indianbanksassociation Chapter 4: There's a big problem with these basic benefits.
Chapter 4: There's a big problem with these basic benefits.
Chapter 4: There's a big problem with these basic benefits.
[WARNING! Anchor item "Ventriloquist's Tears of Personality Destruction" detected]
[Looking for Batman that this anchor point item can target]
[WARNING! This item did not find a target for Batman]
[Randomly matching a weak, low-level Batman... Successful]
Matched with: Batmobile
[Danger Level: F]
[Syncing... Successful]
Your current crisis energy level is: 0
[WARNING! This Batman originates from the Dark Multiverse, possesses a malevolent mindset, and may corrupt Batman's morals and sanity!]
The cells... are boiling! A jubilant wailing!
Genes were overturned like dominoes, and invisible, illusory particles kissed and entangled with the existence called "reality" on his body, then transformed into each other's reality, presenting a strange phenomenon that human language could not fathom!
The file "Memories of the Batmobile" has been synchronized.
You can sync with other systems at any time…
【@#$^&%!$#!……Detected that you have no other anchoring items, your Crisis Energy is 0, and synchronization with other Batmen is not supported at this time】
...In the parallel universe where the Batmobile exists, Batman has projected a part of himself into every technology that controls the world...
...He became a part of people's lives, providing a comfortable and safe environment for the sheep...
...But the flock rebelled; they didn't want a peaceful life. These idiots only wanted freedom, and all the flaws that came with it...
I was erased from this planet by the system; my electronic technology and physical personality were destroyed...
...I could only upload my consciousness into this enormous vehicle...
wrong!
I'm not the Batmobile! I'm not even Batman, I'm Chen Tao!
Chen Tao only indulged in the memory for half a second before immediately snapping back to reality. The jumbled memories assaulted his brain, causing his temples to throb incessantly.
and many more.
Temples?
LOL, there was no temple at all. Chen Tao looked down and saw the wheel replacing his arm, spinning in the air on the ground.
With a crash, the sound of glass shattering filled the air. Chen Tao tried to turn his head—but there was no head to turn at all. He saw in the rearview mirror that his swollen body had crushed the glass door of the room next door.
I fucking turned into an off-road vehicle?
???
"Well……"
A vast amount of memories continued to flood Chen Tao's brain. This was the life of the Batmobile, filled with love, hate, passion, and vengeance. All the resentment and sorrow welled up within him, and an uncontrollable surge of violent emotion made him want to destroy the entire Gotham City!
He looked at the ventriloquist, and a surge of murderous and destructive desire immediately welled up within him; he suddenly felt an urge to bathe in the other's blood.
Chen Tao felt that if he lived in an online game, his forehead would probably be constantly filled with "Morality -1, -1, -1..."
"..."
"This is probably a side effect of receiving memories, utter mental pollution... Corruption? But that doesn't align with my morals—what good would killing a ventriloquist do me?"
In a flash, Chen Tao swept away his dark and brutal emotions into the trash can, a process so easy that even he was speechless.
"I understand. The good Batman raises the moral ceiling, the evil Batman lowers the moral floor, and me, I have no morals."
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He wasn't Batman at all, couldn't agree with the other person's values, and couldn't understand the moral choices and struggles he had made in his memory.
Since he couldn't empathize with them at all, he naturally wouldn't be affected. It's like the trolley problem: everyone else is thinking about which trolley to save, while he's the only one standing by thinking about how to take pictures and sell them to the newspaper to make money?
These two are not on the same wavelength at all.
Of course, this is only because the Batmobile is so weak, its negative emotions are so minimal, and he's unable to empathize with it. Would the outcome have been different if it were a more powerful, evil version of Batman?
However, these questions remain unanswered for the time being. Chen Tao quickly turned his attention to another issue.
"Can I turn back to my old self?"
The moment he thought that, half of his body disintegrated into dark red specks of light, then reformed into flesh and blood. The memories that had been playing incessantly in his mind came to an abrupt end.
Perhaps it was a long time, or perhaps it was just a moment... everything returned to normal, as if what had just happened was just a dream.
Chen Tao rubbed his tiger's mouth to confirm that he had returned to the normal Batman he was at the beginning, without even a single piece of his clothes being torn.
With a thought, his left hand transformed into a spinning off-road vehicle wheel in a flash, then turned back into a wheel the next second.
"If I wanted to, I could completely transform into that Batmobile anytime, anywhere..."
But in the end—what's the use of the superpower to turn into a super off-road vehicle?
"Listen to Me, I'll Kill You"?
And this Alfred Agreement... well, my original plan sounds more reliable.
Chen Tao shook his head. Entrusting the success or failure of something entirely to unknown variables was never his style.
He turned his gaze back to the ventriloquist. Fortunately, he had driven away the hostages when he subdued the ventriloquist, and now the hostage was the only eyewitness who saw him turn into a car.
The middle-aged, balding white man stared back at him with his big, blinking eyes, while the baby bat in his hand kept shouting encouraging words like, "That's right, that's what a good dog should do!"
"Don't tell anyone what just happened."
"Woof!"
Speak like a human.
"it is good."
Ignoring these details, so far, his original plan has been progressing smoothly. The snowball has started rolling, and with the ventriloquist, he can finally hide behind the scenes and manipulate others to subdue even more villains.
He could also use his ventriloquism identity and Batman's money to hire some international mercenaries. When the villainous army and the mercenary army, disregarding all martial ethics, swarm in, even if Bane has three heads and six arms, he will be smashed into a pancake!
There's no way he'd personally participate.
I would rather jump off the Tower of Venn and die outside than...
After all, he was a time traveler.
It's true that he likes Batman comics, but that doesn't mean he wants to be Batman in real life.
Who would give up their vast fortune to vent their chaotic emotions on the street like a giant bat in the dead of night?
He also encouraged teenagers to wear brightly colored clothes, go without pants, and antagonize murderers and lunatics. Admit it, Bruce Wayne has been insane for a long time.
But this time traveler is different; he's not crazy, he's a normal person.
Chen Tao's only current goal is to eliminate Bane, the nemesis who knows Bruce's true identity, then retire peacefully, spend his days indulging in a life of debauchery, and waste his last bit of energy on the socialites of Gotham City.
That's right, this is the life he wants to live!
Wasn't this the kind of life he was striving for in Hollywood in his past life?
As for what will happen to Gotham in the future...
He's already made up his mind. Do they really think the Kryptonians with their steel bodies and the 5000-year-old demigod princess from Amazons are just sitting around doing nothing?
Although Chen Tao did not find Clark Kent in the Daily Planet in Metropolis or Diana Prince, an antique appraisal expert, after transmigrating, he did not find her in Boston.
But the Daily Planet already has Louis, and based on the timeline, these two will soon be out causing trouble. So now, as long as he deals with Bane, at least until these two giants make their grand entrance, he can at least save his own life, and the wonderful life of a billionaire will be within his grasp.
As for those cosmic crises... I'll just be a spoiler. With so many superpowered individuals and demigods in the Justice League, do you think they'd all be defeated and need an ordinary mortal like me to save the day?
Chen Tao's heart was filled with hope for a comfortable life in the future.
But right now, the priority is to defeat Bane.
Well, to be more specific, now the ventriloquist should call in cannon fodder... ah, no, I mean, hire mercenaries.
(End of this chapter)