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Chapter 949: Longevity! Spongebob Is Eating People! (3/8)

Chen Wenjie looked at his doll costume and asked curiously:

"Actually, I just wanted to ask, are you in the shape of SpongeBob SquarePants?"

The man in SpongeBob replied:

"Yes, isn't that obvious?"

Chen Wenjie looked at the doll's short legs and asked with a smile:

"Can you run in this suit?"

The shape of SpongeBob SquarePants is a big yellow square, and then the arms and legs are leaked, but in order to be close to the animation prototype, the arms and legs are a bit short.

Moreover, the person wearing it should be quite tall, so SpongeBob SquarePants looks a bit deformed when he wears it on his body.

SpongeBob moves its legs and feet:

"Of course, when I was in school I was the champion long-distance runner in my school.

"What are you going to do, is it related to running? Is it difficult?"

Chen Wenjie smiled and pointed not far away:

"See that guy with the camera?"

SpongeBob SquarePants took advantage of the situation and saw a street performer painting over there, surrounded by a lot of onlookers, some of whom were recording the painting scene with their mobile phones.

There was indeed an Asian man among them, holding a small hand-held camera with a long handle underneath, and the man was holding the handle to shoot.

It's just that the direction he is facing is not a street performer, but an Asian girl.

SpongeBob asks:

"Is that the Asian guy in the red dress, the peaked cap, and the blue camera?"

Chen Wenjie nodded:

"That's right, it's him!"

"You go over later and take his camera away!"

what?

After hearing this, SpongeBob SquarePants waved his hands immediately:

"No, no, this is France. Robbery is illegal!"

hehe.

Chen Wenjie couldn't help but laugh:

"Look at what you're saying, where is it not illegal to rob?"

SpongeBob replied:

"The robbery in the beautiful country is legal.". "

Chen Wenjie smiled in disbelief:

"Don't be embarrassed, although zero yuan purchases are very common in Beautiful Country, it's not legal, is it?"

SpongeBob explained:

"You may not know."

"Now some states in the beautiful country have prepared legislation, considering that robbery and stealing are also a profession and a kind of work."

"Since it's a job, you need to pay taxes."

"Once taxes are paid, bandits and thieves become tax-paying citizens.

"Robbery and theft are, of course, legal and compliant jobs!"

Forehead.

Chen Wenjie's expression was very surprised:

"Can you be so nonsense?"

"Sure enough, the world is transformed by business!"

SpongeBob says:

"Although the beautiful country has a law, there is no law in France. Robbery is against the law!"

"If you ask me to snatch that guy's camera, it's a crime!"

Chen Wenjie said with a smile:

"Don't worry, I just want you to play a game with him.

"After grabbing the camera, you pick it up and run until you reach the Eiffel Tower, then you can return the camera to him."

"In this way, it shouldn't be considered robbery, right?"

SpongeBob asked in surprise:

"Of course not, it's just a prank."

"However, the distance from here to the Eiffel Tower is only more than 100 meters, and it can be completed in less than half a minute.

"Can you give me 100 Euros for doing such a simple thing?"

Chen Wenjie put the 100 Euro note into the mouth of the SpongeBob SquarePants doll:

"Since you doubt it, I'll give you the money first!"

"After running to the Eiffel Tower, you can continue your current job! How?"

what!

A little foreign loli next to her yelled in horror:

"Life! SpongeBob is eating people!"

Ok?

Both Chen Wenjie and the people in doll costumes were stunned.

A?

Looking at the situation before him, Chen Wenjie put an arm into the mouth of SpongeBob SquarePants doll costume in order to give money. From the side, it looks like SpongeBob SquarePants gnawed on his arm.

Chen Wenjie is also addicted to drama, suddenly made an extremely painful expression, and shouted at the little loli in French:

"Run! Run! Don't turn around!"

Little Lolita was already frightened, and she really ran away without looking back after hearing this

whee.

Seeing the little girl running away, Chen Wenjie smiled triumphantly.

Not far away, those who watched the painting also looked over, rolling their eyes one by one.

Even Yang Mi cast a contemptuous look.

How big a person is to scare a child.

Chen Wenjie had a disguise technique on his face, and Yang didn't recognize who he was.

Soon the eyes of those people were once again attracted by the street performers' paintings.

call.

Chen Wenjie heaved a sigh of relief, luckily he didn't get too much attention.

It would be a very sad thing if people found out that they did something bad.

cough.

Chen Wenjie asked from the person in the doll costume:

"...you should be able to do it?"

SpongeBob has taken the money:

"Don't worry, I will definitely complete the task beautifully."

After speaking, he strode towards the street performers.

Chen Wenjie found a billboard to block his view, and then called Yang Mi.

After Yang Mi heard Zhendong in the backpack, she took out her earphones and put them on again:

"Reba, I'm still busy, why are you calling again?"

The following photographer held up the camera, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart, as expected of Boss Yang, he had to deal with company affairs even in his leisure time.

A famous person like Reba should be polite to her.

No, even a character like Brother Jie has to crawl under her feet.

(Getting money) This is a queen-level character!

Chen Wenjie stood behind the billboard, looking at Yang Mi:

"I'm near you."

what?

Yang Mi was slightly surprised, and quickly turned her head to look for Chen Wenjie's figure, then realized the photographer beside her, and looked at the painter again:

"Have you arrived yet?"

"If you don't say it earlier, I think you haven't set off yet. Naughty!"

Forehead.

Naughty?

Who?

I?

Chen Wenjie couldn't help laughing:

"There may be a little chaos around you later, but no matter what happens, you have to stay where you are."

"Because that was the time I arranged to divert the tiger away from the mountain in order to lure the following photographer away.

"As soon as the photographer leaves, I'll be by your side right away."

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