indianbanksassociation 154-Speaking Without Showing Off, I Once Had This Dream! (Please Customize, Please Ask For Flowers)
154-Speaking Without Showing Off, I Once Had This Dream! (Please Customize, Please Ask For Flowers)
"It's not a big deal, the main thing is that there is a problem that I can't figure out.
Wan Aike scratched his head, with a look of embarrassment on his face.
"What's the question?" Su Chen became a little interested when he heard this.
"Well, I'm my first love, I just want to ask, why do you feel suffocated even listening to music after losing your love?"
Maruac was silent for a moment.
Then sighed.
His expression looked a little gloomy.
Even at the beginning, there were some energetic faces.
It has also become a lot darker at this moment.
"Sigh~ I'm also a fallen person in the world. When I was broken in love, I couldn't wake up during the day and couldn't sleep at night. I ate one meal a day and my spirit collapsed."
"I didn't know what kind of experience the sky is falling before. I didn't feel it until the day I broke up with my girlfriend who has been in love for seven years!"
"Isn't it just a breakup? What's the big deal? Would you tell me that I've been dumped more than a dozen times? Woooooo..."
"To be useless is deep affection, to be dismissive is lovesickness. You will know the wine is strong when you are drunk, you will know how heavy you are when you are in love, you will know that your words are poor when you are chasing, and you will know heartache when you are hurt. You can't be my poem, just as I can't. Live your dreams!"
"The biggest regret in life is meeting someone special but never being able to be together. Sooner or later, you have to give up. In the end, you realize that the most painful thing is not not getting it, but I can't bear it!"
"One of the happiest things in the world is that when you hug the person you love, she hugs you even tighter! Unfortunately, I lost her..."
If the Lianmai of Wolong in front makes the audience sympathize.
Then at this moment.
Maruike's words resonated with them.
Who doesn't have a youthful time.
And at that time, how many people can get what they want? How many people can go on with her (him)?
The unforgettable pain that seems to be abandoned by the whole world.
Perhaps until now, it is still the most difficult scar in everyone's heart to repair.
It is also the most direct reason why they dream back every midnight, toss and turn, and have trouble falling asleep.
Seeing him speak a few words to mobilize the emotions of the audience.
Su Chen secretly gave him a thumbs up.
There was a calm exclamation on his face.
"As the saying goes, drink no more than six percent drunk, eat no more than seven percent full, and love no more than eight percent."
"But most people are drunk, full, and crying in love!"
"As for why you feel suffocated even listening to music.
"All I can say is, the next time you listen to a song, please don't wrap your earphones around your neck.
"Otherwise, I'm afraid that you will not only feel suffocated, but also be burned and carried away.
Speaking of back.
Su Chen's complexion and tone became serious.
However.
This was heard in the ears of Maru Aike and the audience.
But they were stunned for a while, and then dumbfounded.
puff!!!
God, don't wrap your earphones around your neck when listening to music!!
WDNMD!!
The relationship between labor and management has been brewing for so long.
Tears are almost coming out.
In the end you told me, that's it? That's it??!
for a while.
Whether it is Maru Aike or the audience.
Stimulated by the god's reply, they messed up in the wind.
On the forehead, it is covered with black lines!
"Okay, take it away, the next one!"
When I saw him, I was speechless.
Su Chen waved his hand.
Cut off the mic.
then.
Among the countless applications for Lianmai, one was randomly selected.
moment.
Everyone just felt a blur in front of their eyes.
Immediately afterwards, a pair of white and smooth little feet appeared on the screen.
Under the feet, there was a chubby white cat being trampled on with a humiliating expression.
Shaking with the camera.
The real master appeared on the screen.
I saw her with a small face like a porcelain doll, looking extremely immature.
But what is mouth-watering is that she has the figure of sister Yu.
The combination of gods and gods that are diametrically opposed to each other.
Not only did it not eclipse her, but it also added a bit of charm.
