Chapter 316 Why did my brothers suddenly have nosebleeds?
Chapter 316 Why did my brothers suddenly have nosebleeds?
"System...aren't there just too many people? I feel like I'm being targeted by hundreds of hungry wolves!"
Jiang Bai looked at the group of boys and girls who were craning their necks and drooling almost to the ground, his palms were sweaty.
At that moment, the air at the Shanghai Theatre Academy seemed to be ignited.
Jiang Bai lowered her head, her legs, perfectly outlined by black stockings, were faintly visible as her bodycon skirt swayed.
He could clearly feel that at this moment, at least several hundred gazes were fixed on him like high-powered searchlights.
The feeling of being "physically cut off" by his gaze made his whole body go numb, and his heart was beating so fast it felt like it was fighting in his chest.
"Chief... I regret it, I really regret it."
He let out a heart-wrenching wail from the depths of his consciousness:
"This isn't a school sports meet, this is my public execution!"
"What's with those looks from these guys? Are they looking at a pretty girl? They're looking at Tang Sanzang's flesh!"
[Ding! Host, please manage your facial expressions. Due to your current excessive 'embarrassment level,' your fox ears are currently folding wildly four times per second. This 'dynamic cuteness' is causing a continuous 'soul attack' on those around you.]
Jiang Bai was so shocked that he quickly held his breath, trying to control that damned fake ear.
The more nervous he became, the more misty his watery eyes became. Combined with his cheeks flushed with shame, and against that holy and aloof "divine face," it created a sense of heartbreak that made one want to shield him from bullets on the spot!
Feeling the increasingly heavy breathing around him, Jiang Bai became uneasy.
"Phew... Stay calm, Jiang Bai! Pretend you're a movie queen, you're acting!"
He desperately tried to hypnotize himself:
"These dark-skinned PE students around us aren't thugs, they're extras!"
"Those people taking pictures of you with their phones aren't paparazzi, they're cameramen!"
"You're a superstar, you're walking the red carpet!"
This "Best Actor" level mental preparation finally allowed his limp legs to regain their footing!
Jiang Bai took a deep breath, slightly raised his head, and looked ahead.
There, rows of blue awnings formed a maze.
Although he knew that the booth of Class 6 of the Acting Department was not far away, in order to play the role of "first time at school" well, he had to find someone to "ask for directions".
He glanced at his side.
Just then, three athletes with dark, shiny skin stood there dumbfounded.
The mineral water bottles in their hands were crumpled into a ball, and their mouths were agape enough to fit an egg.
Jiang Bai pursed his lips, his fox ears lowering slightly as if timidly, and spoke softly:
"Excuse me... senior?"
Where is the charity sale booth for Class 6 of the 2026 Performing Arts Department?
That single "senior" was as powerful as dropping a missile onto a calm lake!
"hiss--!!!"
The burly men who had been watching from behind suddenly shivered.
The dark-skinned sports student who was asked was originally a fierce athlete on the track and field team, but at this moment he looked like he had been struck by lightning, and his whole body was frozen into a statue.
It took him a full two seconds to realize what was happening, and he flailed his arms wildly in the air.
"Here! Right ahead!! Goddess... no, Junior Sister Bai Zhi!"
The dark-skinned PE student roared at the top of his lungs, his voice cracking slightly from excessive excitement:
"Brothers! What are you waiting for?! Make way for junior Bai Zhi!!"
"Alright!!"
A dozen or so burly men, like imperial guards receiving the highest order, swarmed around him.
Followed by.
Under the stunned gaze of the entire school's teachers and students.
They automatically formed two lines, like an insurmountable wall of flesh, their fierce eyes scanning the fans around them who wanted to get closer.
"Step back! Everyone step back! Don't startle Sister Baizhi!"
"Hey you! The one with the phone, stand three meters away and take the picture! Don't cast your shadow on the goddess's dress!"
Jiang Bai looked down at the pair of black leather shoes on his feet, feeling his face burning even more!
shame!
That's so damn embarrassing!
With this kind of pomp and circumstance, anyone who didn't know better would think a princess from some country was coming to teach!
"System... wasn't this luck buff a bit too strong?"
Jiang Bai felt like crying inside. "I just wanted to go there quietly to sell some goods, and now the whole school knows I've 'arrived'!"
.......
And this moment.
The air in front of the charity sale stalls seemed to have solidified into a gel.
Su Ze, Gu Dapeng, Lin Le, and class monitor Chen Jie, these four "stone statues" are maintaining various comical poses.
Some were holding megaphones, some were carrying bottled water, and some were preparing to wipe their sweat with their sleeves.
When they saw those long, black-stockinged legs and slightly trembling fox ears appear before their eyes, the fuse of "reason" in their brains instantly went out.
This outfit is absolutely perfect!
The cool, aloof senior student's demeanor was softened by a touch of innocent charm in her twin ponytails; the restrained allure of her black stockings paired with the seductive allure of her fox ears...
Add to that Jiang Bai's slightly flushed face due to nervousness, amplified by her 13.5 points of charm, and she possessed a destructive power capable of bringing the entire playground to a standstill!
"call......."
Jiang Bai took a deep breath and looked at his roommates, who were as still as wooden stakes in front of him. His heart, which was about to jump out of his throat, suddenly calmed down.
A whimsical thought began to bubble up deep within him.
Jiang Bai revealed a faint smile, then suddenly walked up to Su Ze in two quick steps in his little leather shoes, tilting his head slightly in full view of everyone.
"Brother Aze, it's been a long time!"
Then, he looked at Gu Dapeng and Lin Le, who were already frozen in place, his voice as soft as a feather brushing the surface of water:
"Brother Dapeng, Brother Xiaole, you both look so handsome today..."
Those few cries of "brother" were like three dopamine atomic bombs dropped on the heads of dormitory 404.
"puff--!!!"
Accompanied by three crisp, gushing sounds!
Bright red liquid suddenly gushed out of the nostrils of Su Ze, Gu Dapeng, and Lin Le without warning!
That's due to the rupture of small blood vessels caused by a sudden surge in adrenaline.
It was even a physiological breakdown caused by "overload of happiness"!
"Holy crap!! An ambulance!! Call an ambulance right now!!"
The students next to me screamed.
Jiang Bai looked at the three "blood-stained figures" in front of him, and he was already laughing so hard in his heart.
But on his face, he wore an expression of shock.
He stretched out his slender fingers and nervously twisted the hem of his skirt. His fox ears folded back slightly with his worried expression, and his tone was full of incomprehension and concern:
"Oh dear! What's wrong with the brothers?"
"Why...why am I bleeding suddenly?"
As Jiang Bai spoke, he looked up at the sky with a hint of lingering fear. The sunlight was soft, and the white clouds drifted like cotton candy.
"Is it because the sun is too strong today?"
"It must be the angelica root that's bad, making the brothers wait here for so long, causing them to suffer from heatstroke and internal heat, right?"
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