Gospel of Lazy Cancer

Chapter 62

Yellow sand sunset linen shirt, worry-free inn and Jun Huan.

When the fireworks never go out day and night, the lake wind blows distant passenger ships.

Go west out of Yinchuan, enter Mongolian Alxa Right Banner Badain Jaran Desert, continue to go deep into the hinterland, you can see a wide freshwater lake, in the middle of the sand sea, like a piece of transparent emerald inlaid.

At this time, the red sun is slanting westward, falling on the intersection of heaven and earth, the sunset glow is intoxicating, the auspicious clouds linger like a fairyland, and the reflections in the lake are dancing, blending with the sand sea, magnificent and soft.There was the sound of camel bells in my ears, and I looked down from the sand dunes, and saw a caravan of camels heading for the lake in the distance.

"Master Qianhu, in front of you is Bayar Lake, which means happy and worry-free in Mongolian, and we also call it the worry-free lake."

"This errand is of great importance, and we need to proceed with caution."

"As ordered!"

A group of people pretended to be a caravan, and the journey to the lake did not look far, but they walked for half an hour, and finally arrived at the simple wooden two-story building by the lake.The leader looked up and saw that the wind-and-sand-beaten banner was a bit worn out, fluttering in the wind, making a sound of hunting, and there were four Chinese characters written on it: Wuyou Inn.

When the wind blew, the back of the flag was occasionally exposed, and a foreign language was written on it, which he could tell was Mongolian.

Hey, the innkeeper is still a delicate person who pleases both ends.

Fine man Yao Chen's life at this time is not subtle at all.

The yellow sand in the sky and the beautiful scenery of the blue lake, I got tired of watching it in the first two days. He wanted to go back to the luxurious capital, and return to the comfortable nest of high beds and soft pillows. Alien intelligence.

He will no longer be able to eat a working meal that consumes two thousand ducks, two hundred donkeys, and five hundred lambs, and he will not be able to enjoy the concubine in the harem who personally feeds the grapes and presses his shoulders for meals, and there is no one who writes a script to read according to his outline. listen to him.

Because he is the adopted son of the powerful Dongchang Director Cao, the most trusted confidant, the most brutal minion, and one of the ten evils that scares the government and the public the most.Probably the low-profile version of the ten permanent servants of the Han Dynasty. The reason why it is called a low-profile version is because he is too lazy to exercise power and only wants to have fun.

Now, he is sent outside to this wilderness where the heat can kill people and the cold can kill people. He is accompanied only by a dumb waiter, a sick accountant, and a wife who is crazy about his skills. cook.

They are located on the Silk Road at the junction of Han and Mongolia, and it is the only inn within a hundred miles. There is an endless stream of merchants and knights from all walks of life, which is convenient for collecting information from all sides.

The dumb waiter nodded and bowed, and greeted a group of Han Chinese patrolling out of the customs. He actually looked pretty good, but he was spoiled by his flattering dog-legged smile. The tall and strong soldiers took their seats.

The captain in armor was very handsome, in his thirties, his face had experienced the wind and frost outside the customs, and his tiger eyes occasionally shone. The waiter was like a little chicken beside him.The captain is a regular customer, and he yelled in a rough voice as soon as he entered the door: "Where is the proprietress, the distinguished guest has arrived, come out to say hello!"

The soldiers under him burst into laughter, their eyebrows danced, and their eyes were ambiguous. This inn is not good, the food is not fragrant, the wine is not strong, and the service is not good.

"Serve the wine, the kind that doesn't mix water." The school captain Da Ma sat down firmly, without looking at the waiter, and patted the table with his big hand like a cattail leaf fan, and the old table creaked. The burdened voice.

"Be gentle! My table is made of 30-year-old elm wood. If it breaks the picture, you will pay me!"

The voice is sweet and angry, full of twists and turns, with the soft ending of Wu dialect in the south of the Yangtze River, just listening to it makes the bones of the whole body crisp.Especially the "softer" sound, people can't help but think of swearing on the bed, like a vixen, hooking people's souls away.

The lieutenant and all the soldiers raised their heads together, their eyes were shining, they looked around, and saw an extremely enchanting beauty walking out of the room on the second floor.The woman's face was like a peach blossom, she was lightly wearing powder, and she was wearing a pink shirt that was half faded, showing half of her fragrant shoulders. With ordinary skin, everyone's hearts seemed to be hooked by that finger.She should have just gotten up from the bed, with sleepy eyes still in her eyes, not quite awake.