Just for a moment.
The audience is not calm.
As the saying goes, loli has three good things, and Jia Qing is soft/easy to push/fall down.
In addition, this figure is still like that of a royal sister!
Most men can't resist such an existence!!
One after another, they showed the hand speed of being single for many years, frantically brushing up the barrage.
"Miss, Miss, please WeChat/message! I can!!"
"Ahh! Lolita's face, Yujie's figure, mama, I'm in love!"
"Are you in love? I'm too embarrassed to point you out, you're just greedy, bah, scumbag!!"
"I go to the toilet to smoke a cigarette. After three minutes, if I don't have all the information about this young lady, I, Peggy Pig, will kill everyone here!"
"Upstairs, don't hide it, you understand everything!"
Seeing that the other party has not yet spoken.
The audience is like a boudoir who has been hungry for many years.
The corner of Su Chen's mouth twitched violently twice, his face was speechless.
Where is the morality?
Where is the morality?
Where is the WeChat/letter?!
Seriously despised the crowd.
Su Chen straightened his face and greeted him solemnly.
"Hello, miss, may I have your name?"
"Just call me Lizhi. I'm finally chosen. I'm so happy."
Zhao Lizhi blinked playfully, and replied with a smile.
"How happy?" Su Chen raised his eyebrows, and the corners of his mouth curled up playfully.
"Uh... Anyway, I'm very happy."
Hearing this suddenly, Zhao Lizhi was stunned for a moment.
"You're too happy."
Su Chen gave a smirk.
Then he changed the subject and asked.
"This time Lianmai is here, is there any sand sculpture thing you want to share with you?"
"No, I just saw your video online and thought you were very funny, so I wanted to ask you for a photo.
Zhao Lizhi shook her head and truthfully stated her purpose.
"Photo? What do you want this for?"
Su Chen was slightly taken aback.
Didn't understand her at all.
Although he is not a big star or something.
But anyway, it has been broadcast live for a few days.
If you want a photo, just take a screenshot from the previous video.
Why go to such lengths to find yourself?
"Because... I want to take care of you!"
Zhao Lizhi was silent for two seconds.
Said with a smile on his face.
During the conversation.
Don't forget to compare your hands with your heart.
Su Chen was slightly taken aback.
His face was full of confusion in capital letters.
As for the audience in the live broadcast room.
But after these words, it boiled instantly.
"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! This is a joke! I haven't even had time to pursue her, and she already has a wife?!"
"Ahh! Damn it! Thief! Reject her! Let me do it!!"
"Why did you show me this? What did I do wrong?! Woooooooo..."
"I'm sitting at home, and dog food comes from the sky, so just stuff it into my mouth, right? Climb for me!!"
"Nimma, do single dogs have no human rights like this? Labor and management come to have fun, and they are all going to be cold dog food! Can you still have a good time playing?!!"
Ignore the barrage on the screen.
Su Chen sneered and hummed.
"Take care of me? I treat you like a sand sculpture netizen, but you want to be my mother?!"
"You are already beautiful, don't think about it anymore!!"
(①0)???
Zhao Lizhi was dumbfounded.
Slowly issued a question mark.
What kind of fairy brain circuit is this special code?
do i mean that?!!
The audience was stunned.
Mouth opened wide, eyes staring wildly.
His face was full of disbelief.
Surprised, he even forgot to scroll through the barrage.
So much so that the barrage that was originally densely covered the live broadcast room.
Suddenly a large section was blank.
It took more than half a minute before he recovered.
With a wry smile, he gave him a supercilious look.
Zhao Lizhi, who was almost attacked by Lei, snorted and said coquettishly.
"No, you are wrong."
"When he said he wanted to take care of you, he didn't have a boyfriend yet, so... would you like to be his boyfriend?"
Although just now everyone has guessed.
But really listen to her say it.
Still couldn't help being slightly surprised.
