indianbanksassociation Chapter 256
Chapter 256
Chapter 256
“I’m so sad! Prejudice gave me an idea. Take me to the train station to buy a ticket and look for them. Unfortunately, when I came to the train station, the ticket was sold out. Prejudice found the police!”
“What are you doing!”
Wang Hepeng continued to lose his squint Xiang, “Do you ~ know where the ticket vendor is?”
“Ask the police?”
“The police look at her, I’m still looking for it.”
“you do not say!”
“In the end, she didn’t know where to get the two tickets. We boarded the train going west and got off at a place I didn’t recognize after three days and three nights.
She took me into the depths of the forest.
I was so tired, I lay down and fell asleep.
I don’t know how long it took, she pushed me. ”
Wang Hepeng rolled up the sleeves on both sides, looked sideways, pushed back and forth, and pushed for a long time. After Luan Yunping kept staring at Wang Hepeng, she finally couldn’t help but patted her hand.
“Eh! Did she push this to you?”
Ha ha ha ha!
Call~~
In a word, Luan Yunping completely released the amount of information.
Wang Hepeng stepped back amidst the noise of the audience and looked at Luan Yunping. He didn’t speak for several seconds. 29 Even at this moment, he still mastered the rhythm of his speech.
“Hate you!”
Luan Yunping herself explained plausibly, “No! I see her eyes, you are far away from her.”
Wang Hepeng tilted his head, adjusting from the squint on the left to the squint on the right, “It’s a big deal, we can adjust it!”
“Hi! Go back with your eyes?”
“You can control you!”
Wang Hepeng pretended to be angry, and yelled, “I love her very much! I’ll be doing it after a while, and she told me, there is a good news, there is a bad news, which one to listen to?”
Luan Yunping: “It’s still selling Guanzi!”
“Bad news.
Prejudice says that we are lost, and we can only live by eating cow dung in the future.
What about the good news?
Some cow dung is! ! ! ”
Hahahahahaha!
This thing was almost used up afterwards, but not many people said it at all. When Wang Hepeng said, the audience below all laughed.
On the stage, Luan Yunping herself, and Wang Hepeng stomped her feet vigorously next to her.
After a while, Luan Yunping quickly grabbed him back.
Wang Hepeng gritted his teeth, “I hate me crazy!”
“Don’t get angry with her!”
“I beat her to me.”
“Not guilty.”
“In the end, I came back one by one. I was sitting in the own dormitory and I was crying! What’s the point of living forever? I am more than 20 years old, and I have never been a president.”
“You want to be blind too! How can there be a president at twenty!” Luan Yunping looked at Wang Hepeng and spit out.
“What’s the point of this? I definitely won’t live anymore, I have to die! Find a kitchen knife, I want to learn senior!”
“Senior?”
“At the beginning we had a lot of seniors and heroes! Didn’t they all die on choppers?”
“There is no dead chopper.”
“No?” Wang Hepeng scratched his head and asked, “Then I will jump off the building!”
“Falling down?”
“I like jumping off a building very much! I have done research, and jumping on the second floor is different from the twentieth floor.”
“What’s the difference!”
“Jumping down on the second floor is a snap! Ah!”
“Where is the twentieth floor?”
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!”
“That’s it?”
“This is a good way.” Wang Hepeng looked at Luan Yunping abruptly, stretched out his hand and asked, “I live on the eighth floor, you said I should slap first! Or first!”
“What’s the matter with you, what’s your voice?”
“I am bang!!”
“Why is this sound?”
“I hit a protective net.”
“Just jump without opening the window.”
“I can’t do it anymore. Then I rummaged through the boxes and found a packet of rat medicine. Eat it! I ate it all over half a catty. Lie down and wait for death.”
When Wang Hepeng touched his stomach, he suddenly felt something, frowned and said, “Why do I feel so hungry? I picked up the medicine and took a look, yeast tablets!”
“You got it right.”
“Forget it! Forget it! I also want to understand, death is so tired.
Live well.
It can’t be so gray, it can’t be so negative! I want to cheer up, I want to do something meaningful to the people.
I want to make the country rich! ”
“good idea!”
“But how can I make him rich? Let me print it!”
“Huh? What do you think this is.”
“A lot of money makes the country prosperous and strong! I have a friend who has a fateful relationship with me, persuading me, you are going to die! The Indian University is breaking the law.
One dollar can be printed. ”
“Who said that?”
“After that, my friend calculated it for me, and converted it into a book. One piece of one piece costs fifty yuan.
He said I will print it for you.
You give me fifty yuan and I will give you one yuan.
I guarantee you that this dollar, where to spend it, can’t be spent fake. ”
At this point, Wang Hepeng’s expression was extremely rich, and he lowered his head to ponder, “Later, I thought about it for two months, did he lie to me?”
“Ouch! He just lied to you.”
“How about it! It’s me, I’ve been fooled for a second.”
“It’s impossible, but anyone with a brain is better than you. Does it take two months to think about it?”
“Later I thought about it, and it was not the way to do it.
This is the way to grab money, and I will be able to succeed. We still have many roads paved with blood by seniors.
I have no reason to be unsuccessful. ”
“Is there a senior?” Luan Yunping wondered.
“Yeah!” Wang Hepeng pointed casually, “We have a senior who just doesn’t have a good sense of direction. At two o’clock in the middle of the night, he rushed into the armed police dormitory with a kitchen knife.
That’s miserable! Didn’t kill him! ”
Ha ha ha ha!
I don’t know how much I can’t laugh anymore. The whole paragraph is full of fun, every word and sentence, and the burden is lost again, and the voice is not small.
Luan Yunping: “Not much at all.”
Wang Hepeng: “We still have a senior who puts a sack around his head.”
Luan Yunping: “This pair!”
Wang Hepeng: “I just forgot to cut my eyes. When the big truck crossed the road, it was crushed to death with a click.”
Luan Yunping: “Oh!”
“We also have a senior who took out the snatch as soon as he entered the bank.” Wang Hepeng stretched out his hand and gestured to snatch, “Robbery!”
Luan Yunping: “And then.”
Wang Hepeng: “More than forty people in the back took it out.”
Luan Yunping: “Why those people.”
Wang Hepeng: “jc pays wages!”
Luan Yunping: “Hey! It’s all caught up.”
Wang Hepeng: “We still have senior.”
“Where are so many seniors.”
“He succeeded. He robbed more than one million yuan, threw it in the car, and drove into the downtown area! It was 5:40 in the afternoon! When the jc came, he was still blocking it.”
“Okay!”
Wang Hepeng repeatedly said that the expressions of the audience below have not relaxed, they are all laughing, these people are too coke.
“With so many seniors paved the way for me, how could I be unsuccessful? I must succeed.
In order to succeed! I exercise every day!
I get up early every day and I go for a run. ”
“What’s the use?”
“That’s great! The police want to chase me, I can run!
Of course, some people get up earlier than me in the morning. Some people walk their dogs. That puppy is cute! “As Wang Hepeng gestured up and down, he almost looked like a watermelon, “This Tibetan mastiff is cute. ”
“The Tibetan Mastiff is not that small.”
“This is its paw!”
Luan Yunping refreshed the scene and took a deep breath, “Drink!”