indianbanksassociation Chapter 187
Chapter 187
Chapter 187
Suddenly, Wang Hepeng asked why Luan Yunping, who was next to him, couldn’t be interested. He would give money when he was happy. Where could such good deeds go.
Before rejoicing, she still asked: “I am happy too? The greater the joy, the more you give?”
“Yes! The more you are happy, the more money you will give.”
“good!”
“Come on.” Wang Hepeng said a word and gave a little room.
Luan Yunping is also not polite. It is a good thing to say that cross talk is so easy to make more money, as long as it is happy to give money.
You have to do it yourself.
Wang Hepeng gave up his position.
Luan Yunping didn’t need to brew, in front of the microphone, her head raised, her mouth widened, and she laughed: “Hahahahahahaha!”
Laughter is contagious, he laughed so crazy, all the audience below were infected and laughed.
Have fun.
After laughing, Luan Yunping took a breath and quickly asked, “How is this?”
Wang Hepeng decisively stretched out five fingers, “You are worth five thousand.”
“Give so much?”
“I saw dinner.”
“Hi!”
Once I said, the following is even more unstoppable.
Luan Yunping shook her head, and immediately gave another sentence, “After all, what are you doing? Spending money like this.”
29 “Well, when I participated in a comedy show before, the Master told me that, after the show, you will definitely be too hot.”
Having said this, Wang Hepeng sighed, as if thinking of something again, the whole person was so sad.
The tone also became serious and earnest, “Just Deyun! Once some people become popular, they will quit.
Do you know?
The Master asked me such a serious question.
I knelt down then, swear! ”
“How to say?”
“I said Master, don’t worry, I won’t be popular.”
Hahaha!
A lot of laughter appeared below.
This turn is too fast.
“But no way, I’m so talented by nature, I’m just so hot.”
Audience: “Call~~”
Where did Wang Hepeng care about their chuckles, he continued in his voice: “So today I have to get the money to make money out. You can find a way to spend money for me.
I’m almost anxious. ”
Luan Yunping held up: “Are you so rich?”
“Of course! But this is what I came here through hard work, I didn’t do it in the first place.”
“Yes?”
“After eating, I didn’t get the next meal! I was dressed very badly, and I had no money in my pocket. The house I lived in was riddled with holes, and it was my life when it rained.”
“What’s wrong?”
Wang Hepeng pointed to the outside, “It’s raining outside, and it’s moderately raining in the house! Heavy rain outside, torrential rain in the house! Sometimes the rain is too big, and the whole family goes to the yard to go back to the rain.”
“Huh? I haven’t heard of it.”
“At that time, I was here, and I was very anxious. People have money, so how can I be rich? I’ll go.”
“Robbery?”
“Yes!” Wang Hepeng nodded, without looking at the table, he knew the position of the fan on it as soon as he stretched out his hand, and slowly picked it up, “I bought a knife and squatted at the corner of Gera and waited!
Come to a Big Sister. It popped out after I rubbed it.
Robbery! ! Give me the money! ”
“Big Sister cried.”
“how?”
“Laid-off female worker, the more I talk about it, the more pitiful, I changed hands and gave her five yuan. If this is half a year of robbery, I will have to buy the house.”
“Yeah! Can’t do that.”
“It’s too expensive. I shed tears as soon as I walked to the door of many big shopping malls. How long will it take for these things to be mine.”
“Just think about you.”
“Later I saved money and I bought it. After saving it for three months, I couldn’t even buy that door after scanning it.”
“People are big business.”
“But this thing is hard to say. People don’t have to be poor for a lifetime. Tiles also have days when they turn over, and Dongfeng also has a time when they turn to the south!”
“You also transferred?” Luan Yunping asked.
Wang Hepeng gave a cold snort, gritted his teeth, and came out loudly, “You can’t just look at Deyun Wang Hepeng, I will show you it now!!!”
“How does it work?”
“Walking in the city that day, I was walking around the street, hitting a car, a car! I raised my nose and asked, it was a fragrance, and it aroused my appetite. Drink! It’s so delicious. !”
Hahahahahaha!
The audience below laughed one by one, the laughter gathered together, and they did not dare to imagine such a scene at all.
When the cross talk heard this, Sun Rui laughed himself, and the burden is the cross talk.
But the power of stability is really good.
Great! He didn’t have many years of hard work, and it was impossible, but it was the blame, how old he was.
This idea is not just him. In this show, the cross talk shows this scene, and I really admire it in my heart.
One’s ability can be seen on stage.
The control is very good.
The typhoon is also perfect, and it looks comfortable and smooth.
How could it be normal to be selected as a big devil by the show.
“No way, I beg you to stop talking.” How could Luan Yunping not stop him when she threw such a thing out, and looked at Wang Hepeng, “Are you crazy about money? Is this thing fragrant?”
“Yes! Use the car, the embassy car!”
As soon as she explained, Luan Yunping felt relaxed, “You made it clear.”
“At this moment, slam a box out! I opened it, and my tears came down, but it was full of money, piles and piles. There was also a lunch box when I opened it, it was all diamonds. .”
“Who put the diamond in the lunch box.”
Wang Hepeng grinned, “It’s amazing, half a catty! I have so many, how many glasses can I scratch.”
“Why are you thinking about this.”
“I’m amazing now, there was a thunder on the ground, steep but rich, and a rich man in a blink of an eye, now I am a person with status!” As Wang Hepeng said, he lifted up his coat, one leg, and placed it on the cross talk table.
Luan Yunping directly slapped him away, “Why are you so fragmented.”
“I’m used to going to the kang at home.”
Amidst the laughter, Wang Hepeng continued to speak
“But this time I have money. When I want to avenge poverty, I spend money desperately! I made it! Spend money like water.”
“How to spend it!”
“I’m taking revenge on my life! What is delicious!”
“Then what to eat?”
“Sliced noodles!”
“Sliced noodles?”
“Yeah! More than that, there are also ramen noodles, a large bowl of wide strips, plus two dollars for meat. Eat! Beef noodles, sliced noodles! Peel the garlic and eat the garlic. Buy the steamed bun, and I just buckle the dates and eat.”
“This is too bad food.”
“I also bought a sugar triangle, a hot sugar triangle, and I’ll put a straw in to suck the candy.”
“Oh! How did you come up with it!”
“I have money and I have to make it! I buy that bowl of instant noodles, I buy two soak them, and then buy intestines to poke them in. I also roast a large kidney to eat.”
“That’s it!”
“Drink! I also buy a lead gown.”
“The previous gowns didn’t lead, right.”
“I’ll buy a catty of watermelon! Buy sauced tofu! Buy mineral water to drink! I want to see what’s inside.”
After the words fell, Wang Hepeng made an angrily twisting action, raised his head and spit out, “This is water.”
“nonsense!!”.