indianbanksassociation Chapter 162 Even worse than a dog! Di Jun: You can't find a stray dog on the roadside like Di
Chapter 162 Even worse than a dog! Di Jun: You can't find a stray dog on the roadside like Di
Upon hearing the invitation, Zhao Gongming instinctively took a half-step back.
I shook my head inwardly, originally intending to firmly refuse.
"Are you kidding me?!"
"If Uncle-Master Dijun knew..."
"He is my most hated nemesis."
"He introduced her to his beloved sister-in-law..."
"He'd definitely go berserk on the spot, unleash the Hetu Luoshu, and chop me into a pulp!"
"This isn't going to a banquet, it's clearly going to a grave!"
However, just as Zhao Gongming was preparing to find an excuse to slip away.
His heart belonged to the greatest fun-loving person in the primordial world.
Suddenly, it jerked violently.
"etc……"
"When Di Jun saw Di Jiang calling him brother-in-law..."
"What an absolutely phenomenal, iconic scene that must have been!!"
"If I miss this opportunity, I'll regret it for the rest of my life!"
"Moreover, they might have gone to the Demon Court."
"To witness this kind of extreme emotional collision firsthand."
"Could it give me a new understanding and appreciation of the abstract Dao?"
In pursuit of the ultimate Tao!
Zhao Gongming took a deep breath.
I forcibly suppressed the fear in my heart.
I reluctantly agreed.
"Alright, since my uncle has so kindly invited me."
"Then this junior will respectfully accept your offer!"
……
So the three of them set off together towards the Demon Court, which lies beyond the Thirty-Three Heavens.
Along the way, Zhao Gongming deeply understood this.
What does it mean to be worse off than dead?
The former Dijiang was a spatial ancestor!
Traveling always involves tearing through space.
Hurry and bustling, covering thousands of miles in an instant!
And what about today?
To accommodate Fairy Wangshu's feelings and allow them to enjoy some time alone together.
Dijiang was leisurely riding a slow-moving white cloud.
Like taking a stroll with elderly people, it sways slowly in the sky!
Not only that, the two of them also showed off their affection all the way.
They treated Zhao Gongming like he was no outsider.
Dijiang pointed to an ordinary-looking wildflower below.
He spoke in a low, extremely gentle voice.
"Mrs. Shu, look at those flowers over there, how beautiful they are!"
"However, even the most beautiful flower cannot compare to even a fraction of your beauty, Madam."
Zhao Gongming followed behind.
I was completely dumbfounded, and my mouth twitched uncontrollably.
"Holy crap?!"
"It's just a fucking ordinary foxtail grass!"
"What's so interesting about this?!"
"Uncle-Master Dijiang, doesn't your conscience hurt?!"
Before Zhao Gongming could finish his rant...
Fairy Wangshu pointed to a broken stone covered in moss by the roadside and covered her mouth with a coquettish smile.
"Jiang Jiang, my husband, look at those rocks over there."
"Still standing strong despite the wind and rain."
"It quite captures the spirit of your noble and unyielding character, my husband~"
Zhao Gongming was dumbfounded again, feeling that his intelligence had been insulted.
"Big sister, that's just a piece of junk!!"
"Where did you get this artistic conception from? Are you two blind?!"
Follow behind this lovestruck, seemingly idiotic couple.
Zhao Gongming crossed his arms.
He sighed, utterly despondent.
He suddenly had a strange feeling.
I feel like that big-headed son who was forced to go on a trip with his parents.
Watching their parents flaunt their love and shower each other with affection in front of them.
But they could only silently endure it from behind, helpless.
"What a tragedy... I'm such a pitiful single dog."
……
Meanwhile, outside the Thirty-Three Heavens, in the Demon Court, at the Sun God Palace.
Di Jun was beaming with joy and in a great mood today.
He gave the imperial kitchen instructions well in advance.
