Chapter 644 Disciple, Rival in Love!
Chapter 644 Disciple, Rival in Love!
Chapter 644 Disciple, Rival in Love!
"Look quickly!"
Holding the mobile phone, Han Xiangzi showed Tieguai Li, Lu Dongbin and Lan Caihe the message from Xin Zhao.
"How crazy!"
"Isn't he just a lucky guy? When our Eight Immortals became immortals, he didn't know which village he was having sex with!"
"That's the attitude towards us Eight Immortals!"
Sanxian was silent.
Seeing that several colleagues were silent, Han Xiangzi nodded with staring eyes.
"Okay, you guys are really good at it. Turn your elbows outward. Why don't I stop being the Eight Immortals and let him be the Eight Immortals."
"Old Han, we are not turning our elbows outward." Tieguai Li smiled wryly, "At any rate, we are all gods who have been famous for a long time, so we have to be reasonable."
"Are you saying I'm unreasonable?" Han Xiangzi frowned.
"You don't look like you want to be reasonable now." Lan Caihe sighed helplessly, "It's still the same sentence, correct your attitude, if you don't come up, you will speak like you are going to war, and the other party will I won't do this to you."
Han Xiangzi was silent for a while when he heard the words, as if he was sorting out his emotions.
A full half minute...
"Okay, I'll talk to him nicely."
Just when Han Xiangzi returned to the chat box and tapped the screen to send the message.
Ding dong.
This person is no longer your friend.
Han Xiangzi, who was sitting on the stone chair, slapped the table with a thud.
"Look at it!"
"Is he looking like he wants to communicate with me?!"
"Did he give me a chance to communicate?"
"I told him about fair competition, but he didn't dare to answer my question face-to-face, so he just flew into a fit of rage. Do you know what this is? He is guilty of a guilty conscience. He poached my corner and dared not confront me!"
Han Xiangzi patted the table with red eyes, wanting to smash the stone table into pieces.
"He Xiangu said that she doesn't know Wuming Immortal." Tieguai Li whispered, and Han Xiangzi suddenly showed a look of knowing everything, "What do you know, this guy is a pious fellow. Look at it His name, the nameless rat, really has a good understanding of himself."
Tieguai Li, Lan Caihe:...
"Xiangu is simple-minded and doesn't understand the sinister thoughts of these guys. Maybe he used other nicknames to get in touch with He Xiangu. With this kind of idiot, what can't he do?" Han Xiangzi said angrily.
Tieguai Li, Lan Caihe:...
"Old Lu, you should give me a face." Han Xiangzi frowned.
Although Tieguai Li and Lan Caihe didn't speak, at least they could see the interaction from their expressions. Lu Dongbin looked down at his mobile phone like a sculpture.
"Do not talk."
Lu Dongbin raised his eyebrows and whispered, and Lan Caihe and Tieguai Li both moved closer.
"Lao Lu chatted with Wuming Immortal Venerable."
"What, give me... let me confront him!" Han Xiangzi stretched his neck and was about to reach out, but Lu Dongbin raised his hand to hold his head and pushed him outside.
"Calm down."
Tieguai Li also looked at Han Xiangzi angrily.
"If you want to tell me, don't talk about us Eight Immortals, Eighty Immortals are not enough to blackmail."
"Okay, tell him, Old Lu." Han Xiangzi didn't insist any longer, Lan Caihe looked at the message on the screen, "I feel that the Wuming Immortal is quite a polite person."
"Is he polite?"
Han Xiangzi stretched his neck and looked towards the screen.
Lu Dongbin: I am Lu Dongbin.
Xin Zhao:?
Lu Dongbin: If it is true, I am indeed Lu Dongbin.
Xin Zhao: I believe half of it.
"No, you said it was being polite?" Han Xiangzi glared angrily, Lan Caihe looked at him for a while and let out a breath, "At least this is a normal attitude, not as fierce as it is to you. Old Han, you are also a scholar, don't It's okay whoever sprayed it, we Eight Immortals can't go to Jiuchongtian, half of it was sprayed by you."
"Who did I blame?!" Han Xiangzi said angrily.
"Have you ever squirted, Big Dipper-kun?"
