I was calculated by the alpaca

Chapter 9

Ling Zhe's sense is very keen. When Xia Yan walked over, although his footsteps were very light, Ling Zhe still noticed it.

How to do?

Xia Yan must not let Xia Yan know that he was taking a shower in the bathroom, he couldn't explain clearly.

Ling Zhe has never been a hesitant person, he made a decision almost instantly.

The water depth in the bathroom has not stopped, and Xia Yan's actions when entering the bathroom are also very careful, as if afraid of disturbing the people in the bathroom, but...

He was still knocked out as soon as he entered the bathroom, and he didn't even see who knocked him out.

Ling Zhe came out from the corner and looked at the fallen shit shovel officer with complicated eyes.

He looked at the vase in his hand again... and sighed.

Who asked the shit shovel officer to put such a coquettish vase in the bathroom? It's impossible for him not to use such a handy weapon.

Ling Zhe still has a sense of proportion in his strikes, at least he thinks so, and he will definitely not kill anyone.

Sighing, he dried himself with a towel, then dragged Xia Yan to the sofa and rubbed the back of his head.

I hope the back of the shit shoveler's head is stronger.

Ling Zhe rubbed and pressed Xia Yan for a long time, until his hands felt sore before he stopped.

My hands are sore...

Ling Zhe stretched out his hands angrily and pulled Xia Yan's cheeks. He has never served anyone since he was born... Now he has to carry the shit shovel officer's body and rub the back of his head.

Ling Zhe sat cross-legged on the sofa and thought about it for a while. The best outcome for today's matter is that Xia Yan thinks that he is sleeping and sleepy. Everything is an illusion. It would be great if he could think so.

But even if he treats himself as a thief, it's not a big problem, anyway... I didn't steal anything from him.

After thinking about it on the sofa, Ling Zhe went to his room with Xia Yan on his back.

This process is a bit difficult...

Although Xia Yan is not fat, he is quite a bit taller than Ling Zhe, and it is still a bit difficult for Ling Zhe to carry him on his back.

After finally carrying Xia Yan onto the bed, Ling Zhe felt a familiar dizziness.

Alas... the time has come again.

Silently cursing a dirty word in his heart, Ling Zhe felt that he was extremely wronged. Such a good time to recover his human form was all wasted on this shit-shoveling officer.

snort!Tomorrow he must be drowned with saliva!

When Xia Yan woke up the next day, he felt a pain in his head, which didn't look like he had slept all night.And down.rather like...

Xia Yangang was about to sit up——

"hiss--"

It hurts so much, I feel like my head has been opened.

Xia Yan touched the back of his head, and it hurt even more when he touched it.

Trying to recall what happened last night, it seems... It was late at night, he heard the sound of water coming from the bathroom, he went to the bathroom to have a look, but as soon as he walked into the bathroom, his head...

Xia Yan thought, the house must have been burglarized, right?

No... This thief is too arrogant, why did he steal everything from his house and take a shower by the way?Is the sense of ritual of being a thief so strong now?

Xia Yan thought about going to check his collection quickly. Fortunately, there were all the figures and money, and there seemed to be no shortage of valuables.

Could it be that there were no thieves in the house at all, and everything last night was just a fantasy of his sleepiness, or just a dream... Just when Xia Yan was about to deceive himself like this, another burst of pain came from the back of his head.

Pooh!This is not a dream, how can a dream cause such a big bump on the head... It hurts like hell.

Xia Yan suddenly thought that he had been smashed, what about the little guy?That little guy is clumsy and smelly, if a thief bumps into him...

Xia Yan walked up to Ling Zhe and saw Ling Zhe was sleeping on the sofa, still snoring happily. For a moment, he didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

This little guy really has a big heart, doesn't he feel anything?She didn't even wake up until now... that's it.

"Little tyrant, did you see anyone at home last night?"

Xia Yan sat on the sofa, pressed Ling Zhe to sit, and unconsciously touched the short alpaca tail with his hand.

Mmm... so cute.

It's probably only so cute when it's sleeping.

Hearing the shit-shoveling officer's stupid voice, Ling Zhe turned over and pulled out his tail, not bothering to talk to him.

In fact, Ling Zhe realized it when Xia Yan woke up, but he was still secretly sad because he didn't do anything last night, and didn't want to talk to Xia Yan at all.

"Little guy, let's eat!"

As soon as he heard about eating, Ling Zhe immediately opened his eyes reluctantly and jumped off the sofa.

Xia Yan: ...

The little guy is so realistic.

Because both of them got up late, Xia Yan decided not to broadcast live.

Regarding what happened last night, although Xia Yan felt that there was a problem, he couldn't find out what the problem was. The weirdest thing was that when he looked at the surveillance, he found that it had been damaged.

"Say! Tyrant! Did you break the monitoring?"

Xia Yan held Ling Zhe's alpaca head and rubbed it non-stop.

"He—tui!"

Ling Zhe let Xia Yan wake up with a mouthful of saliva.