"If it's broken, of course I will accompany you! How do you say to accompany you?" The captain stared at the beauty like a wolf like a tiger, and laughed with her familiarly: "Good morning, come down quickly, let your brother Take a good look."

Fuck you numb good morning.

Oh, I forgot to mention that his identity is the proprietress.

Those bastards who arranged their identities must have intentionally tricked him!

Yao Chen came down gracefully, perfectly mastering the posture of the noble concubine in the palace, like the wind supporting the willow, her body is graceful, the cloud temples are swaying golden steps, and the lotus is warming the spring night.

Yao Chen: If the imperial concubine sees it, she will definitely turn on the light.

He walked calmly under the intoxicated and greedy eyes of all the men, thinking to himself that they found that his goddess had a penis expression, and there was a pang of sympathy and joy in his heart.

"Look at what, haven't you seen enough last time?" The proprietress seemed to have no bones, leaning on the railing of the stairs, her waist was thin and her legs were long, her figure was soft.

The tables and chairs in the lobby were not wiped today, they were covered with dust, he was not happy to go there.

The captain's gaze has been glued to the proprietress since she came out. He has already figured out the routine here, put an ingot of silver on the table, and patted his right leg. The meaning is obvious: Come to my arms soon! Come.

Seeing Yinzi, the three-point smile on the landlady's face turned into five-point, and the lazy look disappeared. She seemed to be aroused by Yinzi, and her long and narrow eyes looked at Yinzi's owner with ambiguity. The tear mole at the corner of her right eye added countless charms.She seemed to only have the captain in her eyes, but she also seemed to have nothing.She walked slowly in front of the burly man step by step, and she was pulled into his arms by the impatient general when she was three steps away. People laughed.

"You heartless little thing! You only have money in your eyes." The captain put his arms around her waist and held her in his arms lightly.She didn't care, she stretched out her slender hand to hold the silver in her hand, and stuffed it into her chest.

Everyone saw everything in their eyes and cursed secretly, this lady boss is more coquettish than Sister Yao.

Yao Chen was enjoying his flawless performance when suddenly a young and deep voice came in.

"Are you the proprietress with a pair of jade arms and a pillow for thousands of people, and a little bit of red lips for thousands of people?"

Yao Chen: This man really can't speak.

But the sound is pretty nice, with a pure Beijing accent and a subwoofer, the kind that can make your ears pregnant if you listen to it too much.

Yao Chen was slandering, while maintaining a dissolute smile, he turned and looked behind him. The person who spoke was dressed in brocade clothes, he looked like a rich man, and there were goods outside the door. He looked like a wealthy businessman, but his body was strong and his legs were solid. He should be a martial artist. Man, at this time he is facing away from the light, unable to see his face clearly.

Yao Chen glanced quickly, and roughly guessed the scope of the person's identity and existence value.Is it a person from the rivers and lakes who plots evil, or is it a secret agent with another purpose?

He made an expression that he was not ashamed but proud, and replied unscrupulously: "Thank you for the compliment, sir, but whether you can sleep on it or taste it depends on your ability."

"Tsk, you still want to seduce others in my arms!" The captain complained dissatisfiedly, and at the same time hugged the proprietress's waist tightly.

Yao Chen secretly pinched him, and looked at the person with unscrupulous eyes. At this time, the person had already walked in. Without the obstruction of the light, Yao Chen could see the appearance of the person clearly.

About 20 years old, handsome, with good features, particularly handsome nose, sexual function should be good, can be scored eight out of five.Yao Chen was drooling a little, this boy suits his taste very well, if he wants to raise a little wolf dog, he must look for him like him.It's a pity that they are lackeys of Jinyiwei, they are all good-looking goods, they look okay but not durable, they don't pretend to be businessmen, look at him still wearing official boots on his feet!

What's the matter, Dongchang and Jinyiwei have always been at odds, don't you know? !

Pu Jiayan looked curiously at the extremely coquettish proprietress in front of him. She was born in a Hou family, and had just taken the official position of Jinyiwei Qianhu.Although he has a high position, he is a newcomer to the letter. He is very vigilant all the way, putting on airs to prevent his subordinates from seeing that he is actually a rookie, so he appears cold, arrogant and unreasonable.

