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Chapter 1205 So I'm the third party?

"Wow~~~ Ahhh~~"

Perhaps even the heavens couldn't stand Miss Yuan's way of thinking. Just as Miss Yuan was stroking the lamb and enjoying it, she was ambushed from behind by a sheep.

The headbutt knocked Miss Yuan so hard that she landed on her hands on the ground. Not only that, but because there were sheep walking by, she also had a few chocolate beans in her hand.

She won't be able to get lamb skewers, but she did get some lamb poop, so it wasn't a wasted trip!

As a result, Miss Yuan broke down because of the lamb skewers. At this moment, He Xiaoyue was slowly pouring a bottle of mineral water by the roadside. Miss Yuan was washing her hands and crying as she washed them. Her cries sounded like those of a little lamb, indicating that she was truly aggrieved.

Of course, Miss Yuan didn't do nothing after being hit; she wasn't the type to suffer a loss.

She chased after the sheep that had bumped into her, clutching a ball of sheep droppings, wanting it to eat it back. But as soon as she chased, the sheep would run away. How could Miss Yuan's short legs possibly catch up with a four-legged creature?

Not only did this sheep run away, but the entire flock sped up, and Miss Yuan, who couldn't catch up in the end, washed her hands by the roadside and cried.

"Garlic Bird, Garlic Bird, Sister Yuan, why are you getting angry with the lamb skewers? If it really comes down to it, we can just drive after them, see whose lamb it is, and then we can buy the one that hit you and stew it, right?" Lin Mo laughed.

Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan's eyes lit up, but she immediately shook her head: "Tch, if I, Sister Yuan, needed such a method to deal with a sheep, that would be too embarrassing."

"Wait, I'll come every day from now on. I've memorized what that sheep looks like, and I'll beat it every time I see it!"

Everyone:

What's with that overt "Don't leave after school" tone? If someone else said that, they'd just chuckle, but given Miss Yuan's level of abstract thinking, she might actually come and ambush this sheep every day.

"Should we continue walking forward?" He Xiaoyue asked.

Miss Yuan wiped her hands: "I'm not leaving. Let's go back for dinner. It's on me. We'll have barbecue. I'll eat lamb skewers all day!"

Everyone: →_→

Well, I thought you were broad-minded, but it turns out you're just in a fit of impotent rage, even coming up with this kind of solution.

Sure enough, Miss Yuan kept her word. That evening, she took them to a roadside barbecue stall and started showing off their lamb skewers.

As temperatures rise, more roadside stalls are appearing, especially barbecue stalls, which are becoming increasingly popular.

When Lin Mo returned home in the evening, it was almost seven o'clock. He opened the door and saw Liu Ruyan at home, but Zhao Yun, Ms. Zhao, was also there.

"Sister Yun? When did you arrive?" Lin Mo asked with a smile.

Upon hearing this, Zhao Yun smiled and said, "You ate out tonight, so Ruyan didn't have anything to eat. I came over to help cook."

I originally wanted her to eat at my place, but we didn't have much food at home, so we just made something simple here!

"Ignore him, Yunyun, continue. What happened in the end?" Liu Ruyan asked excitedly while eating cherries on the sofa.

That's right, these two people got together, so Liu Ruyan must have known about what happened in the neighborhood today.

After all, the fact that Old Wang next door was forced to hang his clothes on the outdoor unit of the air conditioner in the community is big news, and someone even posted it online.

After all, the police, firefighters, and ambulances had all arrived by then, so it was impossible to keep it a secret.

"What else could happen? Our station was in an uproar all afternoon. At first, they were fighting in the police station. We finally managed to calm the people down, but then the man's wife came and started fighting again."

The parents of the last four people also arrived one after another. Fortunately, our bureau has a lot of people, otherwise we wouldn't have been able to pull them all away.

They were so emotional that we didn't dare let them go back easily.

The woman's husband and the man's wife, both victims, immediately filed for divorce, saying they would never stay together again, and both were very resolute.

The two having an affair were full of repentance and promises. The lover slapped himself in the face and made promises to his wife, while the woman who had the affair even knelt down before her husband. "Zhao Yun sighed.

As she described it, she seemed to be able to recall the scene at the time. It's safe to say that she's had her fill of gossip today.

Liu Ruyan asked energetically, "Then tell me, will they get a divorce?"

Zhao Yun rolled her eyes at him: "How would I know? I'm not a mind reader. But I don't think there's much hope!"

"Why?" Liu Ruyan asked.

Lin Mo: "That's easy. If not many people knew about it, it would be fine, but today the whole neighborhood knows about it, and it's even been posted online. I can't say for sure, but the man who caught his wife cheating will definitely get a divorce."

"Pretty much. Both of them regretted it, and the two victims, seeing that they wouldn't agree to a divorce, even added each other's partners on WeChat in front of their own spouses, saying they wanted to get in touch!" Zhao Yun said.

Lin Mo: ? ? ?

Liu Ruyan: ? ? ? "Huh? What do you mean?"