Immediately afterwards.
A strong sour smell permeated the entire live broadcast room.
Even the barrage that the audience swipe is like a few lemons!
"I don't want to!" Su Chen blurted out without thinking.
"Ah...why?"
Zhao Lizhi looked at him in astonishment.
His eyes were filled with deep incomprehension and confusion.
"No reason!"
"Confession is such an important matter, and you actually said it in Lianmai, without any sincerity!"
Su Chen tilted his neck and curled his lips.
He snorted with some dissatisfaction on his face.
"That's it."
Zhao Lizhi looked stunned.
Nodding thoughtfully, he said with great interest.
"Then go to Q/Q or WeChat!"
puff!!!
are you serious??
Su Chen spat wildly.
He looked at her suspiciously.
I just feel a strong breath of sand sculpture blowing towards my face!!
This brain circuit.
Not only that, it's just that!
Not only him.
Even the audience.
When I heard this sentence, I fell down collectively.
On the screen, there are countless question marks neatly arranged.
"Damn it! Could it be that zei is the legendary steel... straight daughter of steel? I knelt down on the spot!!"
"God on Q/Q or WeChat!! I'm so stupid! How did you come up with such a fresh and strange idea?"
"One thing to say, just based on the brain circuit, I think Miss Sister and Su Shen are quite a match, they are both so beautiful!!"
"I've thought of countless answers, but this is the only one I never thought of! Strong! Really strong! It's too strong!!"
"Miss sister, if God Su is unwilling, what do you think of me? I am 1.5 meters tall, and I can make pancakes and drink medicine!!"
"How high is this special-size pillow to have such a dream? Why don't I have such a young lady to confess to me! Woooooo..."
There was a moment of silence.
Su Chen looked at the anticipation flickering in her eyes.
His hands clattered on the keyboard.
After a few breaths.
Smiled at Zhao Lizhi.
"The contact information has been sent to you by private message, and we will talk again after the broadcast
talking.
Don't forget to wink.
The audience was crying out loud!
That look of envy and jealousy.
If conditions permit.
They even wanted to kick Su Chen away and take his place!!
This peach blossom luck, it's a little bit better!!
You said that when you go shopping and meet a good-looking young lady, that’s all.
Now open a live broadcast, and there are young ladies who take the initiative to send it to your door.
Do you want to be so worried?
Are you satisfied with making us cry?!
Ignored the barrage of the audience.
Zhao Lizhi chuckled.
Nodding his head, he turned off Lianmai contentedly.
See here.
There is no need for Su Chen to speak again.
Lianmai's application bounced frantically.
That exaggerated amount.
It was even more terrifying than the previous few times!
"Okay, it's just you, I have bad feet, who speaks English!"
"Not to mention, the ID alone is very interesting to read."
A cursory glance.
Su Chen selected one of the applications and clicked Pass.
Not long.
An inverted triangular eye and a mustache with a slightly wretched smile appeared on the main video screen.
This person looks young, probably in his thirties.
Wearing fancy clothes.
At first glance, it feels a bit unreliable.
"Hi, God Su, my surname is Hu, you can call me Mustache."
Lian Mai just got connected.
Mustache smiled and introduced himself familiarly.
"It's okay to have a mustache, you're older than me, so I'll call you Old Hu.
Su Chen shook his head and rejected his proposal.
Then he looked at him with a smile and said.
"I don't know, old Hu, what do you want to chat with everyone this time when you connect with the mic?"
"It's nothing, I just want to talk about the topic of online dating."
Mustache touched the back of his head and smiled foolishly.
It's just that there was a hint of cunning in the inverted triangle eyes.
It seems to be hiding something.
The audience's eyes lit up, and they started to post barrages one after another.
They are very interested in this topic.
Not only them.
Even Su Chen was shocked, with a smile on the corner of his mouth.
"Oh? Online dating rushes now?"
"Is it the one with a knife?"