In fact, it was the first time for him to leave Beijing, and he felt that everything was new, and he was very curious about exotic customs.

Just like the proprietress in front of me, even if it is placed in a brothel restaurant in the capital, I am afraid that it will be the most beautiful, the customers are like a cloud, and she looks like she loves money, but she wants to open an inn in this wild place. How much money can there be here? ?Really contradictory.Could it be that the water and soil here are special, and it is specially used to raise such mysterious, deadly, coquettish and presumptuous piranhas?

The proprietress looked at her eyes, as if she was going to eat herself alive.

Although she was still in the arms of another man at this time.

That feeling was only for a moment, and the proprietress quickly ignored him, and turned to flirt with the captain who was holding her.

In fact, Yao Chen has been observing the faces of the group of students from the corner of his eye.

After the caravan servants settled the camels and horses outside, they also entered the inn. They had vigilant eyes and occupied the tables with the best view, as if they were afraid that others would not see that they were very vigilant and guarded against others.

Their muscles were tense, and they exuded a faint murderous aura, no weaker than this group of patrolling soldiers.

Yao Chen's eyes drifted away, and he became more convinced of his judgment. It was Jin Yiwei's official business, and the leader was at least Baihu.

Yao Chen: Cut!They should all be rebuilt, it's so unprofessional!How does Jinyiwei do induction training?

At the same time, he instructed the waiter in the tone of the proprietress: "Hurry up and serve tea, let the distinguished guests have a good rest."

The rich young man said politely, "Thank you Madam Boss."

Not long after, the dishes ordered by the captain and the patrolling soldiers were ready. Yao Chen sat in the captain's arms and had a few glasses of wine with him, but his mind couldn't help running to the little leader of the Jinyiwei, who didn't know they came here to cook. What, I took a sneak peek.

The other party seemed to have a feeling, looking over, the eyes of the two happened to meet, the rich young man smiled slightly, it seemed that it was just a polite, but also seemed to have a good impression, it moved people's hearts, like a spring breeze blowing a calm lake surface.

Yao Chen felt that this coquettish lady boss character would not let this kind of fat goat go, so she told the captain, left his embrace, and walked to those tables.

The attendants dressed in Jin Yiwei were very vigilant, and held back under the gesture of the handsome leader.

"What's your name, Young Master?" Yao Chen poured the wine himself and handed it to him.

"My surname is Wu."

"So it's Mr. Wu." Pooh, I can't call him Wu Mingshi, it sounds like a fake name, can you be more serious?

Yao Chen rolled his eyes, imitating the appearance of a noble concubine, tripped himself, and gracefully fell into the arms of Mr. Wu.

The latter catches it perfectly, his eyes are amazed, his waist is so thin, and it is quite tight, and it is not enough to hold it. Looking at it closely, the landlady's appearance is not vulgar, and she can even be called fresh and smart. Human, the tear mole at the corner of the right eye seems to be alive, it moves with the eyes, revealing a little bit of charm, it is indeed the best.

"Your tear mole is so beautiful. Humanity flows through your life and flutters for half your life. I don't know if it's true or not."

"I heard from the guest officer that you want to know if I'm flowing or not?"

The captain, who was drinking, suddenly coughed. He had been silently watching the movement of the table, and suddenly felt a little sad. He couldn't bear the excitement.

Unexpectedly, Mr. Wu seemed to accept it well and accepted everything. He is obviously a person who has experienced the wind and moon field, and he smiled and flirted back: "If you follow me, I will not teach you to be homeless."

Yao Chen: Bah!Who wants to mess with Jin Yiwei!

Yao Chen put his hands on his chest, as if trying to get up from his arms, the other party took his hand, pressed it on his chest, and touched the back of his hand.

Jin Yiwei doesn't have much money, Baihu is very poor, and doesn't have much money to go to the brothel, and this one in front of him is definitely a veteran in love, so Qianhu probably didn't run away.

"Young master, you talk so empty, you just want to deceive the servants!"

Yao Chen took a step back, and faces flashed through his mind.He has seen all of the Jinyiwei Qianhu in the capital, why can't he match the number?Could it be that they were transferred from other places?Mandarin is very pure, Tianjin or Nanjing?Or maybe it's a new promotion...

"My son always keeps his word."

Yao Chen: Bah!The names are all fake, so fuck you!