"He hooked up with He Xiangu!"
"Siming Xingjun, have you sprayed it?"
"He contacted He Xiangu!"
"Yue Lao, have you ever squirted?"
"Wow! Don't blame me. At that time, I and He Xiangu didn't be on the one hand, just the old man stirred it. I sprayed him, and I did n’t beat him. I read the sage. !”
"Yue Lao cut off all emotions and six desires to make us immortal!" Tieguai Li curled his lips.
"Then he's quite clean."
"..."
Tieguai Li and Lan Caihe were silent. Reasoning with Han Xiangzi was like going to Zu'an to reason. There is nothing to say, all you can get is interaction.
"Besides, am I just criticizing them? It's just a theory!" Han Xiangzi retorted stubbornly.
"Do not talk!"
Lu Dongbin's brows sank, Han Xiangzi wriggled his lips and did not speak for a while, stretching his neck to look at the screen.
……
It's endless.
Just as Xin Zhao pulled Tieguai Li black, Lu Dongbin came.
In fact, Zhao Xin quite admires Lu Dongbin.
Sword God!
Although the world's understanding of Lu Dongbin is the same sentence, a dog bites Lu Dongbin and does not know a good heart, but Xin Zhao knows very well that Lu Dongbin is a pure sword god!
In his heart, those who use swords in the heavenly court are like masters with axes in front of Lu Dongbin.
He doesn't care about other Eight Immortals, but he is really not willing to delete Lu Jianshen's friends.
The most important thing is that Lu Dongbin said that he is the deity. With the lessons learned from Tieguai Li and Lan Caihe, the chance of him actually believing it is less than [-]%. It is because of the three words of Lu Dongbin that he said that he believed half of them.
Ding dong.
Lu Dongbin sent a message.
Lu Dongbin: I am indeed Lu Dongbin, Han Xiangzi will not pretend to be someone else to talk to you.
"Yes! I definitely won't!" Han Xiangzi nodded vigorously after Lu Dongbin's news came out, "They are all gods who are afraid of others, why should I be cowardly?"
"Can you make him stop talking?" Lu Dongbin whispered.
3 minutes later……
Han Xiangzi was tied hands and feet, and his mouth was stuffed with clothes. He stared like a stick and yelled wildly.
The world is finally clean.
Lu Dongbin then tapped the screen.
Looking at the last message sent by Lu Dongbin, Xin Zhao believed that Han Xiangzi would not do that, no matter whether he was added by Tieguai Li or Lan Caihe's account, he always reported himself when he came up.
Ding dong.
Lu Dongbin: You and Lao Han may have some misunderstandings.
misunderstanding? !
Xin Zhao actually smiled.
He didn't know what was going on from the beginning to the end, and Han Xiangzi talked to him nonchalantly as if he was sick.
Xin Zhao: Han Xiangzi? !
Xin Zhao: Lu Jianshen, you have always been my idol, I will show you face, if other people come, I will definitely block you directly.
Xin Zhao: You said you misunderstood!
Zhao Xin: Please ask that Han Xiangzi, did he come up and verbally criticize me out of nowhere? I don’t even know what happened, and he sent me more than 4000 messages.
Lu Dongbin, Tieguai Li and Lan Caihe all looked towards Han Xiangzi.
"Woooooo!" Han Xiangzi yelled.
"Let him say something."
As soon as Lu Dongbin finished speaking, Tieguai Li pulled the clothes off Han Xiangzi's mouth.
"He was the one who poached me first." Han Xiangzi shouted.
"I asked you if you sent more than 4000 messages." Tieguai Li frowned. Han Xiangzi blinked and squirmed his lips and said, "Absolutely. He never replied to me, and I was angry. Maybe... four or five thousand." "
"Old Han, you really don't get tired!" Lan Caihe shook his head.
"Is it my fault? Who asked him to poach my corner? If you don't believe me, ask him what is the relationship with He Xiangu. Let him tell the truth. Whoever lies will die a terrible death. The sky will be struck by lightning, and five thunders will strike!" Han Xiangzi looked annoyed, Looking at the screen, he spat, "Still pretending to be a good person, bah, disciple, rival in love!"
(End of this chapter)
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