Zhou Zhou swung one arm round, Xiao After walking on tiptoe for a few meters, he ran to the other side and swung his other arm. He stared and said, "It's so big! Really, it's a super big trench!"

Of course Duan Ling knew who he was talking about, raised his eyebrows and said, "Was their house shaken?"

"Yes! God, how can there be such a big family! I want to stay away from him, it's terrible."

Duan Ling suddenly snorted, took out the mobile phone from his pocket, and handed it to him slowly, "Here, take a look."

Zhou Zhou took it without knowing why, and on the screen was a castle manor shot from the air, surrounded by lakes, several fountains in the manor, and a helicopter parked far away, which was even more exaggerated than the mansion seen during the day.Zhou Zhou said in horror, "Oh my God! What do people in this kind of place think? Are you afraid of getting lost? What if you encounter a ghost at night? Does it take 10 minutes to sprint [-] meters to go to the toilet? Wake up on the big square meter bed? Can you find your shoes when you get out of bed? You can’t make things difficult for yourself!”

Duan Ling: "..."

He stretched out his hand to pinch Zhou Zhou's chattering mouth, and said angrily, "This is your master's old house, what nonsense are you talking about?"

Zhouzhou: "...huh?"

Duan Ling took him into his arms, flipped through the photos with his arms around him, "Here, this smaller castle belongs to me, the bigger one next to it belongs to my elder brother, the one on the right belongs to my second brother, and the one with the largest dome behind it belongs to me." The one belongs to my parents, this is our manor in the United States, our family has passed it down for several generations, and I have lived here for 20 years."

Zhou Zhou: "..."

Duan Lingyang raised his eyebrows, his face full of embarrassment, "Are you still envious of others?"

Zhou Zhou shook his head slowly, and said tremblingly, "I, I will be obedient from now on..."

Duan Ling thought it was funny, pinched his ear and twisted it, "What are you afraid of?"

"I think...you really have a hundred ways to make me disappear..."

Duan Ling laughed, rubbed Zhou Zhou's forehead with his forehead, and scratched the bridge of his little nose, "Little idiot, I can't bear it."

So President Duan proudly showed off Bo Fu, and then showed off his wave skills in high spirits. At night, he hugged Zhou Zhou, who was exhausted like a dog, and slept soundly. He was in a good mood for several days, until the day before the acting class started. Sowing seeds with hard work, till the dawn of the day, I will be satisfied with it.

Zhou Zhou felt that he was more tired when he was on vacation than when he was not on vacation. When he went downstairs, his footsteps were trembling, and his whole body was full of kidney deficiency temperament that was visible to the naked eye.Mao Xiaoyu was silent for a while, and said tactfully, "How about... let's take a rest? Let's go later?"

Zhou Zhou wanted to cry but had no tears, "Isn't it very obvious?"

Mao Xiaoyu took a breath and nodded sadly, "The taste is a bit... sloppy."

Zhou Zhou: "...Hey, I'm going to die."

So Zhou Zhou drank the pure and uplifting soul energy by Mao Xiaoyu's side for a while, and then he got out of the car sullenly after inhaling for a long time.

As a result, as soon as he raised his head, he ran into an acquaintance, and was very surprised, "Brother Tan Xiao!"

Tan Xiao was also taken aback, and when he saw him coming over happily, "You also signed up for this class?"

"Yeah, are you too?"

"Well, I used to be a martial arts stand-in, and I haven't acted much. Mr. Du asked me to learn."

Just as he was talking, a person walked up behind him, and it was Mr. Du.

Mr. Du looked at Zhou Zhou, and extended his hand towards him, "Su Zhou, I often hear Tan Xiao mentioning you."

Zhouzhou was crazy when he saw Mr. Du, and he shook it dumbly.Hey, it's so beautiful.

"Tan Xiao doesn't have any friends. If you're free, take him out to play often. Sometimes I'm busy." Mr. Du withdrew his hand again and said, "Mr. Duan should be busy too. It won't be too boring."

"I'm also...not very bored," Tan Xiao scratched his head, but still smiled, "Don't worry about me, don't you have a meeting in the morning? Go quickly."

Mr. Du hummed, raised his hand to straighten his collar, straightened his tie, and stroked his hair, "I have a social event at night, so don't wait for me."

"……Oh well."

Mr. Du remained expressionless from the beginning to the end. What he just said was quite long. He took a step back and looked at Tan Xiao for a while, and finally waved his hand and said, "Goodbye."

Tan Xiao hummed, then smiled again, "Goodbye."

Zhou Zhou stared at the two of them gossipingly and smiled the whole time, Tan Xiao looked away, turned around and saw Zhou Zhou's very meaningful gaze, his cheeks were a little red, he said embarrassedly, "What are you laughing at?"

