indianbanksassociation Chapter 167 Emperor Jiang closes comments at lightning speed! Hongjun kicks him: Go be customer serv
Chapter 167 Emperor Jiang closes comments at lightning speed! Hongjun kicks him: Go be customer serv
Dijiang was so angry that his face turned red.
Smoke was rising straight from the top of his head.
But with Xihe present, there was nothing they could do.
He suddenly turned his head and quietly approached Zhao Gongming.
He urgently inquired using his divine sense.
"Brother Zhao, you heard that, didn't you? I can't swallow this!"
"This new era's abstract magic weapon."
Do you have anything that would suit me?
"It has to be the kind of thing that can really punish that old bastard Dijun!"
Upon hearing this, Zhao Gongming stroked his chin and pondered for a moment.
He remembered Lu Ya from the Warhammer world of cultivation.
The cyber technology they brought back.
A glint of light flashed in his eyes.
"Uncle-Master, there really is a solution."
Zhao Gongming replied in his divine sense.
"It's from the book on weapon crafting that Junior Brother Lu Ya obtained from the Emperor."
"But there are many interesting things."
"However, this thing involves a huge amount of work."
"I need to go back and digest this first."
"And I have an idea."
"We'll have to ask the advisor for help."
"You guys keep eating, I'll be right back!"
Having said that, Zhao Gongming didn't wait for Di Jiang to ask further questions.
Directly cast the Heaven and Earth Teleportation Talisman.
It transformed into a streak of light and headed straight for the Purple Cloud Palace, located thirty-three heavens away.
……
Deep within the chaos lies the Purple Cloud Palace.
Dao Ancestor Hongjun was sitting cross-legged on a cloud bed.
Seeing Zhao Gongming rushing over in a great hurry.
He couldn't help but ask kindly.
"My grand-disciple Gongming, why are you here seeking me out instead of attending a feast in the mortal realm?"
Zhao Gongming bowed respectfully.
He then reported to his superior with an excited expression.
"Master, your grand-disciple has combined the cyber artifact techniques of that other world."
"I've conceived a new magical artifact, called Skynet!"
"If we could refine this item and integrate it into the Heavenly Dao..."
"The relationships between all living beings in the entire primordial world will be brought infinitely closer!"
"Without leaving home, one can know all the major events of the primordial era!"
Upon hearing this, Dao Ancestor Hongjun...
A hint of surprise flashed in his eyes.
"Oh?"
"To bring all living beings in the primordial world closer together and eliminate barriers?"
Hongjun stroked his beard and smiled, nodding approvingly before uttering the words.
"That's a good thing!"
boom!
I heard this familiar line.
Zhao Gongming was suddenly stunned.
In that instant, he had an extremely absurd hallucination!
He looked at the Dao Ancestor Hongjun on the cloud bed.
That face with an air of otherworldly wisdom.
In a twist, it suddenly became distorted.
He transformed into a highly famous, abstract, and influential figure on Earth in his previous life.
Brother Feng's face!
"Holy crap?!"
Zhao Gongming gasped in fright.
He quickly shook his head vigorously.
I banished all those random, chaotic thoughts from my mind.
"A hallucination, it's definitely a hallucination!"
"How could the advisor be Brother Feng? Forgive me, forgive me!"
After calming his mind, Zhao Gongming quickly explained the specific design of the Heavenly Net to Hongjun in detail.
Hongjun was greatly shocked after hearing this and immediately agreed.
This magical artifact is of paramount importance.
It must be done by a sage himself.
Therefore, Dao Ancestor Hongjun personally offered up the Jade Disc of Creation.
Zhao Gongming assisted from the side, providing the formation concepts for cyber cultivation.
The two worked together for several years.
at last!
hum!
A ray of light emanating endless data.
It resembles a rhombus-shaped crystal containing information about the entire primordial world.
It was formed within the Purple Cloud Palace!
Primordial Sky Network - Core Hub!
It is worth mentioning that this magical artifact was a construction artifact personally crafted by the Dao Ancestor.
It was not completed by Zhao Gongming alone.
Therefore, the system did not give it those terrible social death side effects.
Go!
With a wave of his sleeve, Hongjun directly implanted the core of the Heavenly Net into the origin of the Primordial Heavenly Dao.
Rumble!
In an instant.
The laws of Heaven trembled, forming an invisible net.
At an incredible speed.
It instantly covered the entire primordial world.
It even spread to the underworld and the four seas and eight wastelands!
The next second, countless beings throughout the entire prehistoric world...
Whether it is a high and mighty quasi-saint or a great being.
It was just a wild mountain spirit that had just awakened its sentience.
At the same time, a cold yet tempting notification sound rang in their minds.
[Ding! The Primordial Sky Net is now online!]
[All primordial beings can access it with their divine sense!]
This network supports: virtual image projection, short video uploads, real-time bullet screen chat, remote voice messaging, cross-server dating and matchmaking, online entertainment and discussions...
Welcome to the Primordial Internet Era!
Silence. At this moment, the entire primordial world fell into a deathly silence.
Followed by.
