The owner always thinks I'm a dog

Chapter 30

So he spent the whole day of his birthday in bed, Duan Ling simply unlocked the Eighteen Forms of Longyang and had a great time.

The next day, Mao Xiaoyu came to knock on the door. He was a little afraid of dogs. He heard that Duan Ling had brought the family dog. When he knocked on the door, he was afraid. One step, it looks like a neuropathy from a distance.

When Duan Ling opened the door, he happened to see Mao Xiaoyu stepping back. The latter was stunned for a moment, scratching his head in embarrassment, "Well...Mr. Duan, good morning, are you going back today?"

"Well," Duan Ling looked at him wonderingly, "Why are you hiding so far away?"

"I, I'm afraid of dogs... Hehe."

Duan Ling thinks that Mao Xiaoyu is amazing. He is usually soft like a glutinous rice ball, but he actually raised a child by himself. I heard that he also took on a lot of translation work. He lived a hard life, but he was always gentle with others. No negative energy, very attractive.Duan Ling looked at his frightened eyes, thought it was funny, and said, "The dog is not here, I'll have someone transport it back first, you can come in."

Mao Xiaoyu: "..." I don't really understand the world of your local tyrants...

Mao Xiaoyu entered the room and saw that Zhou Zhou was washing up, so he asked, "How about I bring you breakfast? Are you... uh, a little tired?"

Zhouzhou reacted for a moment, didn't understand, continued to brush his teeth, and said, "Tired?"

Mao Xiaoyu watched the whole process of the two people's battle in the next door yesterday, seeing that Zhou Zhou was completely unharmed, he was very impressed, and quickly shook his head, "It's all right, it's a good thing to be in good health, uh... um, a good thing."

Duan Ling liked him more and more, and after thinking about it all night, he made up his mind and said, "By the way, I have something to ask you."

Mao Xiaoyu hurriedly stood up straight and nodded.

"You've been working as an assistant for four years...it's almost five years, and your qualifications are enough. How about it? Do you want to change careers and become an agent?"

Mao Xiaoyu was startled, stunned for a moment, and said in a low voice, "...I really want to, but there is no chance. The newcomers in the company are led by Sister Na and the others, and the popular ones are also led by Brother Duan. Everyone I bring is to grab resources. Not good? The company treats me very well, and I don't want to change jobs, so I just..."

Zhouzhou finished brushing his teeth now, jumped out with a mouthful of peace of mind, laughed and said, "Take me!"

Mao Xiaoyu was taken aback, and quickly shook his head, "How can that be, your show will be aired next Friday, and it will definitely be popular, it's all thanks to Brother Duan, how can I intervene..."

Duan Ling interrupted him and said, "Duan Yanbin has resigned, and the five artists under him, including Lu Er, are all vacant now, but since you are a new manager as an agent, Zhouzhou will bring you alone. The two are familiar with each other anyway, so I'll leave it to others, how about it? Are you interested?"

Mao Xiaoyu was stunned, stood there and stared at her in disbelief, "Really, really?"

Duan Ling crossed his arms and raised his eyebrows, "Do you think I'm joking?"

Mao Xiaoyu swallowed sharply, stood up straight immediately, and hurriedly bowed, "I will work hard, really, I will definitely work hard, I will work hard!"

Zhouzhou laughed, and hurriedly pushed him back, "What do I want you to do, just give me some meat to eat."

Mao Xiaoyu was stunned, thinking it was because of this, and quickly explained, "You guys misunderstood, those dishes were made by Brother Duan, and I was only responsible for delivering..." After finishing speaking, he felt that something was wrong, and scratched his head, "I'm a little I can’t remember, I sent it up that day, right?”

Zhouzhou quickly changed the subject, "Yes, it's here, you may be too tired."

It's just that after I finished speaking, I felt a little sad. It turned out that Duan Yanbin did it. That person is really... silently treating someone well and never asking for credit. How can such a gentle person be so miserable?

Duan Ling was also silent for a long while before saying, "Anyway, if you accept it, go back and sign the contract again. If you pay well, there will be an increase. The salary should be three times that of your current salary, and it will also be equal to Zhou Zhou's income. Linked, you can get 5.00% commission."

Mao Xiaoyu swallowed again, nodded nervously, "I, I will really work hard..."

Duan Ling believed the weight of this sentence, and said with a smile, "Then I'll leave him to you, let's go."

Mao Xiaoyu walked away trembling like a dream, and when the door was closed, the smile on Duan Ling's face disappeared, obviously thinking of Duan Yanbin again, and feeling a little depressed.Zhouzhou hooked his hand and shook it, coaxing, "If you are worried, you can entrust someone to look for him?"

Duan Ling hummed, and stretched out his hand to rub his head, "That's my plan, let's talk about it when we go back."

The two packed their luggage and were about to leave. When the suitcase was put away, Zhou Zhou suddenly came back holding the coconut carving that had been thrown into the corner, with a good-looking face, "Little master, take this with you too!"

Duan Ling: "..."

Zhouzhou said again, "I gave it a name, it's called the Rise of Love!"

Duan Ling endured it for a while, and finally couldn't help it, and said, "I also gave it a name."

"what?"

Duan Ling grabbed it in disgust, threw it into the suitcase and quickly locked it, rolled his eyes and said, "I'll wilt after seeing it."

Zhou Zhou: "...Hey."