A large table was prepared with extremely high-quality delicacies from land and sea, including dragon liver and phoenix marrow.
After all, it was Lady Xihe who spoke.
It is said that my sister-in-law, Wang Shu, is coming to the Demon Court to meet me and have a meal together.
As the brother-in-law, Dijun naturally couldn't mistreat his sister-in-law.
This is a golden opportunity to showcase the wealth of the Demon Court and the demeanor of the Demon Emperor!
Inside the inner palace, Xihe was supporting her heavily pregnant sister Changxi, and the two sisters were whispering to each other.
Xihe peeled spirit fruits for Changxi.
He said with some surprise.
"Sister, have you heard?"
"Our usually aloof and haughty younger sister, Wangshu, has actually found a Daoist partner!"
"And they were being very secretive, refusing to say who it was no matter what."
"We told them we were bringing this today to give us a huge surprise!"
Chang Xi touched her round belly.
Her face radiated maternal glow.
I'm happy for my sister.
"Really? That's wonderful!"
"Wang Shu must be quite lonely on the Taiyin Star."
"Now I've finally found my own happiness."
"As the eldest sister, I can finally rest assured."
Just then, Di Jun finished arranging the banquet and strolled over with his hands behind his back.
I overheard the sisters' conversation.
Di Jun's curiosity was immediately piqued.
He leaned closer and asked with a smile.
"Oh, so Sister Wangshu has found a Daoist partner?"
"Who exactly is this young talent from the primordial world?"
"How could he actually catch my sister's eye?"
Xihe shook her head and gave him a sidelong glance.
"I don't know, my sister didn't say either."
"Let's say it's someone we all know, and it'll be completely unexpected."
"Do we all know each other?"
Di Jun stroked his chin.
The demon emperor's gossip-loving spirit instantly ignited.
He began frantically searching through the list of powerful beings from the primordial era in his mind.
"Could it be Ancestor Hongyun?"
As soon as Di Jun uttered the words, he shook his head, denying the conjecture.
"No, no, Hongyun is such a kind old man."
"He spends all his time hanging out with Zhen Yuanzi."
The two were inseparable, as if they were having a long talk.
"Their relationship is so close, it's like an impenetrable barrier."
"Hongyun would never come out to find a Daoist partner."
Di Jun continued to speculate.
"It couldn't possibly be that bastard Dongwanggong, could it?"
"That's impossible!"
"I heard that the Eastern King Duke has always been very fond of the Western Queen Mother."
"I know that hypocrite, the Eastern King, all too well."
"Once he sets a goal, it's like a stubborn plaster; it's very difficult to change it."
These two candidates were ruled out.
Suddenly, as if possessed, an idea flashed through Di Jun's mind.
An absurd and outrageous image of a muscular hunk.
"Hiss, it can't be... that old scoundrel, Dijiang, can it?"
The thought had barely crossed my mind when...
"Pfft, hahahahahaha!"
Di Jun couldn't help but clutch his stomach.
He looked up at the sky and burst into laughter.
I laughed so hard I almost cried.
He laughed and waved his hand dismissively.
It was as if I had heard the funniest joke from the primordial era.
"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
"Sister Wangshu has such high standards."
"How could I possibly be interested in someone who's all muscle?"
"A despicable scoundrel who lies on the ground and tries to extort money?!"
Even if Sister Wangshu is blind.
"Just pick up any stray dog on the roadside."
"And there's absolutely no way I'd go after that ugly freak, Dijiang!"
"If that were true, I'd gnaw on the pillars of this Lingxiao Palace right here and now!"
Just as Di Jun was frantically making bold predictions.
When you laugh so hard you're doubled over.
Swish!
A cold, piercing gaze instantly locked onto him.
Xihe looked at Dijun with a warning expression.
His eyes gleamed with a murderous intent that seemed to say, "Do you want to die?"
"Dijun, what are you muttering to yourself and giggling about?!"
"Are you talking about my sister behind her back again?!"