Holy crap!
"What kind of divine power is this?!"
"I can see the Dragon Girl of the East Sea dancing, and I can even send her comments?!"
"This...this even has a 'Primordial Era Local Dating' section?!"
"My God, I just saw a video of Dijiang Zuwu being hit by a truck, and it's so clear!"
boom!
The moment the news spread.
The entire primordial world was in complete uproar!!!
Up to the quasi-saints and great powers beyond the Thirty-Three Heavens.
From the most basic mountain spirits to the most newly awakened beings.
At this moment, they were all immersed in this magical Heavenly Dao network, unable to extricate themselves.
Wanshou Mountain, inside Wuzhuang Temple.
Hongyun Laozu and Zhenyuanzi Daxian were gathered together.
Pointing at the light screen in the void, his face was full of amazement.
"How wondrous! How marvelous!"
The Old Ancestor Hongyun excitedly fiddled with the private messaging function of the SkyNet.
He excitedly said to Zhen Yuanzi.
"Big brother, I just tried it."
"They were actually able to establish direct contact with Fellow Daoist Dongwanggong, who is far away in the Purple Mansion Celestial Court!"
"This is not like telepathic communication, which consumes a lot of magical power."
"Methods that are also easily intercepted."
"It transmits text and voice directly through this Heavenly Dao Network!"
"Delivered instantly! That's amazing!"
Zhen Yuanzi stroked his beard and sighed deeply.
His eyes sparkled with anticipation for the future as he remarked.
"Nephew Zhao Gongming is truly a genius of unparalleled talent."
"You always manage to surprise everyone."
"If we had this net of heaven."
"From now on, we will be cultivators of the same realm."
"Exchanging ideas and discussing spiritual practices with each other would make things so much easier!"
"This is absolutely a supreme act of merit that benefits the entire world and advances the Great Dao!"
Just as Zhen Yuanzi was envisioning a bright future where a hundred schools of thought contended in the academic world of the prehistoric era.
Suddenly, the old ancestor Hongyun next to him made a finger gesture.
I clicked into a section called "Short Videos".
next second.
Holy crap!!!
Ancestor Hongyun let out a startled cry that cracked his voice.
His eyes nearly popped out of their sockets as he pointed at the light screen and shouted.
"Big brother, look!"
"Someone uploaded the video of you being summoned by Cihang on the Heavenly Network..."
"That video featuring the female version!"
"And the number of likes has already exceeded ten million!"
"It's reached number one on the prehistoric trending topics list!"
Zhen Yuanzi froze, then leaned closer to take a look.
On the screen, a video of someone wearing a brown JK uniform was playing on a loop.
Zhen Yuanzi-chan, who wears glasses and has her hair in pigtails.
She was facing the camera, making a peace sign, and calling out sweetly.
「Ciallo~(∠・ω＜)⌒☆」
boom!
Zhen Yuanzi felt a surge of heat rush to the top of his head.
My blood pressure spiked to 88,000 in an instant!
"I'm so angry!!!"
Zhen Yuanzi was furious, his beard trembling with rage.
He slapped the stone table in front of him until it shattered.
He roared in anguish and indignation.
"What on earth are all these ancient beings doing with such ingenious tools?!"
"To neglect one's duties is utterly disgraceful!"
Enraged, Zhen Yuanzi snatched the control panel.
Trying to find the source of this video.
Soon, he followed the clues and found the source.
I clicked into a hidden section called the "Primordial Great Power Black Material Community".
As soon as I went in.
Lightning strike at the opening ceremony!!!
The pinned post was none other than Dijiang's original work.
It was killed by the Eastern King's Thousand-Year Killing Technique.
High-definition, uncensored video of penetration into indescribable areas!
In the video, Dijiang's rugged face is contorted in extreme pain.
He shot into the sky like a rocket.
He clutched his buttocks and screamed in agony.
The scene was quite shocking and visually impactful!
Zhen Yuanzi and Hongyun were both stunned.
Even more outrageous is what's below the video.
There's even a comment section with verified real names!
The top comment was none other than that of Dijiang himself, who was certified as the leader of the Twelve Ancestral Witches.
[Dijiang]: "Tch, what's the big deal?"
"It was just a matter of clearing the meridians."
"It's like I'm some kind of embarrassment."
"I don't feel any pain at all, really!"
Below this stubborn comment, there was a reply.
【Dongwanggong (the head of male immortals)】 replied to 【Dijiang】: .
"Oh, so stubborn, huh?"
Send me your location, I'll be there right now.
"I'll let you experience what real pain is like!"
I saw this reply.
Immediately afterwards, a line of small text popped up on the screen.
[Note: This user (Dijiang) has disabled the comments section.]
"puff--!"
Old Ancestor Hongyun couldn't hold back any longer and burst out laughing.
"This Dijiang... it runs pretty fast."
"Even the online comment sections were shut down at lightning speed, hahaha!"
Zhen Yuanzi looked at the chaotic and disorderly community, his lips twitching wildly.
"This Heavenly Net... it's probably going to strip all the powerful beings of the primordial era bare!"