Mustache is speechless.
The smile on his face suddenly became a little dull.
This moment.
He finally understood how the sky was chatted to death!
This is totally unacceptable!!
What are you doing with a knife now?
Cut each other?
then I go?
Compared to his dumbfounded smile.
Audiences who have long been accustomed to Su Chen's unexpected brain circuits.
After hearing this.
All of them laughed suddenly and turned forward and backward.
The successive rewards and dense barrage filled the entire screen in an instant.
"Pfft ha ha ha, what the hell is Ben Xian carrying a knife! Why, if you are not satisfied, Ben Xian will become an appointment?!"
"As we all know, online dating is more exciting than opening a blind box. If you haven't met the real person, who knows what kind of monster the other party is!!"
"Speaking of this, I'm reminded of that unlucky guy who has been in an online relationship with a picky guy for several years, and who often gives out red envelopes!!"
"Upstairs, are you talking about the guy who called his husband later on and wanted to break up with him because his wife was about to give birth?!"
"It's not scary to fall in love online, and it's not scary to find out that the other party is an ugly girl after dating online. I'm afraid that after falling in love, she will be bigger than you!!"
"That's not the point, okay, the point is, not only is it bigger than you, the key point is that they want you to go fencing in a hotel!!"
Look at the barrage in the live broadcast room.
Mustache's originally frozen smile became more and more stiff at this moment.
Apart from embarrassment on the face, it is embarrassment!
But he was relieved.
Su Chen spoke in a timely manner and helped him out.
"I hear what you mean, have you ever experienced online dating?"
"How about it, would you like to talk about your experience of running now, it can be regarded as a reference for the sand sculpture netizens present here."
Although he knew that the other party deliberately wanted him to talk about this aspect.
But Su Chen still continued to chat along his topic without paying attention.
He would like to see it.
What kind of medicine is sold in the other party's gourd!
"Then I will be disrespectful."
Mustache rubbed his hands together and smiled.
He pondered for a moment.
Emotions brewed.
organized the language.
Clearing his throat, he spoke.
"My acquaintance with her comes from the game King of Kings.
"Because we have been matched together for ten ranks in a row, it feels like a fate, so after the game ended, we added friends to each other."
"After chatting for a few weeks, we felt good about both parties, so we made an appointment."
"She was a little hesitant at first, but later agreed."
"She talked about her character, and we exchanged pictures."
"She said she was average-looking, and I thought it would be the scene of a large-scale rollover.
Speaking of which.
Mustache paused.
It seems that they are waiting for everyone to digest the information.
After a few seconds, he continued.
"Unexpectedly, when I saw her, she was much prettier than in the photos, she was 1.68 meters tall and quite thin.
"The small face is also very delicate. It can be said that the kind of facial features that can't be picky is simply my ideal type."
"We recognized each other and she was a little embarrassed and I was a little blushing and my heart was racing.
"Later, I asked her to watch a movie, go shopping, and then have a meal."
"On the way to send her home, I held her hand, and her face turned red all of a sudden, she looked very cute."
"When we got to her house, she said that I was very considerate, liked me very much, and let me be with her.
"After nearly thirty years of life, this is the first time I have been confessed by a girl, and she is also a girl I like very much.
talking.
Mustache's face and tone became agitated.
The audience also seemed to be infected by this emotion.
For a while, the barrage surged.
"To say it without showing off, I have had this dream before!! And I even made it to the finale!!"
"Brothers, there may be something wrong with me. Obviously this story sounds good and there are no twists and turns, but why do I always feel a little bit off?"
"Upstairs, you are not alone, but I guess the reason for this situation is because we have experienced too many transitions of God Su, so we feel that this story is a bit unreal!!"
"At first, I didn't want to run, I was afraid of overturning the car, but now that I've heard this story, I'm looking forward to it, brothers, wish me luck!!"
