The Young Me, Three Words Shocked The Whole Network

138-It's Just That I'm Not Used To Squatting Down To Pee! (Please Customize, Please Ask Fo

Huh?!

So self-aware?

Su Chen was startled.

He didn't expect that.

Xu Yuebing, who has always been not too clever, actually has such insights!

Belongs to something unexpected!

Not only him.

Even Bingbing's mother and daughter, as well as the audience, looked sideways at her.

Especially the vast number of single ISPs in the live broadcast room.

All of them wailed and brushed up the barrage.

"Fuck! It's me!! I seriously doubt if this guy installed a camera in my house?! Otherwise, how could he know so clearly!!"

"Nimma, it hurts my heart! Is it so unpopular because you don't look good? Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

"My mentality has collapsed! Are you satisfied with making me cry?! I feel offended!!"

"This is really a sad story! He lit a cigarette and said that in the past, sadness flowed like a river, and the sun set in the west. That was my lost youth!!"

"Listen, are you talking in human language?! Can't you pretend to be a fool and pretend you don't know? Aren't you making us solo singles look stupid?!"

"I may not be a human, but you are a real dog! Is it not good to act like you don't know anything? What good will it do you if you poke it?"

Speaking of which.

Think of your current situation.

Xu Yuebing sighed lightly.

His face looked a little disappointed.

"This question mainly depends on how you look at it."

"Although there are also reasons for the development of the times."

"But the most important thing is that as a primate, human beings have a program of pursuing beauty engraved in their bones.

"Even our ancestors couldn't avoid this problem."

"If you don't believe me, you can think about it carefully, what is more beautiful than Pan An, who is ashamed as a flower in a closed moon, who is as good as a fish and a wild goose, and who is more beautiful than a country.

"Ugly, even the historical records rarely record it."

"Therefore, girls would rather be tall, rich and handsome as spare tires than accept the behavior of being short and poor.

"Essentially speaking, it also guarantees the progress of human genes!"

Su Chen pondered for a moment, then said slowly.

Although saying this is likely to arouse the resentment of many people.

But the reality is cruel and not easy to accept!!

If you can be tall, rich and handsome, you can be a man without lack of love, and you can be a man without lack of people, who would want to be short and poor?

In other words.

Who dares to pat himself on the chest and say that he doesn't like beautiful, good-looking ones?

silence!

Endless silence!

this moment.

Whether it's Xu Yuebing, Bingbing's mother and daughter, or the audience in the live broadcast room.

They all fell silent during this speech.

Deliberately want to refute two sentences.

But I opened my mouth, but I couldn't say anything against my will!

He felt that the atmosphere was dull by himself.

Think of Bingbing's wink just now.

Su Chen gave a dry cough, straightened his face, and looked at Xu Yuebing.

"Actually, there is still something we haven't confessed to you.

"frank?"

"Confession of what?"

Xu Yuebing was taken aback for a moment, and asked subconsciously.

"It's nothing, it's just that Sister Bingbing had a major operation before."

There was a harmless smile on Su Chen's face.

"Um...and then?" Xu Yuebing was puzzled.

"In other words, she...she may not be pregnant in the future."

"What? Is it so serious?"

Xu Yuebing exclaimed.

His face became cloudy and uncertain.

Seeking proof seemed to turn his gaze to Bingbing.

The latter immediately lowered his head in a pitiful manner.

Although she still didn't know what kind of idea Su Chen was thinking.

But since things have come here in a hurry, she will naturally not expose it.

On the contrary, it was Zhen Wenrou, whose complexion changed drastically.

He looked at his daughter with concern on his face.

It's just that because the occasion is not suitable, I didn't ask about the specific situation in detail.

"Well... there are no other sequelae after the operation, right?"

Xu Yuebing hesitated and asked.

In his heart, he began to retreat.

Originally at the moment when I saw Bingbing (bhfd).

He made up his mind.

No matter what, you must pursue the other party with a shameless face.

But if you can't get pregnant, and there are any major sequelae.

Then he had to think clearly.

"You can rest assured that there will be no sequelae!"

"ste...."

Su Chen patted his small chest with a confident expression on his face.

It's just that when the words came to the end, they became hesitant to speak and stopped.

"What is it?" Xu Yuebing asked.

"It's just... I'm not used to squatting to pee now..."

Su Chen stuck his head out and explained in a low voice.

(①0)!!!

WTF??

Not used to squatting to pee?!!

Bingbing is stupid!

Zhen Wenrou was dumbfounded!

The audience is numb!

Xu Yuebing was stunned.

The whole person was stunned by this news!!

My brain is buzzing!

So to speak.

Wasn't she... a man before?!!

Think here.

Xu Yuebing couldn't help shivering.

His eyes were full of horror.

A round face turned green in an instant!!

Without further ado.

Stand up abruptly.

I didn't even feel pain when my knee hit the table.

Run away as if running away!

Yes.

Ran!

He is scared!

If it's just that he can't get pregnant, he can't accept it.

But the key question is.

No matter how good-looking he is, he was a man before the special size! He might even be bigger than himself when he took it out.

Who can stand this?!!

"Pfft hahahaha! I didn't expect him to run so nimbly with a body of about two hundred kilograms. It's been a long time!!"

"My God, I'm not used to squatting down to pee!! Ruthless! Really ruthless! I used to call you the strongest!!"

"If I hadn't been a fan of the goddess for a long time, I would have almost believed it!! Poor our moon cake brother, I'm afraid I'm going to be scared out of my mind by this wave!"

"Horse flea! What a damn horse flea! I knelt down on the spot! For this, I just want to say one thing: I am so (sick) (heart) beautiful (sick) (crazy)!!"

"Brother, do you still need a wife? As long as you open the golden mouth, I will immediately send my roommate to the human/demon country!!"

"Bing Bing: I'm so stupid! A blind date, I've become a big boss in women's clothing?!"

Looking at the back of Xu Yuebing who fled in despair.

The audience who came back to their senses were laughing like crazy!

One after another of rewards and overwhelming barrage.

Almost instantly.

It fills the entire screen. .