The Blind Date Went To The Wrong Table, I Was Kidnapped By The Blind Date Partner

Chapter 571: Teaching Unlucky Apprentices to Be Human (4 More)

summer is hot.

Xiao Yu felt that there was only a pinch of cumin between himself and the barbecue.

However, he is still very excited to plant flowers in his garden.

Blue snowflake is a durable and very beautiful flower that can bloom continuously.

As long as it has sufficient phosphorus fertilizer throughout the summer, it will be easy to feed, and it will continue to sprout flower buds.

After opening one crop, then open the second crop...

As for the home in this life, Xiao Yu likes to take care of it by herself.

I always feel that the home decorated by my own hands is the warmest.

Mu Qingwu stood under the eaves holding seven-month-old Mu Mu.

Looking at the cheerful and busy Xiao Yu, she smiled and shook her head.

Sometimes I feel that my younger brother is stupid and likes to do everything by himself.

It was as if he was always trying to take care of her.

Although I have a child, I still subconsciously owe your hand when crossing the road.

You are not allowed to help with cooking, saying that the oily fume is not good for the skin.

In the morning, in order to let you sleep more, he will take the baby to the living room to play at "130".

When I got married, I said that I would spoil you like a little princess, and I did.

Knowing him, marrying him, and giving birth to Mu Mu.

They are husband and wife, siblings, who have tasted the fireworks in the world.

It is the taste of happiness!

...

Planted flowers all morning and finished lunch.

Xiao Yu, who was putting her son to sleep, looked at Mu Qingwu, who was working online.

At this time, the female bully is always dressed plainly, and it is difficult to hide her proud figure, with exquisite curves.

The most eye-catching thing is a touch of elegance.

It's not a question of beauty.

In Xiao Yu's heart, Mu Qingwu is that kind of unique woman.

Of course, this does not delay him from doing things while his sister is working.

"Sister, are you still busy?"

"Do you still love me when you're done?"

"Work is so interesting, why do you want to get married? Is it to piss me off?"

"I fell in love with Mu Mu, are you working, or are you eating melon seeds?"

"Could it be that your brother doesn't have work and fun?"

Xiao Yu blinked, like a child who couldn't eat candy.

Mu Qingwu: ...

His eyes moved from the computer screen to Xiao Yu's face, "I'm with you!"

"That's all right, sister, you can continue to work."

Xiao Yu stopped acting, and was very proud of her success as a woman.

"If you are naughty again, I will kill you!" Mu Qingwu laughed.

"I just like to piss you off, and I like how you can't get used to me and can't kill me."

Xiao Yu smiled charmingly, "What can you do, come and hit me, come here?"

Then, Mu Qingwu got up and kicked Xiao Yu.

She is willing to satisfy her brother's request!

"oops!"

Xiao Yu hurriedly begged for mercy, "A sack of bridge beans, a gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands."

"I am a woman, not a gentleman."

Mu Qingwu pinched Xiao Yu's ear, slightly annoyed, "Say, do you dare?"

"Don't dare."

Xiao Yu hugged Mu Qingwu's waist, and smirked.

"Then you tell me."

Mu Qingwu cast a charming and affectionate glance at her younger brother, "Mu Mu and I fell together, who do you save first?"

"This multiple-choice question is more difficult for a man than saving his daughter-in-law and mother from falling at the same time."

Xiao Yu said with a smile: "Before you fall in, I will dig a hole and bury myself!"

"Ha ha!"

The smiling Mu Qingwu leaned into her younger brother's arms.

Some people painted the cake and gave nothing.

Some people say nothing, but give everything.

Mu Qingwu understands this truth better than anyone else!

Holding her sister in her arms, Xiao Yu felt very witty.

A real man needs to be so witty.

A place where the sun doesn't shine.

All witty men can reach.

I am proud!

...

afternoon.

Xiao Yu went to the Criminal Investigation Brigade for a walk.

After chatting with the boss for a while, the brigade has no case, so they are allowed to go home and take care of the children.

In the end...the unlucky apprentice came.

"Master, help me!"

Wang Cheng cried and asked for help.

Xiao Yu left without saying a word.

I'm a nanny?

When the apprentice dies, I will buy steam and melon seeds!

"Master, help me."

Wang Cheng wrapped his arms around Xiao Yu's arm, and said pitifully, "Do you have the heart to watch your apprentice die alone?"

"Let go, men and women will not kiss each other."

Glancing at the hapless apprentice, Xiao Yu said helplessly, "What's the matter?"

"Sister Yanyu doesn't pay much attention to me recently." Wang Cheng said.

Who is Miss Yanyu?

Oh, Zhou Yanyu, Mu Qingwu's secretary, the apprentice's blind date.

Last time I made an appointment with someone, but I ran into a case...

"Isn't this normal?"

Xiao Yu pouted, "I don't know you well now, why should I care about you?"

"This……"

Wang Cheng was speechless, "But, we are all on a blind date, and she came out to dinner with me, so it must be because she is interested in me?"

"Is it interesting to you to go out to eat with you?" Xiao Yu rolled his eyes.

"Isn't it?" Wang Cheng couldn't understand.

"Ah!"

Xiao Yu sneered, "Didn't the old man tell you to lick the thread straight before threading the needle?"

Wang Cheng:? ? ?

What's the meaning?

"It means to say."

Xiao Yu was completely speechless to his apprentice, "If you want someone to be with you, you have to go after it, there has to be a process, right? Why, just follow you after two meals, who do you think you are?"

"oh, I see."

Wang Cheng scratched his head and laughed, "I'm chasing after you, but if I go to see a movie with Sister Yanyu, or go to an amusement park, will it appear that I'm a novice?"

Xiao Yu: ...

He was completely speechless.

"Actually, I just want to show off to Sister Yanyu as a man."

Wang Cheng chuckled and said, "By the way, master, when do you think you are the most manly?"

"Every time my sister hit me, I didn't kneel down."

Xiao Yu said seriously.

Wang Cheng: (￣□￣!)

"ask you a question."

Xiao Yu looked serious, "Which is more important, pretending to be a man or having a girlfriend?"

"Ah this..."

Wang Cheng thought for a long time, "Should he have a girlfriend?"

"Not too stupid."

Xiao Yu sneered, "Then do you know that 90% of people who like to scold others for licking dogs are single dogs, and they will also expose the fact that they are single dogs?"

Wang Cheng: ...

I rub... I seem to like to say that others lick dogs?

Wang Cheng's face suddenly turned pale, no wonder I don't have a girlfriend!

"Then do you know why girls like scumbags?"

Xiao 4. Yu looked at his apprentice as if he was looking at an idiot.

"this……"

Wang Cheng quickly shook his head, "I don't know."

"The scumbag is ever-changing."

Xiao Yu hates iron but not steel. "He can lick dogs, milk dogs, and wolf dogs. He can satisfy all the requirements of girls. Even if he can't be the king of dogs, he can also be a sea dog. A dog, what else can you do? You have to keep pace with the times, little brother, don’t care about the dog, it’s the ability to catch the girls first. You’re single and don’t even have a woman around you. Who will you pretend to be a man with? ?”

Wang Cheng was scolded by the master.

Cold sweat drenched, suddenly realized.

"remember."

Xiao Yu patted his apprentice on the shoulder, "Even if one day the world ends and zombies explode, and there is no chance of survival, then do the opposite. Let the zombies be the first to bite you, at least you can win over a management team. Don't follow the crowd stupidly, and be led by one or two idiots!".