Crosstalk: Set Rules On Stage, Set New Graves Below Stage

Chapter 166



Chapter 166

Chapter 166

Wang Hepeng slapped his hand with a hint of wicked smile on his face, “Hey! Don’t tell me! He was really obedient, opened the door and put his leg outside. I calculated him, but my leg didn’t get out.

After the helicopter stopped, he was worn to the roots of his thighs. ”

“Ho! This idea hurts this too much.”

Amidst the laughter, Luan Yunping bit her mouth, and made up her mind. What kind of scene is this?

“But it’s okay.” Wang Hepeng’s tone suddenly turned another turn.

“How to say.”

“He is like this, he is taller than my Master!”

“Co-authored Master doesn’t have long legs.”

At the mention of it, Luan Yunping turned out something.

Mention Guo Degang again.

The bottom is really happy. A cross talk master is just like this, and the legs are gone if they don’t.

Hearing this scene, Guo Degang looked at the direction of the stage and clicked on Wang Hepeng’s position with a smile. He wondered how he couldn’t do without him.

That’s how it happened.

This is the venue for his tenth anniversary.

It’s so bad, say everything.

Wang Hepeng is exactly the energy of not wanting face, “Master, that won’t work, but the driver can be regarded as a work injury. Slowly climb back.”

“Don’t you have to climb.” Luan Yunping said helplessly.

“Getting off the plane, a few staff members came. Wearing uniforms, tunic suits, big leather bags, and peaked caps, they came over to talk.

Are you Mr. Guo?

I said: It’s me, what’s the matter, you guys picked me up?

Waiting for you for a long time. ”

Luan Yunping twitched her lips, “Flying for half a year.”

Wang Hepeng circulated and gestured, learning from the staff’s questioning, “Just saw you hovering for a long time, we guess you are coming soon.”

“Haha, no!” Luan Yunping smiled again.

“Great, let’s go, the president is in a hurry.

Okay, where’s the car to pick me up?

——Let’s take a taxi. ”

“Taking a taxi in the U.S.?”

“Don’t care about this, just have a car, come on! The car is coming! Hurry up!”

Wang Hepeng’s face was happy, but his face suddenly changed. He changed his identity to a staff member. He stretched out his hand and gestured to stop him, “Mr. Wang, no, you can’t sit on this one.”

Luan Yunping: “You have to wait for the one dollar and two?!”

“The president is good at calculating, this one won’t be reported. Hey-one yuan and two are here. The door opens, so I won’t sit in the head.”

“how.”

“Sit back to check out, I sit back.”

“This calculation.”

“Turn around, round and round! I’m at the entrance of the Hundred Palace in a while, and there are 20 people standing there, men and women, with pockets, and they are all ready.”

“This is?”

“Reporter. By the way, I have to pay attention, and don’t let them hold any handles to embarrass the Chinese.”

“Think carefully and be cautious.”

“Go down, all these people are here. Master, do you want a plate?”

Hahahahaha!

The audience laughed one by one, it was really uneasy. Nowhere in this place, I can still see this.

“Cow! I’m surprised by this cross talk. Why does Wang Hepeng have a new work every time? Since the appearance of the public, I don’t know how many things have been made.”

“Maybe it was given by the Master! There are so many things in it that are really burdensome.”

“It’s impossible! After Wang Hepeng hung up the video last time, Lu Yu asked about this, and Guo Degang said that he had never asked the Master for anything.”

“I’m going, is it so powerful? I can’t make people live. Creative talents, it’s no wonder that they can get so fast.”

The audience kept coming, but soon their voices were muted, for fear that they might not be able to hear the rest.

After Wang Hepeng threw a baggage, Luan Yunping immediately continued in the voice below, “The seller? Is this the media?!”

“Leave them behind, and quickly step into the middle. There is a big pool in the middle. There is a rockery in the cement pool, and there is water flowing out.”

“In the Hundred Palaces?”

“There is a banner underneath: Family planning, everyone has rules.”

“This stuff is also written in the Hundred Palaces.”

“No way.

Coming inside, I said: Where is the President?

Someone told me the location, opened the door, and looked at each other. The president was so excited, he cried when he clapped his hands: (Henan accent) Why did you pinch? ”

Hahahahahaha!

One crop after crop, one dialect is thrown out, and the audience can only laugh in accordance with Wang Hepeng’s rhythm.

“Ah! I said this…Stop it!”

“(Henan accent) What did you do! Your tortoise and grandson…

I said don’t scold the street, just say something straight. ”

Luan Yunping stopped at first, but didn’t stop his dialect. Only then did she pull hard, “What?! Why does the president smell like this?”

“He hired a tutor from Henan.”

“It’s not very tuned.”

“I thought it was Mandarin.

What’s the matter? Very good, I haven’t seen you some days.

(Henan accent) What are you talking about, just waiting for you to come, about the war, what are you doing with you…”

“I said: Okay, it’s done, it’s done, I should have done it…I was talking, the president was “beeping” the BP machine rang.”

“The president’s station hasn’t stopped.”,

“One look: the meal is ready, please come to the cafeteria for dinner.”

“It’s time for dinner.”

“(Henan accent) Mr. Wang, let’s go for dinner. — What are you eating, I’m not hungry at all — (Henan accent) You are here, eat seafood, order lobster, do you like lobster?

——Okay, lobster, I’ll eat you. ”

Luan Yunping stretched out her thumb: “This is a good thing.”

“Follow, the basement is the canteen, the big glass cabinet, the big lobster is so big!” Wang Hepeng stretched out his hand and compared it to the big one. “I’m going to count it today. I will eat my life. I will just do it, just eat the lobster. ”

“Until you are full.”

“I’m sitting here, four waiters put up plates. Just this lobster plate is 1 meter 4.”

“Big!”

“I count as a thousand light lobsters, peel them, huh—”

“Spicy crayfish?”

“It’s spicy, heh, it’s too spicy.”

“That’s all right! That’s great!”

“Eat, happy–

(Henan accent) Mr. Wang, don’t worry about eating, do you think this battle should be done?

I said: I should.

(Henan accent) The appointment order is ready for you.

I took a look, heh, the appointment order, No. 39 and a half, no, this is not good, I wear 41. ”

“You buy shoes.”

“While talking, listen to the ground, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh—the enemy is attacking.”

“Is this here?”

“The enemy is here. It’s really bullying. I’m here and they all dare to come. They are too blatant. Can’t you say that my military strategist–cough, cough…” Before he finished speaking, Wang Hepeng suddenly coughed violently. New small group 712205071 one one one one one one

“What physique is this military strategist?” Luan Yunping held her mouth smoothly.

“I said I’ll go up to fight, let’s say okay, don’t move if I don’t come back. President: Why don’t you worry about me, you leave you, I will show you.”

As soon as Wang Hepeng opened his hands, he bent his body directly on the tabletop.

It’s like a president at all.

It also made a lot of sounds below.

“Yo! The President’s energy to protect food is coming.”

Seeing this, Luan Yunping spoke abruptly, and at the same time slightly protected the things on the table, he knew that he had to start laying the bottom now. .


Tip: You can use left, right, A and D keyboard keys to browse between chapters.