indianbanksassociation #169 - Reverse Tian Gang
#169 - Reverse Tian Gang
“I don't want to! Why should I do that kind of thing! Besides, this has nothing to do with me, right? Whether it's blowing up the lord's mansion or going on a blind date, it has nothing to do with me!”
“Please, Kazuma! This is a once-in-a-lifetime request! Please!”
By the pond not far from the gazebo.
Kazuma Sato was begging Yunyun to agree to his request with a dogeza.
What a joke!
Does he think that he can successfully beg her to replace Darkness on a blind date with the same method he uses to see other people's panties!?
Besides, why is this scum kneeling so smoothly? His knees are like cartilage, without any hardness! Doesn't he have any dignity as a human being?
“Me too.”
Darkness said with a slight apology: “I know it's not good to ask someone else for this, but the other party is Erhard's son. Even if Valta doesn't say anything, as long as Erhard knows about this, he will definitely make things difficult afterward. So, please!”
“I won't do it!”
Yunyun turned her head away. Even if Darkness pleaded, she would never budge.
Kazuma Sato felt a headache.
The most panicked person among them was him. After all, his charge of being a minion of the Demon King's army had not been cleared yet. If Erhard made things difficult afterward, he would definitely not be able to escape.
“You don't have to agree. Just use your unbearable sharp tongue to scold him away!”
“What if he looks like that, but is actually a Do-M, and instead of being scolded away, he enjoys being scolded?”
“Well…”
He glanced at Darkness beside him.
“W-Why are you looking at me like that! That look is as if I am a hopeless Do-M sow… Not all nobles have this kind of fetish, some also like Do-S!”
“No, why are you so proud? And aren't the nobles' fetishes a bit too much?”
Yunyun twitched the corner of her mouth.
Kazuma Sato seemed to have thought of something.
His emotions gradually became agitated.
“That's not true.” Aqua explained in a low voice: “Didn't you get arrested before, Kazuma? Yunyun didn't plan to save you at first, but Darkness begged Yunyun to agree, and the condition for agreeing to save you was to lick Yunyun's feet.”
“Hey, hey…”
Kazuma Sato swallowed.
He didn't expect Yunyun to play so hard, and he didn't expect Darkness to make such a big sacrifice for him… No, for this pervert, it should be a reward.
“Although Darkness didn't lick in the end.”
Can you say everything at once? Give me back my感动!
Kazuma Sato rolled his eyes.
It's a headache.
Yunyun had no intention of budging at all. No matter how much he forced her, she wouldn't agree. Is there, is there any way…
Kazuma Sato looked at the foolish idiot beside him.
“Hey Aqua, say something.”
“Eh—, I don't know what to say, besides, Yunyun doesn't owe me any favors.”
This guy…!
Kazuma Sato clenched his fist, but quickly realized something was wrong.
That's not right, Yunyun owes her a favor!
“I say, Yunyun.”
“What?”
“You owe Aqua a favor, right?”
“…Hmm?”
“That, that's that… You were cursed by the Dullahan and accidentally died, and Aqua resurrected you, right? At that time, Yunyun, you were chatting and suddenly collapsed on the table, scaring us. You know, Aqua spent a lot of effort to resurrect you.”
Kazuma Sato spared no effort to exaggerate, even using idioms.
Yunyun pouted.
“Although the purpose was to ask for wages.”
“…N-Nonsense! Never mind what the purpose is, just say you're alive or not!?”
He looked a little embarrassed and angry.
Yunyun wanted to say that even without Aqua's help, she could use the goddess Eris to resurrect, but the goddess Eris asked her not to tell others about it, so she couldn't explain it and didn't know what excuse to use.
“Yunyun, you don't want the Crimson Demons to have a bad reputation for not repaying favors, right?”
Huh???
Hiss——
A gasp of cold air.
Yunyun never thought that she would be blackmailed like this one day.
Reversing the heavens, reversing the heavens!
“So please!”
Kazuma Sato raised his hands high and lowered his head, begging again humbly.
Looking at Yunyun's departing back, and Aqua's words in his ear, “Kazuma, you really are a hopeless scum, actually letting Yunyun do that kind of thing with someone for you,” he suddenly felt a little blocked in his heart.
Returning to the gazebo again.
Yunyun didn't even say hello.
With her identity completely exposed and this kind of thing happening, there was no need for even the most basic disguise. She sat on the stone chair and turned her head away unhappily.
