10. The toilet exploded
10. The toilet exploded
"Why are you so stupid, why don't you hurry up and chase him back!"
Seeing Chen Youcai and Chen Youcai rushing away, Aunt Wang was completely dumbfounded.
When she came back to her senses, she was so angry that her nose was crooked, and she immediately screamed at those young people with red eyes.
No one responded, only the heavy snorting sounds.
In the next moment, those young people's throats rang, and they all rushed towards Aunt Wang!
"Fuck me, Liu Jun, what are you doing!"
"Liu Yong, you are fucking crazy, you dare to touch my old lady?"
"Get out, get out!"
"Ah, ah, help, help!"
Under the scorching afternoon sun, Aunt Wang's hair was disheveled, crying like ghosts and howling like wolves, and screamed like a pig being killed by a few young people...
At the same time, Chen Youcai, who dragged Sister Tao and ran away desperately, heard the voices of crying father and mother behind him, and couldn't help but startled with fright.
It was dangerous, but fortunately, he reacted quickly enough to take Sister Tao away from the place of right and wrong.
Otherwise, those young people who were stimulated by the powerful spray might go crazy and rush at Sister Tao...
"Wang Cuihua, should, could it be...?"
After being dragged away by Chen Youcai for a long time, Sister Tao was also panting slightly from exhaustion, with sweat on her forehead.
She put her hands on her waist, stopped and turned around in shock, and then suddenly realized that her smooth face turned red in an instant.
Looking at each other, both of them laughed out loud.
"Wang Cuihua really deserves to be unlucky to come at this time."
Sister Tao smiled rather gloatingly, and said in a low voice: "She had a miserable day today, if her husband finds out about this, he will definitely divorce her."
"I didn't do it on purpose... At that time, I was scared, so I took out the spray."
Chen Youcai shook his head and said, "Let's call someone quickly, as time goes by, maybe something will happen."
"Hmph, what's the rush? With Wang Cuihua's hulking physique, wouldn't it be easy to subdue those young men?"
They were busy running before, and the two didn't know the direction, but now they ran all the way to the river beach outside the village.
The warm afternoon sun fell on the emerald green meadow, Sister Tao sat down and stretched her lower back comfortably.
Chen Youcai also sat on the side, watching the river flow slowly and rippling.
The melancholy that had been suppressed in my heart could not help but relax a bit.
Neither of them said a word, so as not to break this rare good time.
Unexpectedly, after a while, sister Tao's heavy breathing gradually became louder, making Chen Youcai subconsciously look sideways.
He opened his mouth wide, stunned.
I saw that Sister Tao was in a daze, her face was flushed, her eyes were about to breathe fire, she clearly looked like she was hungry and desperate for food!
It's over, it's over, Sister Tao definitely became this kind of virtue because she inhaled some powerful spray just now!
"..."
Chen Youcai's face turned bitter, what is this, is it shooting himself in the foot?
He thought about it for a long time, and finally mustered up the courage.
"Sister Tao, I'm sorry, I, I did this for your own good!"
After gritting his teeth, Chen Youcai immediately walked quickly, and dragged the delirious sister Tao to the river.
Then the heart is horizontal, and the arms are sent forward.
thump!
He, he, he actually threw Sister Tao into the river! !
The water splashed and fell on the face with a feeling of coldness, which made Chen Youcai's heart feel cold...
Ten minutes later, sister Tao, who was shivering from the cold, rolled and crawled, and fell to her knees on the meadow.
With a pretty pale face, she stared deathly at Chen Youcai.
The four eyes met, and the temperature in the air instantly dropped to freezing point.
Embarrassing, don't be too embarrassing...
On the way back, neither of them said a word, neither of them wanted to recall the embarrassing scene by the river before.
"Hey, Youcai, Xiaotao, are you back?"
In the consultation room of the health center, Lao Song was smoking a cigarette leisurely while flipping through his mobile phone.
Hearing the movement outside the door, he didn't lift his head, his eyes were staring at the small video in the WeChat group, and he laughed strangely from time to time.
"Wang Cuihua was unlucky. She was held down by several hungry and thirsty young men at the east end of the village and dragged to a small forest."
"It was also photographed with a mobile phone and sent to the WeChat chat group!"
Lao Song gloated and said with a gloating smile: "This old woman is finished, I'm afraid I won't have the face to go out to meet people in the future..."
He widened his eyes suddenly, and stared blankly at the wet sister Tao at the door, almost dropping his double chin in shock.
"...When Sister Tao and I came back, she accidentally fell into the river."
Chen Youcai's old face burned, and he hurriedly said.
Sister Tao bit her red lip, said nothing, and stomped on Chen Youcai's foot fiercely as if angry.
"Fall, fell into the river? Aren't you going to help Chen Laohai's sows breed?"
Lao Song squinted his small eyes, looked at this and then that suspiciously, always felt that something was wrong...
In other words, the small courtyard of Chen Laohai's house seems to be on the east side of the village, so it won't pass by the river at all, right? ?
"Old Song, I'm taking half a day off to go home and change clothes."
Sister Tao glared at the red-faced Chen Youcai, finished speaking quickly, turned around and rode away on the battery scooter.
"Me, I'll go home and cook for my dad!"
Chen Youcai felt guilty, and he didn't dare to look at Lao Song, so he turned around and ran away without saying a word.
"Tsk, didn't these two young people just observe a breeding job, why are they so shy?"
Lao Song shook his head greatly, looked away, and continued to stare at the phone screen, smiling cheerfully.
After a while, a burst of urination struck, and Lao Song stared at the phone while subconsciously walking towards the public toilet of the hospital.
"Buzz, buzz, buzz...!"
Pushing open a small compartment door, before Lao Song unbuttoned his trouser waist, there was a scalp-tingling sound above his head.
Looking up in astonishment, Lao Song was so frightened that he almost peed in his crotch on the spot.
Mosquitoes, mosquitoes are everywhere!
I saw above the cubicle, the original white wall had turned black at this moment.
Looking carefully, there are countless mosquitoes lying on it, as lively as Chinese New Year.
Fuck, what's wrong, the toilet exploded!
Old Song's face turned green.
Before he could react, those mosquitoes swarmed in, biting him all over his head and face...
Of course, fortunately, Lao Song smoked all the year round, and his face was rough and thick due to the smoke.
Not to mention these mosquitoes, I am afraid that the silver needles of old Chinese medicine practitioners will hardly penetrate them.
"Who the hell is so wicked, he has attracted all the mosquitoes!"
Lao Song threw away the cigarette butt, so he didn't have any intention of peeing, so he turned around and ran away while covering his head.
"It's really weird, it's only March, why did the mosquitoes blow up their nests?"
Standing in the distance, still in shock, I can still hear the buzzing of those mosquitoes in my ears.
Lao Song couldn't understand it, so he had to go back to the office with a sulky face, took out a plate of mosquito coils bought last year from under the table, lit it, and put it in the public toilet.
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