indianbanksassociation Chapter 440 Japanese People Stand On Their Heads And Have Diarrhea
Chapter 440 Japanese People Stand On Their Heads And Have Diarrhea
embassy.
Di Hongxuan is arguing with Yanagi Yuzhen from the Defense Department.
The other party suspected that the bombing of Japanese cultural relics and the sacred toilet had something to do with China, and he was very angry about this.
Just when he was about to swear an oath to prove his innocence, Yuzhen Yanagi suddenly stood on his head opposite him, and then there was a violent popping sound.
"I..."
Di Hongxuan almost cursed.
He looked at Yuma Yanagishi who was behaving strangely with a horrified face, wondering what kind of serious illness this guy had.
"Ah! What's going on? Help, help me..."
Yanagi Yuzhen didn't have time to wipe the stench from his face, so he panicked and called for help.
He found that he couldn't control the urge to squirt at all!
Save the hammer!
Hearing this, Di Hongxuan secretly cursed.
Then he walked out of the room in a panic, and the smell almost killed him.
He was about to ask the guard to call an ambulance to take this unfortunate thing away.
Unexpectedly, a staff member ran over in a panic and shouted: "Ambassador Di, this is bad!"
"What's going on? You're in a panic."
"Evil, evil! The Japanese people are so crazy, they are all standing on their heads and urinating!"
The staff looked shocked and somewhat incoherent.
He had just gone out to do errands, when the Japanese man next to him suddenly fell into a handstand and had diarrhea.
Good guy, if he hadn't been a soldier and was so skilled, he might have sprayed it on himself.
I wanted to call the police, but turned around.
Not far away, people were standing upside down and had diarrhea. Occasionally, a few foreigners were so frightened that they ran away with their heads in their hands.
"What?! Everyone is having diarrhea?!"
Di Hongxuan looked shocked.
He thought Liu Shiyou really had some serious illness, such as cholera or something.
After all, this disease is so awesome that even Chinese airlines have to return flights.
At that time, a passenger had diarrhea on the plane and sprayed it everywhere, causing the passenger to almost die.
In the end the airline had to turn back.
"Yes! On my way back, there was a mess!"
The staff had lingering fears. It was such a shitty road, and they might step on something wrong if they were not careful.
Those Japanese people were like crazy, spraying feces without caring about themselves, as if they were infected with some virus.
"Hiss...could it be an infectious disease?"
Di Hongxuan took a breath and prepared to report the matter to the country.
He resolutely returned to the house, ignoring Yuma Yanaishi who was yelling, and risked being infected by the mysterious virus.
Made a domestic call.
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Ugly country.
Edward is meeting with the Japanese ambassador and the Bangzi ambassador.
He said with a face filled with indignation: "Ambassador Jin, this is your fault. How could you join the Chinese in blowing up Japan's Yingguo Sacred Toilet?"
"What's even more outrageous is that they also used our base commander to blame our ugly country!"
Hearing this, Jin Daen looked confused. He didn't know the news that Japan had passed the blame on them at the press conference.
"President Edward, is there any misunderstanding? Our sticks did not blow up the Yasukuni Shrine, let alone cooperate with China!"
Next to him, the Japanese ambassador Murashita Yehe interrupted coldly: "Huh! Our Japanese country has caught the murderer, and he has admitted it, but you still dare to quibble? Do you want to start a war?"
Their Japanese country has reached a PY deal with Edward and is ready to find a soft persimmon.
Bangzi is a good choice. He doesn't dare to disobey the United States, he still has money, and more importantly, he has a grudge against Japan.
It is simply a perfect match.
As for why China is added, it is purely because a stick alone is not very credible.
Only with the backing of a big country can it be relatively reasonable for them to bomb their divine toilets with sticks.
"Slander! Naked slander! How could we, Bangzi, collude with China? Let alone blow up some godly toilet!"
Jin Daen stood up angrily.
He looked at Edward eagerly, wondering why his father was speaking for this scumbag in Japan.
Edward was indifferent. He promised to compensate Japan, but Chouguo would not provide the money, so he had to borrow it from his godson.
Seeing this, Jin Daen felt cold and a little disappointed.
A glint of pride flashed through Murashita Yehe's little eyes, and he was about to announce the amount he was asking for.
Suddenly, his body stood upside down uncontrollably.
Edward and Jin Daen looked confused.
what's the situation? I know you are happy, so there is no need to celebrate like this, right?
Jin Daen's face turned livid, and he opened his mouth to yell.
Unexpectedly, at this moment, Murashita Yehe suddenly made a loud fart sound, followed immediately by puff puff puff puff...
With a tearing sound, the Murakami Fox's pants were torn.
The tawny fountain flew around like a goddess scattering flowers.
One of them just flew into the mouth of Jin Daen who opened his mouth.
There was a foreign object in his mouth, and Jin Daen subconsciously smacked his lips.
Suddenly his face changed drastically.
"vomit!"
He just choked.
Edward was stunned by this series of events.
"Oh, no..."
As soon as I finished speaking, I was sprayed in the face.
Edward woke up from a dream, wiped his face subconsciously, and saw something smelly and sticky on his hands.
His throat rolled a few times, "Ugh! Fake, your mother!"
"vomit!"
The two guards standing guard outside heard the president's angry curses and immediately rushed in to escort him.
As soon as I entered the door, I was hit by a stench.
Looking closely, he saw the Japanese ambassador standing upside down and diarrhea with a horrified expression on his face, and the stick ambassador spitting crazily.
My own president is so shitty.
"Oh, Maiga..."
The two guards muttered with dull expressions.
It was the first time in their lives that they encountered such a thing, and they were at a loss for what to do.
When the guards came in, Edward felt like he was seeing a savior.
He quickly stood up and shouted: "Quick, take off your clothes!"
He was about to go to the bathroom, but he couldn't just go out, otherwise he would make the headlines of ugly news in the country tomorrow.
And become the laughing stock of the entire country!
Upon hearing this, a guard quickly took off his shirt and handed it over.
After Edward took it, he gave some stern instructions before covering his head and staggering out.
at the same time.
A certain Japanese company in the magical capital.
The senior Japanese officials who were having a meeting with employees in the conference room stood on their heads in front of the surprised eyes of their subordinates, and then started squirting in the shocked eyes.
A Japanese school in Magic City.
All the teachers and students in class stood up and gathered together.
Not only the Japanese country, but also the Chou country and several places in China.
All the Japanese people in the world were doing the same thing of standing on their heads and urinating.
From high-ranking government officials to businessmen and civilians, everyone, regardless of high or low, is striving for the same goal.
Such a shocking thing has already caused a great sensation on the Internet.
Netizens commented with shock on their faces.
"Oh my god, I was scared to death. I was shopping and suddenly a little boy pooped next to me!"
"Hahaha, I encountered it too. We were in a meeting, and the Japanese executive sprayed him directly. It almost stunk to death."
"Evil! Have you encountered it too?"
"Hey, Japanese people won't get infectious diseases, right? Racial genetic diseases?"
"It's possible. I heard they like close relatives. It's normal for genes to have problems."
"I declare that from today onwards, Japanese people are rare guests!"
"Pfft... rare guest has become a derogatory term."
"Alas, another word was ruined by my little life."