"Damn it, if you say that, I'm close to getting out of the order, and I'm just short of downloading a king?"
"Ming people don't talk dark words, are there any girls in the live broadcast room who want to date online? Not only am I a good thief at the king, but I am also a warm batch!!"
Watch the audience's reaction.
There was a faint smile on the corner of Su Chen's mouth.
He glanced at the mustache meaningfully, and said softly.
"If you hadn't copied this story from the Internet, wouldn't you have been moved to tears on the spot?!"
"I see, you guessed it?!" Mustache subconsciously swears, his face pales with shock.
He intentionally kept the last sentence a godsend, but didn't say it.
The purpose is to wait for the audience and Su Chen's emotions to reach their peak, and then do this again!
Enjoy a wave of happiness that makes the scalps of others, especially Su Chen, tingle!
Turns out, this hasn't even started yet.
It has been seen through!
Do you want to hang like this?!!
(⊙_⊙)???
It was almost the moment before the voice fell.
Tens of millions of question marks surged in the live broadcast room.
The audience who were chatting with gusto and even wanted to show up.
I just felt an arrow in my chest.
A mouthful of old blood, almost spat out on the spot!
What the hell is Walter doing?!!
For a long time, your special-code was copied from the Internet??!
Come, come, stick your head over, I'll give you a buff!!
"Damn it! I took off my special size pants, and you just told me this?! Come here, I'll show you a big baby!!"
"WDNMD!! You made a special copy, what are you talking about? It made labor and management excited for a long time! Don't stop me, I have a 40-meter machete!!"
"Stop arguing, Moustache is walking very peacefully, hahaha, I lied to you! It's a terrible death, the car was knocked over, and the ashes were thrown away!!"
"Thank you very much! You really listen to what you say, as if you listen to what you say! Liang Zhichao and his grandma are not as good as you!!"
"So, you talked about loneliness for a long time? I'm afraid you have some serious illness?"
"It's so cheating! Please allow me to fight him one-on-one!!"
relative to the audience's reaction.
At this moment, Su Chen didn't have the slightest emotion on his face.
There's even a little bit of a laugh!
He coughed lightly, and looked at the Muggle expression on Mustache's face.
Shrugging his shoulders, he said calmly.
"Hmm... One thing to say, you turned too fast, giving people a stiff feeling."
"The most important thing is, have you forgotten that I also work part-time as a fortune teller?"
"Judging from your appearance, you are the life of an orphan."
"So, if you guess casually, you will guess."
hear this.
Mustache suddenly froze.
The whole person is a little silly.
Himself, turned out to be the life of Gu Sheng??
No way?
This is not true, is it?
Are you sure you're not joking?
As soon as I thought of this, I immediately panicked.
He quickly looked at Su Chen.
When I saw the smile on the corner of his mouth, my heart tightened immediately.
His complexion also instantly collapsed.
Immediately, he couldn't care less about losing face.
Licking an old face, he said flatteringly.
"God Su, I'm your loyal fan."
"The reason why I did this just now is to imitate your horse flea operation."
"No disrespect meant at all!"
"Look...can you give me some pointers and help me resolve Zhu Gusheng's life.
"I don't want to be a bachelor for the rest of my life!!"
Speaking of back.
Mustache's tone became choked up.
That pitiful appearance, where there is no high-spirited just now.
"Well... it's not impossible.
Su Chen's expression was a little hesitant.
Between the lines, there seems to be a slight tangle.
"any solution?"
Mustache's eyes lit up, and he looked at him eagerly.
Eyes full of hope.
Although the fortune-telling industry is inherently true and false, it is difficult to distinguish.
Especially Su Chen's fortune-telling is completely different from those coquettish sluts outside.
But there is an old saying that is good, it is better to believe what you have than to believe what you have not.
What if he really hit it off?
not to mention.
I have been single until now, let alone a good friend, not even one night!
To say that there is nothing in it, he himself does not quite believe in B!.