Chapter 642 Massaging Each Other
Chapter 642 Massaging Each Other
There was a heavy rain last night and the temperature dropped. The wind coming in through the windows was like blowing out of a freezer, as if it was trying to freeze the whole city.
Unfortunately, Song He didn't close the window when he went to sleep, and half of his body was chilled by the draft. When he woke up, he had a stiff neck, his head tilted to the left, unable to move, and his neck became crooked.
It was very uncomfortable to read the paper on the computer with her neck crooked, because all the content was tilted to nearly 90 degrees. Song He read the paper at dawn with his neck crooked. He couldn't help it anymore and decided to take a hot bath to activate his stiff muscles.
After standing in the bathroom for a long time and being showered with hot water, my skin was red and my whole body was almost cooked, but my neck could only move a little, and it still hurt even if the movement was larger.
It seems that it won't get better in a short time. Fortunately, the stiff neck is not a big problem. It can basically be cured after two or three days. At most, I can go to the classroom and be laughed at by the students. It doesn't matter. I will deduct points for whoever laughs. It depends on who you are. Dare to laugh!
Song He sighed and turned off the shower.
However, the sound of water is still ringing.
He was stunned for a moment, then pressed himself against the wall to listen. It was the sound of water coming from the dormitory next door!
I haven't heard this voice for several months... Teacher Xiang is back!
Song He was pleasantly surprised, so he quickly wiped off the water all over his body with a bath towel and put on long-sleeved and long-trousers pajamas. The sound of water next door happened to stop. He waited for a moment, guessing that the teacher was probably dressed, and then left the dormitory and knocked on the door.
As soon as the door opened, he couldn't help but be stunned, "Who are you?"
A woman with long wet hair stood at the door, wearing light silk white pajamas, looking amazingly young and beautiful!
Song He even had the illusion that when facing her high school female classmates, she was a young girl in her prime, not the teacher who had the air of a royal sister in his impression.
"You brat, are you a teenager? You don't even know me as a teacher anymore?" Xiang Xiaotong was very happy to see him. She reached out decisively to mess up his hair and pulled him into the room by his sleeves. "He's grown taller again. You jumped pretty fast! You’re 1.8 meters tall, right?”
Song He stared at the girl in front of him with his mouth open, and even suspected that the teacher had secretly gone for plastic surgery when he hadn't shown up in the past few months! Reverse age growth visible to the naked eye!
After looking at it for several seconds, I finally figured out that the reason for the teacher's huge change was... she lost weight!
Her face and figure have obviously lost a lot of weight, and she has just taken a shower without makeup, so she looks like her age has dropped sharply, like a young girl under 20 years old.
"Teacher, you look just like your sister in high school!" Song He was shocked.
"I don't have a sister."
"I mean you have become younger, like a high school girl!" Song He explained, "It seems that because you have lost weight, your whole face has changed drastically!"
Xiang Xiaotong's eyes were stunned, then he turned around and went to the bathroom to look in the mirror and touched his cheek with his hand, "It seems like there has been some change? I have suffered so much in the past few months and I have lost nearly 20 pounds!"
"It's amazing. Teacher, I believe you when you say that you have practiced some kind of forbidden magic to rejuvenate your youth!" Song He couldn't help but sigh, "No wonder celebrities fast and lose weight like crazy. They really look smaller when they are so thin."
Song He entered the room and saw more than a dozen suitcases on the floor, "Are these all information about the reincarnated soul boy?"
"Yes, basically." Xiang Xiaotong looked at him, "Why are you tilting your neck?"
"I feel stiff." Song He was embarrassed.
"Stiff neck?" Xiang Xiaotong thought for a while and patted his shoulder, "Sit on the chair and I learned some shoulder and neck massage to give you some relief."
"Isn't massage all about lying on the bed?" Song He glanced at the soft big bed.
Xiang Xiaotong stared at him, then suddenly stretched out his hand to pinch the area where his stiff neck was, causing him to scream in pain and almost kneel down!
"You are not young anymore. You have to be conscious of being a man. Do you understand that you can't lie down on a woman's bed?"
Xiang Xiaotong didn't sound really angry. He still sat him down on the chair, stood behind him and massaged his stiff muscles with both hands.
Song He hissed in pain from time to time, and the hand on his shoulder became gentler.
"Let's chat." Xiang Xiaotong's tone was as smooth as meeting an old friend, "I haven't seen you for several months. How is your situation here?"
Song He hugged the back of the chair, squinting his eyes to enjoy the force coming from his shoulders and neck, and his whole body felt numb.
This was the first time in his life that he had experienced a beautiful massage. He suddenly understood why rich people at home and abroad were keen on it. It was so comfortable!
"The main scientific research project is to develop gastric cancer drugs, which basically conquered gastric cancer. According to the data returned by various hospitals, the comprehensive cure rate is about 92%. It is not the kind of temporary suppressive cure. It is 92 out of 100 gastric cancer patients. Completely eliminate cancer cells and be discharged from the hospital alive and well! If only the most dangerous late-stage patients are considered, the cure rate is close to 80%, which can be regarded as turning gastric cancer into a relatively easy-to-treat disease."
"Amazing!" Xiang Xiaotong nodded seriously, his eyes twinkling, "It's indeed amazing. Your achievements have surpassed mine."
"Teacher, you are hurting your students. My level is far from yours."
"It's true that your knowledge level is not as high as mine, but what I'm talking about is achievement." Xiang Xiaotong said, "A lot of the research I've done has ended in failure. I just finished it and ended up with nothing. I'm an unfinished eunuch. You have stomach cancer." There is really hope that the drug will win the Nobel Prize, but it will probably have to wait ten years.”