The result of this matter was that there was no result. Xia Yan couldn't find anything, so he had to give up in the end.And Xia Yan always felt that... That night, in a daze, he seemed to see that beautiful boy again, still naked, but he gave people a holy and beautiful feeling, and he couldn't arouse the slightest obscenity.

He obviously suspected that a thief had entered the house, so he should have called the police immediately, but out of some strange psychology, Xia Yan didn't do that.

Xia Yan felt that he must be sick!

"Little guy, we won't broadcast live today, let's go to the hospital."

When he heard Xia Yan say this, Ling Zhe finally started to look at Xia Yan squarely, and at the same time he was still a little guilty. Could it be...he really hit too hard last night and broke the shit-shoveling officer's brain?

Although the shit officer was a bit dumbfounded, but...

It was rare for Ling Zhe to obediently accompany Xia Yan to the hospital, but the sooner he arrived at the hospital, the more Ling Zhe felt something was wrong...

Isn't Xia Yan going to see a doctor?Why did you come to... a pet hospital?

Xia Yan's friend, pet doctor Zhang Shuo was also puzzled by this question.

"You said you think you have a brain problem?" Zhang Shuo said in disbelief after Xia Yan explained his intentions.

"Hmm..." Xia Yan looked hopeless.

"Then I think there may be something wrong with your brain. I'm a pet doctor, a veterinarian! Even if I know how to look at your brain, I can't show you your brain!"

When Zhang Shuo was speaking, Ling Zhe backed away silently, fearing that his saliva would splash on his face.

Although alpacas love to spit, Ling Zhe doesn't like being spit on.

But Zhang Shuo's words... still make sense.

The shit shovel officer won't be really fooled by him, will he?This makes the already not very smart mind even worse, what a worry-free shit shoveler.

Although Ling Zhe couldn't speak, his inner activities were quite rich.

"I want to go to the hospital for a full physical examination, can I foster my little tyrant with you for half a day?"

Xia Yan looked at his little pet reluctantly, leaving Ling Zhe alone at home, he was really worried.

It turned out that he was worried about himself... Ling Zhe looked up at Xia Yan, and had to say that the shit-shoveling officer was really nice to him.

"Chirp~" Take me with you.

Although the excrement shoveler was thinking of himself, Ling Zhe didn't want to stay in the pet shop at all. He was not very comfortable smelling the smell of so many animals.

Although His Majesty the Emperor has always thought of himself as a human, but now he has the body of an alpaca, and his nose is different from when he was a human.The sex signals some animals were giving off made him uncomfortable, and the veterinarian...he didn't like it either.

If the shit shoveler really left him here alone, he would be really weak and helpless.

Ling Zhe bit the corner of Xia Yan's clothes, not letting him leave.

"Little guy, why are you so clingy?"

Although he said it disgustingly, the smile on Xia Yan's face couldn't be stopped at all.

Zhang Shuo: ...

As soon as Xia Yan walked out, Ling Zhe also bit his clothes and walked out. Finally, Xia Yan said to Zhang Shuo with a mean smile on his face: "Oh forget it, I'll take him with you, as you can see, he is too charming. The big thing is trouble, and I can’t even keep a pet without me.”

Zhang Shuo:? ? ?

Are you here to show off your feelings?

This time, when Xia Yan gave Ling Zhe a leash, Ling Zhe behaved very well.

The pet shop was so scary that His Majesty the Emperor didn't want to stay for a moment.

Although Ling Zhe has become very obedient, pets are still not easy to bring into the hospital. Fortunately, there is a nurse lady who sees the alpaca is cute and is willing to help take care of it when she is resting.

Xia Yan did a full physical examination, especially his brain. The preliminary diagnosis showed that his body was very good, and there was no problem with his brain. Except that the back of his head was knocked down, no other problems could be found for the time being. The detailed physical examination report To wait until a week later.

An hour and a half later, when Ling Zhe saw Xia Yan again, he felt that his steps were relaxed.

Seems to be all right, Ling Zhe heaved a sigh of relief.

Seeing his little pet, Xia Yan almost ran over, and hugged Ling Zhe's alpaca's head.

"Little tyrant, dad is fine, are you happy?"

Ling Zhe: ...

His Majesty the Emperor, who was still very happy, became unhappy when he heard Xia Yan's claim, and even wanted to spit on him.

Who is your son?go to hell!

On the way home, Ling Zhe once again showed the charm of an alpaca.

People kept coming over to take pictures of him, wanting to hug and touch him.

Ling Zhe is naturally unwilling...

Even if Xia Yan wants to touch him, it depends on his mood, let alone these insignificant people...

But the crowd was too enthusiastic, especially a group of children, chasing after his ass.

Ling Zhe looked at Xia Yan asking for help, but Xia Yan just patted on the side, and didn't notice Ling Zhe's unhappiness at all...

good!Your home is gone!

Ling Zhe spread his legs and ran towards home, thinking that the video of the husky demolishing the house he saw two days ago was good, he can learn from it, and surprise the excrement officer.