indianbanksassociation Chapter 565 This is how new version players understand the version
Chapter 565 This is how new version players understand the version
Chapter 565 This is how players understand the new version (points to wild laughter)
"!!!"
Chen Tao jumped up from his recliner: "How did Diana get the Joker virus???"
Diana ejaculated too quickly; Chen Tao never expected her to be so fast. By the time Chen Tao tried to act, Diana had already finished injecting herself.
Alfred said, "You thought you were going to die, so before dealing with the Anti-Monitor, you opened all the files that weren't originally open to the other members of the Justice League, and then left them a will. Have you forgotten?"
Chen Tao slapped his forehead: "No, I have to stop them."
He stepped out from under the parasol, his mind racing: "The Joker's drugs could very well alter their thought processes. While this might make it easier for them to understand the Laughing Man's ideas, it could also cause them to overlook things they should be paying attention to. Generally speaking, my approach is never to manipulate my own thinking—"
Then he saw death staring at Alfred.
He raised his hands in surrender.
"Okay, okay, Alfred, I'm not saying I'm going to do their work, I'm just saying I'm giving them a little reminder."
"If you can, Mr. Bruce, I think you should trust your companions' wisdom a little more."
Alfred said, "They need experience dealing with people who laugh maniacs."
"We'll face this in the future..." Chen Tao began instinctively, then suddenly looked at Alfred: "You know the Bat Who Laughs?"
"Of course, I must remind you a second time: you have made all the information available to all members of the Justice League, including information about the Dark Knights, the Batman Who Laughs, the Destroyer, and the Red Death."
"..."
Indeed, Chen Tao had written down in detail his plan to fight the Dark Knights in the file. Except for not directly describing the plot of "Dark Night Metal" in order to prevent the file from being stolen and causing future changes, he had almost deconstructed the abilities of the entire Dark Knights.
"Uh...did I put too much pressure on them?" Chen Tao said.
"No, of course not, I think that's the only thing that hasn't happened," Alfred said. "You gave them the hope that they would fight alongside you."
The old butler said, "This is the most precious gift for everyone. And..."
Alfred blinked. "Perhaps our friends in the Alliance aren't as reckless as you think."
Chen Tao was taken aback for a moment, then turned his attention back to the Justice League hall.
"My God."
When Wonder Woman laid out all sorts of syringes, none of the Justice League members knew what to say.
Especially when Clark Kent discovered that Diana had prepared a special kryptonite syringe for him, he said somewhat uncertainly, "Wait, Diana, I'm not sure if we really need this..."
However, Clark soon realized that Diana, who had injected him with the virus, did not start laughing wildly as he had expected.
"No, wait. Do you think I'm that kind of brute? Of course I don't intend to inject myself with the Joker virus permanently; that stuff changes your thinking logic."
Diana said, "The Joker virus is temporary. After Batman obtained the drug, he had Luthor and Lucius research it together. The two of them created a weaker variant. Although they didn't continue the experiment due to energy constraints, they still have a sufficient stockpile of the weakened drug. Hehe."
Wow, Luther and Lucius teamed up! That sounds like a really plausible description.
If you ignore the chilling laughter.
"Is...is it really necessary...?" Green Lantern Hal said, "He's just a drag queen without any superpowers."
"Not anymore," Wonder Woman said.
She nodded to the Martian Hunter, who switched the large screen, and soon a scene appeared on it: a clown waving his stick at a funeral, turning a clearly dead corpse into a zombie that crawled out of the grave. The scene was then quickly replayed twice.
Fortunately, there was a photographer at the funeral.
"Some kind of magic," Wonder Woman said. "Bane has already investigated it and concluded that it has absolutely nothing to do with the Black Death Emperor or the Black Decay."
"That zombie is still alive. Eighteen police cars arrived with 36 officers, and they emptied more than 72 magazines into the walking corpse. The dense hail of bullets nearly turned the body into a honeycomb, but even riddled with bullets, it still managed to squeeze out the bullets with its muscles and continue to hunt down every living person it encountered with an extremely slow pace."
"The police initially thought they'd encountered a zombie from a biohazard or some other work of art, and tried to defeat it with bullets, but they eventually discovered that this thing's endurance was ridiculously high," Wonder Woman said. "I contacted Zatanna, the magic expert. The report will be here soon—"
She was only halfway through her sentence when her cell phone rang.