"Teaching is also very smooth. The students in the class are very easy to learn. There are too many auditors. I organized a unified examination to screen the auditors. Many big names in the school followed my example." Song He sounded proud.
"After the midterm exam, I brought more than 200 students and auditors into the laboratory one after another, starting from teaching basic experiments and then doing difficult experiments. To be honest, these students were really unexpected. I thought they would It’s good to be able to copy the gourd’s work, and I actually succeeded in doing some work.”
"Have you done some work?" Xiang Xiaotong was curious, "For example?"
"A plant research team was formed around the provincial champion Pu Songchun. They first sequenced the genes of six newly discovered ferns in Yunnan Province, and then tried to use cell fusion to create two new mosses. However, the newly born moss species were not If you live too long, you will die. I looked at the papers they fumbled and wrote, and it is no problem to apply for the second area SCI, and the level can beat many university masters in a second!"
"Not bad!" Xiang Xiaotong was satisfied, "Famous teachers make great disciples! I will give you the Academy's Outstanding Teacher Award later. Is there any more?"
"Around the provincial champion Ling Yiyi, we formed..." Song He had a headache, "A biochemical weapons research and development team."
"What the hell?" Xiang Xiaotong was stunned.
"Ling Yiyi wanted to make a fungus that can release highly toxic secretions for mass production of venom or poisonous gas. As a result, many people who feared chaos in the world followed her!" Song He said, "The raw material is a big I have also published several papers on poisonous mushrooms from Yunnan Province and highly toxic shrubs flown from South America, which have been submitted to the second SCI area."
"Poisonous shrubs flown from South America?" Xiang Xiaotong was puzzled, "Does the school provide this kind of material?"
"I provided it." Before Song He finished speaking, he screamed loudly.
Xiang Xiaotong pinched him hard for a moment and then let go, "The upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked! Your Academy Outstanding Teacher Award is gone!"
"Do you really support them in using biological and chemical weapons in the school? If you don't explain clearly, I, the dean, will seriously punish you and fine you today!"
"It's unfair, teacher!" Song He exclaimed, "I provide them with materials, and I can also strictly supervise their scientific research. If I don't provide them, those energetic young people will definitely get some evil tricks secretly. materials, the risk is even greater!”
"Direct ban! You dare to be expelled!" Xiang Xiaotong frowned, "Our school's laboratory is not designed to produce biological and chemical weapons. It is very dangerous! If there is an accident, we will all go to jail! I will take you to the Brain Institute Being a teacher, is this how you repay me?"
"Don't worry, teacher, I've been keeping an eye on their experimental progress and haven't let them do anything really dangerous. They don't have the ability for the time being!" Song He said, "And I have guided them. Poisons are often also antidotes. Only by learning how to detoxify can we be better." Well, they're highly venomous, so they're working on plant-based antivenoms."
"That's pretty much it." Xiang Xiaotong continued to rub his shoulders.
"There is another group, a money-making team headed by Xia Wansan, the provincial champion." Song He said, "They are working hard to make technology that can sell a lot of money. Currently, they are targeting pesticides and fertilizers to make money. Fungi that secrete pesticides can create a very profitable business."
"Don't mention it yet, this sounds a bit exciting." Xiang Xiaotong praised, "But it's unrealistic to expect freshmen to get good grades. Do you want to do it?"
"I can try it later, but I have to be fully prepared." Song He said, "After I finished the gastric cancer medicine, I have been studying hard. In order to guide these students, I wrote papers on botany, biochemical weapons, and pesticides. Thesis on chemical fertilizers, I found that there are really many things worth learning, I am addicted to learning and can’t extricate myself!”
"Are you feeling better?" Xiang Xiaotong stopped.
Song He moved his neck, "I feel so much more comfortable! Teacher, you are so professional!"
"I'm tired, this massage is over." Xiang Xiaotong sat at the end of the bed, kicked off his slippers and crossed his legs.
"Teacher, can I press the button for you?" Song He asked.
"Okay! It's rare for you to have such filial piety. Give me a squeeze on your shoulder. I have bound these documents in the suitcase with my own hands. I used a stapler to knock out more than thirty boxes of nails. My shoulder hurts like hell." Xiang Xiaotong Turn around and face your apprentice.
Song He stood at the end of the bed and squeezed her shoulders with both hands. He didn't use much force, but Xiang Xiaotong hissed and showed a slightly painful expression. It was obvious that the muscles were stiff to a certain extent.
"Does it hurt?" Song He relaxed.
"Pinch it hard. The massage will feel a little painful until it feels better."
"Teacher, what have you been going through in the past few months?" Song He was extremely curious, "How can you lose so much weight? The bones in your shoulders are shaking!"
"Forget it, I go to the police station every day and make a lot of notes." Xiang Xiaotong sighed.
"Ah?" Song He was stunned, "Does academic research require transcripts?"
"Academic research does not require taking notes. The main reason is that I ran into a lot of bad things." Xiang Xiaotong sighed.
"oh?"
"Let me ask you a question, if you gave birth to a child, and suddenly one day the child stared at you calmly and said that he was someone from a certain province and was reincarnated here, how would you feel?" Xiang Xiaotong asked.
Song He squeezed her shoulders and raised his head in thought.
If you think about it seriously, does this feel really fucking uncomfortable?
"Strange, dull, creepy, and overwhelmed!" Song He expressed his feelings.
Xiang Xiaotong nodded and continued.
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