indianbanksassociation Chapter 1146: Just off the scale (4 more)
Chapter 1146: Just off the scale (4 more)
midnight.
There is a warm smell in the bedroom.
"I saw a movie a few days ago, and the plot in it was very interesting."
Limp and weak, Miss Yu lay her pillow on her stinky brother's chest, listening to the 'dongdong' heartbeat, "It's about a pair of strangers who can switch bodies, but are separated by two places, and fell in love with each other again. It was especially touching at the end when they cried with joy at finding each other and seeing each other."
Heh, woman... Xiao Yu complained in his heart and nodded solemnly, "That's right, I can feel that great love, it's really touching."
"..."
Mu Qingwu rolled her soft eyes, "Can I have a snack?"
Forgot, Mr. Ba's IQ is too high to be fooled... Xiao Yu grinned, "You're embarrassing me, Fat Tiger, and I didn't watch it. It's good to be able to say a few words."
"Humph."
With a soft snort, Mu Qingwu's rippling and soft eyes dug at her younger brother at "380", "Then tell me, if one day we also exchanged bodies, for example, for 4 hours, how would you arrange this day?" ?”
Is the operation so coquettish... Xiao Yu hugged her sister with one arm, and stroked her chin with the other, with a smirk on her lips, "Forget it, I don't want you to feel the hard work of the firefighters."
Mu Qingwu:? ? ?
What is brother talking about?
"Cough cough."
Xiao Yu said seriously, "It takes 4 hours to go to 4 women's bathhouses!"
Mu Qingwu: ...
Can this brother still want it?
"You will die sooner or later!"
Miss Yu was angry, "Stay away from me, I'm afraid of being infected!"
"Astringent? Impossible, I am a gentleman."
Xiao Yu licked her big face, "Even if the astringency has infected you, it's actually pretty good. In this way, we brothers and sisters will be like-minded."
Mu Qingwu: ...
Forget it, I'm so tired.
"Don't just ask me."
Xiao Yu asked with a smile, "If we really switched bodies, what would you do?"
"hehe!"
Mu Qingwu sneered, "I will do a colonoscopy for you to find out why you can go to the toilet four times a day?"
Xiao Yu: ...
I wipe, the most poisonous woman's heart!
"Tell me what's on your mind."
Mu Qingwu stared blankly at her younger brother, "What will you do?"
Xiao Yu was silent for a while, "I want to have a baby for you, so that you won't suffer!"
"..."
Mu Qingwu's eyes were moistened, really moistened.
She bit Xiao Yu's neck.
Xiao Yu bared her teeth and smiled silently.
This is not sensational.
But only married boys understand that when your wife gives birth, you will be with you in the delivery room.
Seeing his wife screaming in pain, how uncomfortable that heart-wrenching feeling is.
It's not that Xiao Yu didn't want to have more children, it's just that seeing Mu Qingwu was so painful at the time.
He couldn't bear it.
A woman who is willing to have children for you all the time.
Cherish it!
"It's been a long time since I told a story."
Letting go, Mu Qingwu murmured.
"What do you want to hear?"
Xiao Yu kissed Xiao Yujie's forehead.
"Is there anything weird? It's also very interesting, and a little unbelievable..."
Mu Qingwu smiled badly, "The real story between husband and wife?"
I just knew that men can't be soft-hearted sometimes... Xiao Yu burst into tears.
You are soft-hearted and distressed at the same time, she is energetic and always likes to tease you in different ways.
"actually……"
Xiao Yu suddenly laughed and said, "You can have this!"
Mu Qingwu: ...
Can't help him like this?
"There is a very loving couple who have a lovely son."
Xiao Yu hugged Miss Yu, "One day my husband's father felt that his little grandson didn't look like his own son, so he took his little grandson to do DNA without telling the couple, and it turned out..."
"No?"
Mu Qingwu was surprised, "Are you sure you want to tell such a bloody story?"
"Impatient."
Xiao Yu bit her sister's nose, "Listen to it...you will find even more blood, the blood is shocking, crying ghosts and gods, and it can even make your brain cramp."
"Is it so scary?"
Mu Qingwu's beautiful eyes are charming and mischievous.
Sister Xiao Yu fired again... Xiao Yu continued: "After the DNA was done, the grandpa and grandson really had nothing to do with each other. When I returned home, I found the young couple angrily and told them about it."
"The wife cried and was willing to prove her innocence with death. Everyone saw it, no, it doesn't look like a wife cheating."
"So, the husband personally did a DNA test with his son, and the results showed that...the two are indeed father and son."
"puff!"
Mu Qingwu sprayed, and said with a smile: "Could it be that grandpa was..."
What a sad story!
"Think about it?"
Xiao Yu suppressed a smile, "Then, the husband and his father did another DNA test, and the results showed that the father and son had no relationship. The scene got out of control for a while, and the old man almost exploded in an instant!"
"The old man's wife is also crying to death. She is willing to prove her innocence with death.. In this way, everyone will be punished again."
"Because the old lady doesn't look like she's cheating, so where is the problem?"
"So the husband took another DNA test with his mother, and the results showed that...the husband and his mother also had no pre-relationship. All of a sudden, the whole family was dumbfounded."
Not only was the whole family dumbfounded, but Mu Qingwu was also dumbfounded, "What's the situation? Could it be that this husband..."
"They suspected that when they gave birth, they might have held the wrong baby."
Xiao Yu nodded, "Then I rushed to the hospital where my husband was born overnight, and dug up the records and files of my husband's birth. It finally showed that the boy who was born at the same time as my husband was named so-and-so."
"The whole family was shocked again, because this so-and-so is the wife's brother. That is to say, she and her current husband are probably long-lost brothers and sisters."
"The wife quickly called and called her parents and brother. Then, the wife's brother and the husband's parents did a DNA test, and the husband took a DNA test with his father-in-law and mother-in-law."
"The results show that the husband and his father-in-law are in a father-son relationship, and the wife's brother is also a father-son relationship with the husband's parents."
"The husband and wife faced each other silently, weeping like rain, and almost collapsed. However, they never wanted to admit that they would be brothers and sisters."
"Then, the couple went for another DNA test. When the test results came out, the couple were also confused."
"The test results showed that they had no relationship. The husband wept with joy, and the wife also burst into tears. The husband and wife hugged and cheered happily."
"The next second, everyone looked at her husband's father-in-law and mother-in-law. The mother-in-law cried and said that she hadn't cheated, and wanted to prove her innocence with death. In the end, the father-in-law told the truth. When the mother-in-law gave birth to a child, the child died. He was worried. The wife is sad, the orphanage happened to have a baby girl who was adopted by him, by the way, the husband works in the orphanage... My story is over."
Xiao Yu looked at the dumbfounded Mu Qingwu, and asked with a smile, "This wave of DNA testing for their family has completed the performance of the DNA department for a month at one time. The last time I saw such a complicated story was a thunderstorm. Finally, I will summarize my strength. For a moment, the father-in-law and mother-in-law picked up a wife for their son, and the son's bride price was given by someone else, so that's out of line!"
This wave of operations blinded my titanium alloy dog eyes.
The problem is, the story is still real! .