Diana answered a phone call, then said to the Justice League members, "Perfect timing, Zatanna has a result."
She reached out and tapped the table: "I sent her the coordinates of the Justice League lobby."
"Open the portal and send teleport!"
Then, with Zatana's ironic spell, a woman wearing a top hat and dressed as a magician emerged from behind the blue portal. Beside her, a zombie resembling a honeycomb followed closely behind.
"It's a product of completely altering reality."
The team members concluded that it was Zatana, the tall, beautiful woman in the magic hat.
"In nature, it is very similar to irony, but it is far more dangerous and complex than irony."
The learned female monk explained:
"Bane—I've heard he knows how to use the power of decaying black, and he's a sorcerer. But this guy before us, though he looks like an undead, is actually undergoing a terrifying alteration of logic and the fundamental principles of reality on a multiverse scale. The Joker used a stick to create this non-existent, structurally complete life form before us."
"In other words, this type of zombie didn't exist in the world before the Joker struck that blow... Let's just call this creature a zombie for now."
"But with that blow, a new species was born. Although this species currently consists of only this one individual in our possession."
She said, "I'm trying to concoct a potion to suppress this altered reaction, but you must be careful. Diana specifically asked me to explain the danger you face against your opponent. Until I successfully concoct the potion, do not be too reckless when facing unknown adversaries. If possible..."
Zatanna paused slightly at this point, and the slightly smarter members of the alliance realized that the first long paragraph was her own words, while the rest of the sentence was entirely memorized from Wonder Woman's instructions.
"Alright, we got it. No need to remind us like that." Green Lantern Hal rubbed his temples. "Anything else?"
"That's all," Zatana said.
Before leaving, she walked up to Aquaman, who was standing beside her: "About your Transfiguration—didn't you say last time that shaving felt like shaving your own fish scales? No problem, I'll revise it a little for you..."
After fixing the shapeshifting magic on Aquaman's head (who had previously raised a question), and following the flash of the irony spell, Zatanna left with the zombies. Wonder Woman said:
"So, are there still any questions?"
"That's all."
"Good, everyone, inject yourselves now. This stuff only lasts for 4-6 hours, so we need to hurry. The most recent suspected Joker-related crime happened in Gotham. We need to find Batgirl. While Nightwing and Batman were away, she, along with Gotham's local Penguin and Mr. Freeze, and Bat-related Justice League members like Poison Ivy, maintained order in Gotham City. We... hehehehehehehe..."
The drug's effects had already begun to kick in, but Wonder Woman, not wanting to act out in front of her best friend, finally decided to unleash her inner monster. Laughing wildly, she leaped onto the platform: "Justice League, let's go!"
Fiji.
"Diana is somewhat displeased that you never considered her as a leader of the Justice League, Mr. Bruce, though she doesn't say it out loud."
Alfred stood beside Chen Tao. Although he couldn't see the scene in the Hall of Justice through surveillance like Chen Tao could, he still knew what Chen Tao was seeing.
He said, "Let's try to trust them for now."
Chen Tao: "..."
"All right."
Finally, he said that since the Justice League members have all started getting injected, there shouldn't be any major problems, right?
……
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……
night.
Inside the gym.
Batgirl Barbara Gordon reached out and pressed the buttons on the treadmill several times.
"Highest speed selected," the machine announced in a synthesized voice.
Barbara was speeding along on the treadmill when she heard sounds coming from the television set in front of her, which was meant for runners.
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The bat girl is speeding along.
Drops of sweat fell from her hair.
"The beloved comedian Kelani Apal was brutally murdered in his home tonight by the Joker, and the whole thing was recorded on video."
"Apal was an entertainer and cultural activist known for his oversized shirts and loud laughter. Early in his career, he performed under the stage name Fat Man, wearing an oversized Batman costume… The Honolulu-born Apal received condolences and praise on social media from fellow comedians and local Hawaiians…"
One of the comments said: "His infectious laughter will forever be etched in my mind..."
With a hiss, Barbara abruptly stopped. Black smoke billowed from the machine beneath her feet, but seeing this, Barbara simply walked off the treadmill without any expression.
"Damn it, she broke another one," said the fitness instructor who rushed over after hearing the news.