"Let me tell you, I just sniffed it like this. The smell on your body is not right. It must be different from last time."

"... What's the difference," Tan Xiao sighed, "Let's go, the time is almost up."

Zhou Zhou had a good time, turned around and waved to Mao Xiaoyu, and the two went to class together.

The teachers in the acting class are quite professional. They not only teach carefully, but are also very strict. Everyone in the class is full of well-known fresh meat, but the teachers treat them equally. Those who perform poorly are directly criticized. The one who bears the brunt is Su Zhou. And Tan Xiao, two laymen who became monks on the way.

"Su Zhou, can you take your performance away, do you understand? Is the exaggeration a stroke? Do you think you are a husky? The expression king?"

Zhou Zhou: Huh?This teacher is a genius!

Zhou Zhou was very happy to be scolded a few times because of his lack of heart (really a compliment!), and he didn't worry about it at all, but Tan Xiao kept silent, and the more he was scolded, the more mistakes he made. In the end, I couldn't even remember the lines, and my face turned pale.

The last teacher couldn't bear it anymore and said, "If you really don't know how to act, don't hang out in this circle. You don't stand out in the first place, and your acting skills are so bad. What can you do for yourself?"

Tan Xiao's face was red, his ears were red, and his eyes were red.

During the lunch break, Tan Xiao was the first one to go out. He was a man of few words, and his performance was too bad to be unpopular. Before, everyone who wanted to approach him ran away because of Mr. Du, thinking to himself A Dou, who can't support the wall like this, will be thrown away soon, and there is no need to bother to curry favor.

What's more, this guy has very ordinary facial features, how long can Du always be interested?Just play around.

Zhou Zhou was the only one who followed. The two of them got to know each other because of the reality show before, and they had a good friendship. Zhou Zhou chased him to the rooftop. Seeing that his face was really bad, he carefully comforted him, "Hey, don't take it to heart. Go, I counted it on purpose! You have been scolded seven times, but I have been scolded nine times. If you scold me, you can scold me. Is it okay to try to improve?"

Tan Xiao clenched his lips and touched his pocket, remembering that he had quit smoking a long time ago, his expression froze for a moment, and his chest suddenly hurt badly.

"Hey, brother Tan Xiao, don't be sad," Zhou Zhou went over and shook his shoulders in a panic, "We have no experience in the first place, and we haven't studied on purpose. It's normal for us to not act well. Don't be too stressed..."

"I'm different from you," Tan Xiao finally said, his arms resting on the railing, his shoulders slumped exhaustedly, "You look so good-looking, even if you don't know how to act, there will be many people who like you standing there, but I... I can only act well. I have been studying hard. I was still watching tutorials and movies last night to learn, but my brain is very stupid. Don't do it right..."

Zhou Zhou didn't know how to comfort him, so he tentatively said, "Actually... uh, everyone is good at differently. You can see that you are so good at fighting, so I can't learn it."

"I am a typical example of well-developed limbs and a simple mind," Tan Xiao murmured, sounding very inferior, "I tried my best to learn, but I was wrong, I was really stupid, the teacher was right, I I shouldn't be in this circle, I'm not suitable..."

Zhou Zhou quickly stopped him, and changed the subject, "Then, why do you want to be a star? I mean...you fight so well, being a martial arts coach or something is great, isn't it?"

Tan Xiao stopped talking for a while, and gave him a very weak answer, "I need money."

Zhou Zhou: "..." It makes sense, I don't know how to continue.

Tan Xiao seemed to be in some kind of sleepy mood. He buried his head in his arms for a long time and didn't lift it up. His nails were all white.

So Tan Xiao and Su Zhou continued to be scolded all afternoon, the former became more and more silent and at a loss, but Zhou Zhou was numb from the scolding, so he just pretended to be stupid and laughed all afternoon, and took several pages of notes seriously, Ability didn't increase at all.

After the whole day of class was over, Mao Xiaoyu came to pick him up and asked, "How was it? Did you gain anything?"

"Yes!" Zhou Zhou said from the bottom of his heart, "I have learned a lot of new vocabulary that makes people want to jump off a building without using dirty words! Human language is amazing!"

Mao Xiaoyu: "..." What the hell?

"You got scolded?"

"Hey, the teacher said I was exaggerating, but a male teacher said that I am so stupid that I can be a comedian if I act in my true colors. I think it is very right! Brother Xiaoyu, why don't we take some cross talk sketches to perform? It might be right for me!"

Mao Xiaoyu: "...Let me think about it."