"It was the man who went back to catch his lover cheating who added the other woman on WeChat in front of everyone. He even said that since the two of them could be together, we should give it a try too. If all else fails, we can get divorced and live together. And the woman actually agreed," Zhao Yun said.

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo and his companion gasped in shock. This was utterly devastating; it was like killing someone by attacking their spirit.

Whether the two of them genuinely had such thoughts or were just trying to vent their anger, this step was truly cathartic.

Most importantly, if these two people actually get together after their divorce, it would be a huge shock. Even if they don't divorce, if they get together, the two people who cheated first will probably regret it to the core.

Isn't this a kind of painful hedge? If you have an affair with my partner, then I won't have an affair with your partner either. We all play along, and no one loses out!

"Hey? Hey, you know what, you really have to believe it, there's potential! Look, the two victims, the man feels his wife is cheating on him, and he's resentful, so he goes and gets together with the adulterer's wife, and the pain is evened out. The woman is the same, wow, you can solve it like this!" Lin Mo exclaimed in surprise.

Upon hearing this, Liu Ruyan punched her husband but still nodded: "Although it's a bit outrageous, if things develop this way, at least the resentment in both sides will be reduced. He's a remarkable person."

If they really can't get along and have to divorce, swapping partners and marrying each other is actually a great option—no, they're a match made in heaven!

Lin Mo: "It depends on how you interpret it. The cheating couple could be considered guilty of a capital offense. Which one? Two scoundrels. He~tui. Wasteful. Squeezing out. Nauseating. Filthy. A water ghost seducing a human. A handful of glutinous rice kills both of them. It's just ambiguous. Toads are a perfect match. Article 234 of the Criminal Law: intentional injury. Two idiots paired up. Touchscreen precise positioning. They can't even get a chance to die on the national highway. Green hats are a perfect match for them. One is blind, and the other is unworthy. They even have to report when they eat shit. The main character is a heartless dog. Interspecies mating!"

The two victims getting together is like banding together for warmth and comfort!

Liu Ruyan:

Zhao Yun:

"You're a rapper? Come on, Ruyan, you'd better keep an eye on your man. He seemed really excited today, almost wanting to go in and join the fun!"

Liu Ruyan rolled her eyes at him and said, "I would be excited too! I just went to work, otherwise I would have gone over to see what the fuss was about!"

"Forget about you!" Lin Mo said.

Liu Ruyan: "Why?"

Lin Mo: "That guy was wearing a black dress, which was a bit indecent. I was worried you'd get a sty!"

"Get lost! That woman probably wasn't wearing anything either. Why did you go over and look?" Liu Ruyan retorted.

Lin Mo: "I swear, when I saw that woman, she was already dressed and had come out. I definitely didn't see anything else I shouldn't have seen!"

Upon hearing this, Liu Ruyan looked at Zhao Yun beside her, attempting to ask a question.

Upon seeing this, Ms. Zhao Yun first sighed heavily, then resolutely got up and walked away.

"Hey? Yunyun, where are you going?" Liu Ruyan asked.

Zhao Yun: "Go home. I can't be bothered to watch you two put on this show of marital bliss. Disgusting, ugh!"

After saying that, he opened the door and walked out.

Unfortunately, although the two spoke very seriously, Zhao Yun felt that they were flirting and being affectionate. Their tone and words revealed their concern for each other, which made her, a single person who had once had feelings for Liu Ruyan, feel very uncomfortable.

Staying here would only mean enduring a mouthful of dog food (a Chinese slang term for witnessing public displays of affection). She doesn't have any strange quirks or eccentricities, like having an incompetent husband or anything like that, so why stay here? It's better to be out of sight and out of mind!

"So, this counts as us showing off our love?" Lin Mo asked, puzzled.

Liu Ruyan: "No, forget it, whatever. I'm telling you, if we get married in the future, and you dare to cheat on me with someone else, you'd better prepare to become a eunuch. I'll make you the last eunuch in China, and make you go down in history!"

Lin Mo:

Although he had never thought about cheating, these words still sent a chill down his spine and made him a little nervous!

Saturday arrived in the blink of an eye. Lin Mo and the others had been diligently preparing for their defenses these past two days, while Miss Yuan, rain or shine, drove to the outskirts to ambush the sheep, preparing for revenge.

Liu Ruyan wasn't busy at work this week, and after resting, she didn't stay in bed. The two of them even took a stroll around the school today.

Although there are more boys than girls at their school, there are still quite a few girls with long legs in the summer.

She was quite happy when she went there, but when she came back, Liu Ruyan had a long face and was very unhappy.

"No, I swear, it's just a coincidence, really!"

As soon as they came out of the school's back gate, Lin Mo began to explain.

Liu Ruyan glared at him and said, "Who told you to wear matching outfits with her? We've been dating for so long and we've never worn matching outfits!"

"I bought this outfit myself last year when we didn't even know each other. How was I supposed to know it was a matching couple's outfit?" Lin Mo said with a wry smile.

Liu Ruyan: "So, I'm the third party?"

Lin Mo: →_→

That's really unreasonable!

(End of this chapter)