In the bathroom.
Barbara was taking a shower. Water flowed over her burgundy hair, accentuated her bulging muscles, her well-trained body, her rounded chest, and then down to her flat, muscular, healthy abdomen, where a horrible bullet hole was visible.
That infectious laughter will forever be etched in Barbara's mind.
Even though his spine has been healed, and he is no longer a disabled person confined to a wheelchair.
Barbara still thinks back to that night all the time.
"...Why...why did you do this?"
"To prove one thing... to honor crime."
Laughter echoed in her mind again.
At 19:51 p.m., Bat Girl Barbara finished her workout at the gym.
She's been back in Gotham City for a long time... but everything is no longer the same as she remembers it.
Batman no longer roams the city at night. Two-Face—or now Five-Face, Mr. Freeze, and the Penguin—three former supervillains have joined forces to establish a new order in Gotham.
Batgirl initially thought this was just another evil trick by the villains, but she was shocked to discover that the Penguin had actually started selling burritos.
Two-Face Harvey Dent used evidence from his time as the White Knight prosecutor in Gotham City to send more than 50 Gotham City officials to Blackgate Prison. Two-Face had been keeping these incriminating evidence to control these corrupt officials, which is why Batman has always been hesitant in his confrontation with him for so many years. No one knew whose evidence he had, nor did anyone know which seemingly incorruptible official was actually a terrifyingly corrupt tycoon.
But now Two-Face has reformed, and all of Gotham knows about it. He's now the city's shadow prosecutor, and he's even more unrestrained than when he was a real prosecutor, because he no longer needs to consider the legal risks when gathering evidence.
Once all the evidence is gathered, the Penguin will have the prosecutor under his control file charges. Everyone knows that the Penguin's henchman is directly controlled by Two-Face Harvey, but at least he's taking down corrupt officials.
Mr. Freeze lives a monotonous life, going back and forth between three points every day: accompanying his wife in the cryogenic chamber, conducting experiments, and going out to maintain order.
When Barbara returned to Gotham, no one could understand how surprised she was. The villains from The Flash next door, and the members of the Rogues, would occasionally help suppress crime in Gotham City.
Of course, this is under the leadership of the Penguin or Two-Face. These two old Gotham villains can at least ensure that the lovable and innocent Rogues won't fall into the hands of psychopaths like Dr. Pigface or Victor Zassar due to underestimating their opponents.
Oh, right, Dr. Pigface. That guy should have died back then after Bane punched a hole in his stomach.
He was practically the only one besides the Joker...
Batgirl Barbara shook her head.
Wait, why is she thinking about that person again?
That infectious laughter echoed in Barbara's mind once again, like a nightmare.
This is a curse, a curse from the clown.
Barbara knew that she would hear that laughter in her mind every time she closed her eyes for the rest of her life.
She effortlessly donned the full Batgirl outfit.
The night patrol was about to begin, and she planned to investigate the death of that chubby comedian.
she……
Then Barbara heard a burst of laughter.
A low, eerie laugh rang out, as if several people were standing at his door whispering incessantly, or like that night when she was shot in the spine by the clown and crippled, and glimpsed the devil's face under the brim of his hat through the crack in the door.
She thought it was her imagination, but then she heard a knock on the door.
This is Batgirl's studio apartment; Barbara doesn't even live with her father, Gotham City Police Commissioner Jim Gordon, anymore.
Who would be looking for her at this time?
Barbara was forced to take off the batgirl uniform that she was already half-wearing.
She put the clothes into the hidden cabinet and then walked to the door.
The déjà vu was so striking. The clown's hysterical laughter echoed in his ears again, blending and resonating with the sounds outside.
The laughter outside subsided slightly, as if someone was politely covering their wildly upturned smile.
But the knocking was real.
What's going on here? What... what should I do?
Barbara was thinking this, but she didn't intend to close the door.
She's the Batgirl; even if the Joker's gang members are outside, dealing with them is a piece of cake for her.
This is the Batgirl's home; all her belongings are here.
Unless the entire Justice League is infected with the Laughing Virus, Batgirl Barbara Gordon doesn't have any major problems.
So Barbara opened the door.
Her heart seemed to stop for a moment. She saw one upturned mouth after another.
"Hahahahahahahahaha!"
(End of this chapter)