So when I went home that night, Duan Ling asked enthusiastically, "What did you learn today?"

Zhou Zhou didn't want him to worry, so he said, "Learn how to control your expression! The teacher said I'm very good at learning!"

Duan Ling asked suspiciously, "Can you learn how to control your expression well? You can let your expression go, no matter what you look like, okay? Are you lying to ghosts?"

Zhou Zhou squinted his mouth and glared at him, "Hey, I'm afraid you're worried, why are you so annoying."

Duan Ling laughed and rubbed his little head, "Have you been scolded?"

Zhou Zhou puffed up his cheeks and hummed aggrievedly, "They said I was stupid."

"Well, it's quite objective."

"...say I'm as stupid as a husky."

"Yo, this teacher has a future."

"What do you mean, is Husky stupid? He's so handsome!"

Duan Ling laughed, pinching his angry face, "What's wrong with being stupid? I just like to see you being stupid, and I don't care for being smart."

Zhou Zhou was a little happy, but after reacting for a while, he became unhappy again, "Isn't that stupid?"

Duan Ling stopped teasing him, and comforted him, "Teachers have to listen carefully to what they say. Those teachers are famous teachers in the industry. You will definitely learn something from them. Don't be too sad when you are scolded. When they fart, we are Learn what you can, and learn something.”

Zhou Zhou hugged him for a while, and said coquettishly, "I thought you would say: Those old witches who dare to touch the boss, see if I don't drive you out of this earth one by one!"

Duan Ling's legs softened, and he squeezed his face hard, "Stop reading those messy novels to me."

Zhou Zhou nestled in his arms and laughed, Duan Ling teased him for a while, and said, "Of course I will protect you, but I won't spoil you unprincipled, besides, we are so cute that the teacher is willing to scold you, then It should really be that you played too badly."

Zhou Zhou: "..."

It's fine if you don't pamper me, can you stop hitting me like this _(:3」∠)_

Duan Ling smiled sullenly, bowed his head and kissed, "Little fool, even if you are a vase, I can make you famous. Don't worry about anything, you can learn as much as you can."

Zhou Zhou was moved again, and said affectionately, "I will work hard for you."

Duan Ling nodded and sighed again, "If you're really stupid, you won't be able to learn it anyway. At worst, I'll be alone at noon, and sweat dripping down the soil. What."

Zhou Zhou: "...Little master, you are so filthy and shameless."

Duan Ling smiled kindly: "Well, I learned from you."

So the master who taught the young and blue apprentice was tossed into the middle of the night by the young and blue apprentice (the one who understands this sentence must not be a husky!), the next day Zhouzhou struggled downstairs with his waist supported, and saw Mao Xiaoyu barely standing up, Exclaimed, "Brother Xiaoyu, let me tell you, don't buy turtles for the little master again, the wife is too scary! I'm going to die on the bed!"

Mao Xiaoyu: "...Oh, I, I was wrong."

Mao Xiaoyu blushed a lot, but Zhou Zhou complained to him about several exaggerated postures last night without any shyness. On it, oh my god, I’m going to die! Then turn around and turn around again, my god, my head was white at the time! With a loud voice, the grandma next door screamed. When the lights came on, I thought something had happened to me!"

Mao Xiaoyu: "Ahem, oh, oh."

Zhouzhou: "It's really hard work!"

Mao Xiaoyu: "Oh, oh."

Zhou Zhou scolded Duan Ling all the way with righteous indignation, Mao Xiaoyu blushed into a monkey's ass, corresponding to the red light on the opposite side, very symmetrical.At the end, Zhou Zhouyu said earnestly, "Are you going to be so perverted?"

Mao Xiaoyu was startled, and stayed for a long time without understanding, "Huh?"

"Don't you have a daughter?" Zhou Zhou suddenly squatted on the driver's seat and asked curiously, "I have all the dolls, so will I use more force? Only special force can make dolls?"

Mao Xiaoyu: "...cough cough cough, no, no."

"Really?" Zhou Zhou was very skeptical, "Then tell me, you and your wife... Ah, I'm sorry, I forgot that you divorced."

Mao Xiaoyu quickly waved her hands, her ears turned red, "You, you don't talk, and I can't drive anymore."

Zhou Zhou suddenly smiled, winked and said, "Have you reacted?"

Mao Xiaoyu immediately clamped her crotch tightly and shook her head wildly, "No, no, no."

Zhouzhou looked at his unspeakable place teasingly, then blinked again, and snorted, "No response, so why are you nervous? Hey? You can't be scared to pee!"

Mao Xiaoyu parked the car on the side of the road suddenly, and suddenly leaned on the steering wheel, even the backs of her hands were completely red.

