indianbanksassociation 182 Clarifying The Effect Of Snake Oil Ointment (3/8)
182 Clarifying The Effect Of Snake Oil Ointment (3/8)
Jiang Feng is wearing a black suit today,
It looked extraordinarily imposing.
The venue of the press conference was rented from a celebrity development conference venue.
Whether it is lighting or equipment, the entire venue is very advanced.
As he stood there, under the spotlight,
All of a sudden, he had the momentum to intimidate the entire table.
A black suit, black trousers, and a diamond on the collar of the suit.
Diamonds glistened under the lights.
At this moment, every strand of his hair is very neat and beautiful.
But his facial features are exquisite and majestic.
Not only was she not overwhelmed by the clothes on her body.
Standing under the light is still as bright as the moon, and the jade tree faces the wind.
Even if it's just a casual and lazy gesture, it's as handsome as a banishing fairy.
The fans on the barrage were still discussing what happened this time.
But suddenly I don't know it's a random look in my eyes,
Suddenly, when he saw Jiang Feng standing under the light, even the quality of the live broadcast couldn't stop him.
Suddenly, the wind direction on the barrage changed. ,
【Woooooo... The little boss is so handsome, he is dressed like the heroine of the novel today!】
【That's it!! The little boss just hit my heart! Standing there is like a romantic man with a face! Isn't he so handsome?】
[Not to mention anything else, please the little fresh meat in the entertainment industry, and roll according to this quality in the future!!! Only this kind of appearance can be regarded as a good face! Don't let it be so easy to brag about your face!! You can reach the face value of Jiang Feng Yes, the talent is the god-level ceiling appearance, okay????】
【Laughing, Jiang Feng has become an adjective and a benchmark now????】
The way she stands under the light now is more dazzling than the brightest diamond.
Jiang Feng glanced at the reporters below,
"Today is our new product launch conference. Today I will introduce the effect of snake oil ointment to you..."
"If you have any questions, please ask after I have introduced the effect of snake oil ointment."
The reporter below wants to refute,
But when their eyes met Jiang Feng, seeing Jiang Feng's sharp eyes,
It was silent for a moment.
The scene was instantly quiet.
Even the fans on the barrage were quiet.
【Huh? Not to mention, I almost forgot that it was the press conference. 】
【The effect of snake oil ointment...doesn't everyone know it?】(abed)
[Then listen to what he has to say first. 】
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Looking at the reporters below, Jiang Feng didn't feel nervous at all, and took out the new product snake oil cap from behind.
"Our new snake ointment is mainly for cold regions."
"If it is in the south or in a warm area, there is a high probability that this product will not be used."
He put the product detailed introduction page on the big screen again.
On the page, the usage of snake oil ointment is recorded in detail.
Cold protection, moisturizing, repairing, heat preservation.
A detailed introduction is written below each function.
Even more detailed than the previous official website.
When you see the cold protection effect written under the cold protection,
Everyone couldn't hold back.
The reporter asked in a circle: "If you can apply this product at minus 40 degrees, it can last for four hours? Isolate the temperature?"
four hours?
Forty degrees below zero?
Is this serious?
The reporter exploded.
"Forty degrees below zero? Is that impossible?"
"It's definitely not possible!"
"That's right, how could it be possible to paint something at minus 40 degrees? Isn't everything else wrapped tightly?"
"Is this a joke?"
The reporters couldn't help it.
Regardless of whether there is a press conference or not,
Immediately scrambling to start asking questions.
A reporter from Nanfang Daily raised the microphone in his hand:
"After applying this thing, do I just need to wear thin clothes, or do I have some requirements on the thickness of the clothes? Or do I need to wear no clothes?"
After asking, the reporter who posted the article scratched his head.
Oh shit.
The question he asked seemed a little silly.
Who the hell doesn't freeze to death at -40 degrees without clothes on?
Others looked at this reporter as if they were looking at an idiot.
no clothes?
If you don't wear any fucking clothes, you will be cold at twenty degrees,
Not to mention minus forty degrees.
You can freeze to death in three minutes!
What's the problem?
However, in the next second——
One dares to ask.
A dare to answer.
Jiang Feng nodded very seriously,
"Yes, it's okay to not wear clothes."
"However, it should be noted that our product will freeze outdoors, so it must be spread evenly and thickly indoors.
He paused and explained carefully.
"This product needs to be formed into a film outside the body, but it has no cold-proof function when it is not applied.
"So you can't miss any dead corners when you apply it, so as not to get frostbite somewhere.
"The product itself is not cold-proof! The product can only be effective after being applied! Please remember!"
That serious look made the reporter's head buzzing.
Are you fucking kidding me?
what?
Oh?
Things that are kept cold will freeze by themselves.
But after applying it on the human body to form a film, can it be done?
Are you bragging about this?
Netizens on the Internet were also very speechless.
[No clothes? What if Jiang Feng told me that if you apply this snake ointment at minus 40 degrees, you can live in it for four hours? I would screw my head off. 】
[Forty degrees below zero, snake oil can be frozen into ice cubes, right? Just speechless. 】
【I really dare to say it! Forty degrees below zero... more than a dozen degrees is enough. As for such a gimmick?】
【Minus 40 degrees, no clothes, I really laughed, the temperature in the Arctic is only minus 50 or 60 degrees in winter, and sometimes it is minus 40 or 30 degrees in January... you don’t mean that Clothes to go to the North Pole?]
[Tell a joke: If you apply snake ointment at minus 40 degrees, you don’t need to wear clothes. 】
Everyone's eyes were full of disbelief.
That look of distrust and even looking at a fool didn't anger Jiang Feng at all.
Instead, he looked at everyone with a smile, and said with a light smile:
"I know you don't believe it."
"However, I have a video of the laboratory here."
"This video is enough to positively prove to everyone how easy my product is to use.