indianbanksassociation Chapter 308
Chapter 308
Chapter 308
Not for a while.
The opening actor went up and said a “tongue twister”!
The subsequent programs were shown one after another.
During the four-day performance of the Steel Wire Festival, there are actually many shows.
For example, there will be a comedy “Wang San and Su San” led by people like Deyun.
And the long stand-up comedy “Jigong Biography” Guo Degang will talk about in the next few days!
But within today, the focus of Guo Degang and Yu Qian is first on their group.
About two hours or so.
Wang Hepeng finally waited for the point where he wanted to perform. This time there was nothing wrong with Luan Yunping. He stood with the Master and Uncle Yu to prepare to play.
But this time, Wang Hepeng was a cross talk before going up after talking for a while.
First, Guo Degang and the others will pave the way.
At the point, Hou Zhen took the microphone and slowly walked onto the stage to make an announcement.
“Next, please enjoy the cross talk “Training Apprentice”! Guo Degang, Yu Qian, and Wang Hepeng are performing!”
Hou Zhen didn’t dare to slow down after the curtain was announced, because it was the applause and cheers of the blockbuster film that blasted onto the stage.
The audience below are all excited about the name of this show.
“Wang Hepeng talked about group mouth again?”
“Isn’t it! And I’m telling someone, Guo Degang and Yu Qian, you have to see them now.”
“Haha! I just wanted to laugh when I heard the three of them. Wang Hepeng may have to do things, and Mr. Guo may have to suffer.”
In the voice.
Without delay, Guo Degang and Yu Qian showed up on the stage together, and the applause was given again. Although they did not see Wang Hepeng, the audience knew that Wang Hepeng would definitely appear.
In the audience’s impression, as long as Wang Hepeng and Guo Degang are together, that’s the highlight, and there will never be the slightest polite behavior on the stage.
Come a few steps.
Guo Degang and Yu Qian came to the stage and thanked the many audiences below.
“Thank you very much for coming! I can see that there are a lot of people who like cross talk. So you may have known us, especially the one next to me.”
Guo Degang pointed out Yu Qian, “This person has the best reputation in the industry.”
Yu Qian: “They all praise me.”
Guo Degang: “Not only does it have a good reputation, but also the stone tablets.”
“There is no stone tablet.” Yu Qian was taken aback, especially puzzled.
Guo Degang: “Did you not come out today?”
Yu Qian: “I’m the bastard, what’s the matter?”
Guo Degang: “You don’t need to beautify yourself.”
Yu Qian: “Me? This is called beautifying yourself?”
Guo Degang: “Jin Wuzuo is no perfect person! But… Teacher Yu is a perfect person.”
Yu Qian: “You are welcome.”
Guo Degang: “A person who is almost finished.”
Yu Qian: “Am I going to die?”
Guo Degang: “Not to die, but to say that you are close to perfection.”
Yu Qian: “Hey, that is the end of perfection.”
Guo Degang: “Let me tell you that. I have been in society for such a long time. I have never seen a person as good as you.”
Yu Qian “You are holding me again.”
As he was talking, Guo Degang picked up the fan on the table and put it next to his head, saying something in his mouth, “You are a very enthusiastic person in my heart, and you are kind-hearted.
He is a gentleman…”
Seeing his actions, Yu Qian also knew the problem, and stopped with his right hand, “No, wait a minute, what are you doing?”
“I have a lightning rod.”
“Is the lightning rod plausible?”
“Because lying is about to be struck by lightning. Teacher Yu is a good person…”
“Okay, then don’t say anything, I asked you to praise me what happened?”
“I don’t praise you for being uncomfortable.”
“You praise me and I feel uncomfortable.”
Guo Degang looked at Yu Qian on his side, “Well, I finished complimenting you, you should compliment me.”
“What do I praise you for?”
“Because I have some achievements recently.”
“Oh? What grade.”
“I also started from studying art, step by step to the stage, getting older and older. I always wonder when I can harvest little apprentices.
Pass this thing that he knows to him.
At any rate, he was preaching for the Patriarch. ”
“That should be the case.”
“So I went north and south, visiting and visiting, and finally I found a good apprentice.”
“Oh? You have to visit this too?”
Guo Degang smiled brightly on his face and touched his own heart. “My heart is very happy. There are regrets in life, but so far I have no regrets.”
“Oh!”
“Since I accepted this apprentice, I have nothing to worry about. Even if you suddenly die at this moment, I won’t have any regrets.”
Hahaha!
The laughter instantly rippled.
Many people below know that this is the beginning of life, and soon Wang Hepeng will appear, waiting one by one.
In the voice, Yu Qian amplified his voice and praised, “Why do you accept my apprentice and let me die?”
“You have fun for me.”
“It should be fun for you, but don’t die at every turn.”
“My apprentice is divided into several aspects.”
“Tell me more specifically.”
“First of all, let’s talk about being able to endure great, looking up to know astronomy, looking down on geography, Zhongxiao Renhe, Ming Yin & Yang, understanding Eight Trigrams, Xiaoqimen know Dunjia!
In strategizing, the decisive victory is thousands of miles away.
Zibi Guan Zhongleyi’s sage, tucked his knees and sat on Xiaofengyue slightly.
Before the fledgling, first set a third of the world. ”
Dangdang Dangdang said a line, Guo Degang’s breath is very fine, his mouth has an accent, it is a small mouth.
Yu Qian stretched out his hand and asked, “Is this your apprentice?”
“Zhuge Liang!”
“I didn’t ask Zhuge Liang, let you talk about your apprentice.”
Guo Degang’s hand was on the desk near Qian and I looked at him, “How about Zhuge Liang?”
“Zhuge Liang is good, great talent!”
“Who is the score compared to, and how far is six throws away from my apprentice.”
“How far is six throws.”
“You study less, and throwing is a measure in a foreign country.” At this moment, Guo Degang, a fan in his hand, gestured for the length. “We talk about feet, inches, and centimeters.
Foreign countries say throw. ”
“How far is this throw?”
“See how exciting it is.”
“Huh? How exciting is it?”
“Two foreigners stand together, you see how far this is, pick it up, hey! I can only throw it there. This is called a throw!”
“Hey! What is it, just how far it is to throw it?”
“Just say that my apprentice is too capable. From ancient times to the present, there are so many masters that I can’t compare with my apprentice.
I think back then, there was a Sima Qian who wrote “Records of the History”. ”
“Here is.”
“My apprentice’s literary talent is on par with him.”
“So powerful, just like Sima Qian?”
“Cai Lun of papermaking! Inheriting the civilization of our country, is on par with my apprentice.”
“Everyone, everyone.”
“What is Yu Chaoen, Tong Guan, Wei Zhongxian, Xiao De Zhang… There is also Li Lianying, who are all on par with my apprentice.”
“You are all treacherous ministers, you are”
Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
In an instant, all the people under the stage laughed, each of them laughed so stiffly that they couldn’t control it, and it was useless to pinch their thighs.
In fact, it is not a big burden here, but it depends on who is talking about.
It was Wang Hepeng who was talking about.
Who doesn’t know that Wang Hepeng’s status as a master is detrimental to him.
The two of you are playing with each other. .