The words that came out were: "This sweet talker, the heart of the slave family is all on the young master."

The lieutenant over there coughed heavily, as if he was dissatisfied with the proprietress' neglect, and actually hooked up with the newcomer in front of him, the proprietress put away her smile slightly, and she still had business to do, so she stopped playing with the little wolf dog.

"This business is becoming more and more difficult to do. Young master, rest well, and the slave family will entertain guests first!"

Under the ambiguous eyes of everyone, the proprietress and the captain walked towards the room on the second floor.

Then there was the sound of the door slamming shut, and the woman's giggling coquettishly. "My friend, what's the hurry?"

The soldiers on the first floor drank the remnants of wine, envious of their boss's beauty, and thought about meeting each other in vain.

"How long do you think this trouble will last?" Some soldiers were looking for trouble.

"Three quarters of an hour, bet twenty cents."

"You have money to gamble, why didn't you pay back the money you owed me last month?"

"You're so stingy, I'll pay you back after paying the salary."

Another person said: "The proprietress is a goblin who sucks people's blood. Our captain can't last that long. Last time, the highest record held by the martial arts warrior was only half an hour."

"I bet two quarters."

"I follow..."

Inside the room was a different scene.

After closing the door, Yao Chen wiped away his smiling face, sat down on the bed, and looked at the captain bitterly.

"What's the matter when you come back here." Declarative sentence.

The captain sat down at the table by himself, took out a roll of secret letters from his arms, and handed it over.

"A letter from the Lord."

Yao Chen didn't pick it up, but lowered his head to play with his nails.How about dyeing it, eosin or rouge?

The captain felt that he was coaxing the child: "Maybe it's a good thing?"

"He will think of me if it's a good thing?" Yao Chen felt that recognizing this cheap adoptive father was the most unwise thing he did in his life. "A night owl enters the house and comes for everything. You just report mourning birds. Every time you come, I will To build up my mind, Maggee asked me to greet him with a smile that made my face twitch."

The captain said in his heart that you think I want to come?Every time I go back from you, I will be beaten to death by the tigress at home.

While kneeling on the washboard, he explained to his wife that it was an official business, but how could he believe it? !

Just thinking about this, Yao Chen kicked the round stool next to him, and the stool fell to the ground with a bang, rolling several times.Then the proprietress called / Chun's voice: "Ah... ha... push hard..."

The captain's face became hot for a while, but fortunately his skin was darker, so it couldn't be seen.

His innocence...

Yao Chen finally accepted the letter, stretching out his head and retracting his head was also a knife, and he died early and passed away early.

After reading the cipher text that only he and Lao Bushi could understand, Yao Chen frowned.

Someone wants to buy the city defense map of Yinchuan.

Yao Chen felt that it was not good. What was not good had to do with military affairs. Once it was involved in military defense, it would most likely lead to large-scale fighting and chaos, or even a war between countries, with tens of thousands of casualties.

There is very little information available, and the buyer and his motives are unknown. All I know is that the seller is the Jianghu Luoshu League, and the asking price is [-] silver. This Luoshu League is an emerging force in the Jianghu in the past two years. Engage in feudal superstition activities to deceive ignorant and ignorant village women.

In order to avoid suspicion, the captain sat with his back facing him, acting as blind and deaf at the right time.He is very clear that the more people in this industry know, the faster they will die.

After a while, the proprietress' voice sounded from behind again, and she shook the bed a few times.

The school captain knew that Yao Chen had finished watching, so he yelled "Baby heart" a few times in cooperation, and then received Yao Chen's contemptuous eyes.

"You and your daughter-in-law also call it that when you do things? It's really perfunctory."

"..."

The captain refused Yao Chen's kind guidance, put his hands on the ground as usual, did push-ups to make himself sweat, and was about to go out.

Yao Chen stopped him suddenly, made him take off his leather armor, rolled it on the ground, picked it up and patted it clean, threw the clothes everywhere as if he was doing business, and messed up his hair slightly, and he looked like It's like taking care of it after some exercise.

If the captain hadn't been very unhappy, Yao Chen would have taken off his pants as well.

Yao Chen looked at him disappointedly, he was so disrespectful.

"Forget it, just treat it as if you took half of your pants off."

"..." Do you want to be so serious?

Yao Chen: There are Jinyiwei downstairs, so you can't be seen through, for the pride of Dongchang.