So he wilted all the way home, Zhou Zhou still unwillingly put the thing up on the coffee table in the living room, when Duan Ling passed by, he was silent for a moment, twisted the dog's head and aimed it at the wall, out of sight.

After that, five days passed without shame, and finally on Friday night, the first episode of "Come If You Are Bold" was aired. Although Duan Ling watched the recording scene in the studio, the edited version was also It was the first time I saw it, so the two of them nested on the sofa together. Before nesting, Duan Ling confirmed that the dog's head was facing the wall, and then collapsed with a clear mood, hugging his wife in one hand, and gnawing an apple with the other.

I have to say that after adding special effects and subtitles, it was really funny. The two of them were laughing non-stop throughout the whole process. Zhou Zhou didn't know the performance of other people at all, so he couldn't help complaining about the other person who got the word "water" at the moment. The honored guest laughed and said, "He turned over the toilet, is he trying to escape through the toilet? Hahaha, there are people who are stupider than me!"

Duan Ling especially agreed with this sentence, he gently touched Zhou Zhougou's head, and nodded his praise, "I didn't expect that there would be someone more stupid than you."

Zhou Zhou glared at him, grabbed his apple, took a bite, and said, "I won this episode!"

Duan Ling subconsciously retorted, "You can win without Xie Yu?"

...I regretted it in seconds after I finished speaking.

Sure enough, Er Gouzi immediately went crazy.

"Yes, yes! I can't win without him! I tell you he's too smart! How can there be such a perfect person? So good-looking, so smart, my God, and so gentle, really Really, my hands and feet were freezing cold at that time, and he covered my hands for a long time, so warm!"

Hehe, I warmed you up all night, did your memory get eaten by a dog?

...It was really eaten by a dog.

Zhouzhou blissfully found out the photo with Xie Yu on his phone again, nagging for a long time, Duan Ling couldn't bear it anymore, turned over and started to ride, Zhouzhou looked at him in horror, and the moment he was entered, he let out an ah, looked sideways and said, " Oh my god, little master, you actually used this method to shut me up, it's so vulgar because you did it."

Duan Ling gritted his teeth, and snorted coldly as he moved, "I don't mind being a little more vulgar, so I can shut you up completely."

So Zhou Zhou shut his mouth obediently, and after a while he couldn't help but get up again, until the screen finally switched to the scene of Zhou Zhou, the two of them maintained an embedded hugging posture, and commented, "I am this It was cold at the time, so I squatted down... Oh, why did they even take this in the picture!"

On the screen is the posture of Zhou Zhou raising his hind legs and patting his head, with the subtitle: "Profound meaning: Awakening by patting the head!"

Then Comrade Su Zhou in the camera seemed to be possessed by Conan, and suddenly became very witty, and fell out of the roof neatly within a few minutes.Duan Ling became excited again, couldn't help moving back and forth, and said while moving, "Your calf is fine, can you lift it so high?"

"Hmm... That's right, this body... is different from others... Oops! Right there, continue... Ah! It's so cool, little master, you are awesome!"

So the wonderful little master was greatly encouraged, and the cultivation became more and more intense, and suddenly he became a little evil, moved Zhouzhou's legs for a while, grabbed his ankle and hit him on the top of the head, Then he exclaimed, "I'll go, I can really hit it!"

Zhou Zhou: "..."

So Duan Ling began to test the softness of his thighs, hitting him from the front, from the side, and from the back, and found that it was not working. He said regretfully, "Why can't this work?"

Zhouzhou panted heavily, and glared at him with a flushed face, "This fucking dog can't do it, okay! Can you stop being perverted!"

Duan Ling sighed, grabbed his chin and kissed him, proudly said, "It's not easy, it can make you feel perverted, I think I am Ye Liangchen at this moment."

Zhou Zhou: "...I really want to use a hundred ways to get your dog to take care of me now!"

Mr. Duan smiled charmingly, lowered his head to cover his mouth, and said with a smile, "Come on baby, continue to lead the dog."

So the two of them stayed with the dog all night, and Zhou Zhou didn't want to move the next day, so he just collapsed on the bed, commanding Duan Liangchen to do this and that, and finally ate grilled steak contentedly, and swiped Weibo with his mobile phone.

After brushing and brushing, he jumped up and let out a groan.

Duan Ling was puzzled, quickly pressed down on his steak plate, and said speechlessly, "Come down, almost fell off the bed."

Zhouzhou held up his mobile phone and offered him a treasure, "Look, look, fresh hot search, my name and Xie Yuda's name together rank first! Number one! Our names together! Number one! Hahaha!"

Before Duan Ling could get angry, the phone rang suddenly, and he answered it angrily, but he was taken aback when he saw the incoming call, then he understood, and answered with a smile, "Boss Lang?"

The man on the opposite side had a lazy voice, and it looked like he had been exercising vigorously. He smiled and said, "Mr. Duan, I'm not in a good mood here. I removed your baby's first trending search. Do you mind?"

Duan Ling immediately nodded with a smile on his face, "Of course I don't mind, just withdraw casually, vigorously, please."

So a few seconds after the two hung up the phone, Zhou Zhou exclaimed from behind, "Huh? Why is it gone? Huh? The name together is gone! Hey hey?"

Duan Ling was very satisfied, walked over and sighed hypocritically, and said with great regret, "Oh, what a pity, why is it gone?"

Zhouzhou: qaq

Duan Ling: shakalaka~~