Valta was a little embarrassed and didn't know what to do.
As the atmosphere gradually stiffened, he still took the initiative to find a topic.
“Um… would you like some red wine?”
“Don't drink.”
“Water?”
“Brought my own.”
“Eat fruit?”
“Nauseous.”
Yunyun's three consecutive rejections completely killed the conversation.
Valta only felt that the person in front of him had built a wall in his heart, completely isolating him.
But he didn't give up.
“Th-That… Yunyun is a Crimson Demon, right?”
“You know? Hey, you're not going to say my name is weird, so…!”
“N-No, that's not it! It's because of the Crimson Demons' black hair and red eyes, so I'm so sure!”
Seeing Yunyun get angry, Valta quickly explained.
This world is still quite easy to distinguish. Generally, those with blond hair are nobles, those with black hair are reincarnators, and those with black hair and red eyes are Crimson Demons. It's not surprising that he knows.
“That's right!”
Yunyun suddenly stood up, her eyes shining, and shouted with incomparable chuunibyou: “Rejoice! I am Yunyun, one of the leading Arch-Mages of the Crimson Demons, the strongest Crimson Demon who will eventually become the most benevolent, most virtuous, most supreme, and most powerful Demon King!”
How about it!
The chuunibyou of the Crimson Demons is not something that anyone can accept, so at this time, they should obediently show a look of rejection, and then—
“Oh, oh, oh! I didn't expect Yunyun to have such a grand ambition, I'm really so感动!”
He didn't laugh at her childish wish, nor was he angry because she said she wanted to become the Demon King. Clearly, in his position as a knight of the kingdom, he was qualified to arrest Yunyun.
Without comparison, there is no harm.
With a refreshing smile.
Originally, it should have been a very likable move.
But…
Yunyun, who was being stared at by Valta, couldn't help but shiver, as if she knew why Darkness was so resistant to this kind of person.
Because he is a good person.
And clearly Valta is a good person, but he still has to deceive him, even using such a bad method—even Brother Ma only pretends to be a woman and chats with others online.
Should good people be pointed at with guns?
Yunyun couldn't bear it anymore.
No way!
“Sorry, Valta. I have to apologize to you, actually, I'm a boy.”
“…Could it be that I didn't show enough sincerity, making you dissatisfied!? In that case, let me do anything!”
He seemed a little angry.
Huh?
“Why say such a lie, it's really too much!”
“You brat! Are you trying to say I don't look like a man? Okay, then I'll show you! Let you see my Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon!”
“Stop, stop it! Don't mess around!”
Yunyun pretended to take off her pants.
Kazuma Sato, Darkness, and Aqua, these three guys didn't know where they were hiding just now, but when Yunyun was about to take off her pants, they immediately jumped out and stopped her.
——
A little further from the gazebo.
“What were you trying to do just now, you idiot? Were you trying to take off your pants? Why do such a stupid thing!”
“No, Yunyun, if you take off your clothes, the other party will be regarded as a pervert! You're still a child!”
“That's right, if you make the other party unhappy and spread rumors of being molested, the reputation of the Dustiness family will plummet!... Wait, Aqua, what did you just say?”
Kazuma Sato, Aqua, and Darkness lectured him.
“Sorry, I was a little impulsive.”
Yunyun rubbed her brow.
No man can not get angry after being despised.
Kazuma Sato said: “In short, you don't have to make such a big sacrifice, just persuade him a little, and then let him give up, so…”
“I have seriously considered the topic just now.”
While they were chatting, Valta didn't know when he had joined in.
Darkness is like this, and now it seems that Valta, who is a sunny guy on the surface, is also like this.
Kazuma Sato's face was full of disbelief.
He whispered: “Hey, Darkness, are nobles all like this?”
“Well… honestly, I only just found out that Valta has this kind of hobby. He has always had a very good reputation before, I didn't expect… Ugh, I should have tried to get along with him!”
The perverted young lady bit her finger unwillingly.
This guy is completely hopeless.
“Is that so, is that so…”
Yunyun was also amused by Valta.
Take back what I said, this guy is not worthy of sympathy at all!
“Okay, Valta, your profession is a knight, right? I don't like trouble, so let's go to the training ground and let me see your qualities! If you can win against me, I will agree to any conditions, on the contrary, if you lose, then it's over!”
Her eyes flashed with a dangerous red light.