……
Meanwhile, thirty-three heavens away, at the Purple Cloud Palace.
Dao Ancestor Hongjun sat upright on his cloud bed, using the Jade Disc of Creation.
He took in all the reactions of the primordial beings in the Heavenly Dao Network.
Watching those people frantically scroll through videos and send bullet comments.
Even prehistoric creatures challenging each other to fight in the comments section.
Hongjun stroked his beard slightly, though it was indeed somewhat abstract and absurd.
However, the emergence of Tiandao Network is undeniable.
This made the cause and effect of the entire primordial world more intertwined than ever before.
The efficiency of information transmission has reached its peak.
This made an unparalleled contribution to the growth of the primordial world's origin!
"Gongming."
Hongjun turned his head and looked at the person beside him.
His tone was filled with undisguised admiration.
"This is indeed a magical artifact capable of changing the entire primordial world."
"With this Heavenly Net, the Primordial World will certainly not be the same Primordial World as before."
"You have done a great service this time."
However, Hongjun waited for a long time.
But Zhao Gongming did not respond.
"Um?"
Hongjun turned his head in confusion and took a closer look.
Zhao Gongming was squatting in a corner of Zixiao Palace, with his back to him.
His hands blurred into a blur on the illusory screen of light, his hand speed was astonishing!
He frantically operated the machine while emitting a perverted, lewd laugh.
Hongjun swept his divine sense across the area and instantly saw what Zhao Gongming was doing.
That kid!
They are actually registering countless anonymous accounts.
They frantically searched that ancient, powerful, and scandalous community.
Upload all the socially awkward and memorable videos he's filmed these past few days!!
Shocking! The Demon Emperor is performing a devilish muscle-bound dance at the Southern Heavenly Gate!
"Eye-watering! A Golden Immortal from the Chan Sect transforms into a pink-haired fairy, summoning a female version of the Styx River!"
Exclusive Reveal! The Magic of the Henan Accent in the First Disciple of the People's Education Press!
"The Moon's White Moonlight Actually Likes Muscular Men?"
……
Looking at those incredibly tempting headlines.
And the number of views is skyrocketing.
On the forehead of Dao Ancestor Hongjun.
Instantly, it was covered with a dense array of black lines.
"That damned bastard..."
"This humble Taoist priest praises you for changing the primordial world."
"You fucking become the biggest online troll here?!"
"You created this dead-end community, didn't you?!"
Hongjun was so angry that his beard stood on end.
The majesty of the Dao Ancestor could no longer be maintained.
He suddenly stood up, silently walked behind Zhao Gongming, and raised a foot.
He kicked Zhao Gongming hard in the butt!
"Holy crap!!!"
Zhao Gongming felt an irresistible, sage-like power coming from his buttocks.
He transformed into a shooting star.
It flew out of Zixiao Palace with a scream.
Behind him came Hongjun's angry curses.
"Get down there and get to work!"
"Let the entire primordial world adapt to the existence of the Heavenly Dao Network as soon as possible!"
"If they don't understand anything, they can just ask you!"
"You'll be in charge of after-sales service and customer support for this matter!"
"Stop trying to amuse yourself online!"
"If you dare post those ridiculous videos again, I'll ban your account!"
……
boom!
On the vast, untamed land, at the foot of Mount Buzhou.
A large, human-shaped crater was smashed into place.
"Ptooey! Ptooey! Ptooey!"
Zhao Gongming climbed out of the pit, covered in dust and dirt.
He patted the dust off his Taoist robe.
He rubbed his aching bottom and muttered with a wronged expression.
"The advisor is too violent..."
"I just posted a few videos to liven up the online atmosphere, is it really necessary to kick my butt?"
"Besides, I won't release those damaging stories."
"They'll find out sooner or later!"
Just as Zhao Gongming was cursing and swearing...
Just as I was getting ready to find a place to wash my face.
"Zhao! Gong! Ming!!!"
A scene filled with extreme shame and indignation.
The sound of clenched teeth suddenly came from ahead.
Zhao Gongming looked up.
Cihang Daoren stood not far away, looking righteous and imposing.
His fair and delicate face was now as red as a ripe apple.
His chest heaved violently, and his angry eyes were fixed on Zhao Gongming.
He was still tightly clutching a jade slip that was playing a video of a fairy transforming.
Clearly, he had already seen his own high-definition, uncensored death scene on the SkyNet!
"You...you've done such a thing!!!"
Cihang was so angry that her voice trembled and her eyes turned red.
Seeing Cihang's furious expression.
Yet she also had a somewhat coquettish and aggrieved look on her face.
Zhao Gongming was not afraid at all; on the contrary, his eyes lit up.
A smug smile curled at the corner of his mouth.
He couldn't help but secretly admire him.
"Tsk tsk tsk..."
"You know what, the way Little Nanliang gets angry..."
"They look quite cute!"
"Aaaaaah!!!"
Accompanied by a cry of extreme frustration.
A roar that seemed to tear the sky apart.
Cihang Daoren held up the jade slip that was playing a video of a magical fairy transforming.