Zhouzhou finally felt something was wrong, and hurriedly said, "I'm sorry, did I, did I say something scary?"

Mao Xiaoyu twitched her cheeks, obviously gritted her teeth and endured something, Zhouzhou panicked, quickly brought a tissue from the back seat of the car and handed it to him, and said timidly, "Yes, I'm sorry, I'll go out for a while, you... Solve it, I'm really sorry, I won't talk about it in the future, oh..."

After getting out of the car in a hurry, Zhou Zhou felt guilty squatting outside the car.Why did Mao Xiaoyu pee his pants in fright?It must be peeing your pants, right?The place in front is wet...

wrong!No, no, it scared him like that, it must be because Duan Ling is so perverted!Mao Xiaoyu must have never heard of it, so she was scared to pee!

Oh my god, little master, you are really hopeless...

So Zhou Zhou squatted outside while confessing, and decided to go back and discuss this matter with Duan Ling. He really can't drive like this every day, and he will be handed over to the country!

After waiting for a long time, Mao Xiaoyu finally opened the door and said hoarsely, "Okay..."

Zhou Zhou quietly got into the car, and found that Mao Xiaoyu had changed into sports pants, which should have been kept in the car as a spare, and quickly apologized again, "I'm really sorry, I didn't expect us to be so...cough, intense. , scared you..."

Mao Xiaoyu hurriedly shook her head, as if apologetic, "No, it has nothing to do with you, it's me... Hey, forget it, let's go, I'm going to be late."

"Oh! Let's go."

Zhouzhou became as quiet as a chicken along the way, very well-behaved, Mao Xiaoyu only answered a question, and didn't say a word of nonsense.Mao Xiaoyu was a little uncomfortable, so she whispered, "Well...you can say whatever you want, I'm really fine..."

How could Zhou Zhou dare to be so rambunctious again, he only picked something rich, strong, democratic, civilized and harmonious, and never dared to complain about Duan Ling again.

Because I left very early, I was not late, and I arrived 10 minutes early.Several people in the class were sitting and chatting together in twos and threes, but Tan Xiao was standing alone in the corner, Zhou Zhou was about to call him, when suddenly he heard a few people talking, "Hey, what do you think Mr. Du thinks? "

"You mean Tan Xiao?"

"Who else?" The person who spoke was a tall and beautiful girl, but she said with contempt on her face, "I don't look good, and my acting is terrible. What does Mr. Du like in him?"

"Don't tell me it's from Wutai? Maybe it's 'Kung Fu', haha."

"Hey, do you know? I heard that Mr. Du has bipolar disorder, and it can be scary when he has an attack."

"what is that?"

"It's a sudden irritable temper, which is very scary. I know the employees of Ningyu Group, and they say that they have to clean the president's office every ten days and a half months. The inside is smashed."

"...Oh my god, no wonder you like Tan Xiao, maybe it's because it's strong?"

A few people were chatting enthusiastically, when suddenly a face came closer, with the neck tilted and tongue sticking out, the whites of the eyes rolled up, looking like a hanged ghost.The girls screamed in fright, jumped up from their seats, and cursed, "Su Zhou, what are you doing! You're so scary!"

Zhou Zhou let out a wow, as if he was very happy, jumped up and down on the spot, and said with a smile, "Oh, it seems that besides funny movies, I can also act in horror movies! How is it? Is the effect particularly good? I will Give you two? There are also such..."

"Go, go! Take medicine if you are sick!"

Zhou Zhou shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile, "Let me tell you, if the tongue is too long, it will be cut off by the evil spirit!" As he spoke, he stuck out his tongue like a pair of scissors, and cut it with a click. Twice, then squeezed his neck and rolled his eyes exaggeratedly, "Ah~~ That's it, the tongue is gone, oops, it's so dead~~"

The girls knew that he was mocking them, and blushed and didn't dare to say anything. It happened that the performance teacher entered the door at this time, and saw Zhou Zhou sticking out his tongue, and the whites of his eyes were turned so that his pupils could not be seen. Pinching his neck as if he was about to belch, the teacher remained silent for two seconds, then walked over and slapped him on the back of the head in three or two steps, and slapped his tongue back, angrily said, "I said How many times! Take it away! Take your emotions away! Don't always be so exaggerated! Do you really think you are a husky!"

Zhou Zhou: Hey...⊙▽⊙?

The tips of his ears trembled twice, Zhou Zhou took a deep breath, and finally couldn't help it anymore!

"Aww~ Aww! Teacher, how do you know! Aww! You are so amazing~ I really admire you! Aww~~ I really admire you! Aww——!"

Acting teacher: ... Damn, are you retarded?