indianbanksassociation Chapter 145 Don't come any closer! Hongyun: Why am I the one who should die?!
Chapter 145 Don't come any closer! Hongyun: Why am I the one who should die?!
The moment the magic weapon was created.
In Zhao Gongming's mind, the system's feedback reward exploded like the creation of the world!
[Ding! Triggered a supreme god-level double critical strike!]
[Congratulations, host, you have obtained the Chaos Treasure: Chaos Pearl!]
[Congratulations, host, you have obtained the Chaos Treasure - Thirty-Sixth Grade Creation Lotus!]
"Holy crap?!"
Zhao Gongming was still admiring the attributes of the magic weapon.
Hearing those two names made my legs go weak.
I almost knelt down before the system.
"The Chaos Pearl, and the Thirty-Sixth Grade Creation Lotus?!"
"This is a Chaos Treasure!"
"This is on the level of something the great god Pangu used to create heaven and earth!"
Zhao Gongming's heart was pounding wildly, and his blood was about to boil.
In the primordial world, after the Great Luo Golden Immortal comes the Quasi-Saint.
The most orthodox method to break through to the level of a Quasi-Saint.
It is the method of severing the three corpses passed down by the Dao Ancestor Hongjun!
Cut off the three corpses: good, evil, and obsession.
It requires the use of innate spiritual treasures as a means of entrustment.
The higher the grade of the magical artifact used for entrustment.
The more powerful the three corpses that are severed, the stronger they become.
The deeper one's foundation will be after attaining enlightenment and sainthood in the future!
"Ordinary powerful beings would be grateful if they could use a top-grade innate spiritual treasure to sever their corpses."
"I'm holding two Chaos Treasures in my hands right now?!"
"When I break through to Quasi-Saint in the future, I'll directly use a Chaos Treasure to sever my corpse!"
"If I were to attain sainthood, just how powerful would I become?"
"They could probably crush even the Heavenly Dao itself!"
Zhao Gongming took several deep breaths.
He barely managed to suppress the urge to take out these two treasures and show them off.
Don't flaunt your wealth; it's better to keep this out of sight.
Even Dao Ancestor Hongjun would probably be envious and descend to the mortal realm to snatch it.
I calmed myself down.
Zhao Gongming turned around and handed the Taoist robe used for hide-and-seek to Ju Liusun.
He handed the key to the world of anime to Yunxiao.
Then, he vividly described in detail the effects and side effects of the magic weapon.
She even thoughtfully hummed a couple of lines from a Northeastern idol song for Yunxiao.
After listening, the cave fell into a deathly silence.
Ju Liusun held the Taoist robe, completely dumbfounded.
His old face turned a deep, purplish-red.
Pointing at the key in Yunxiao's hand, he angrily denounced it.
"Junior brother, your favoritism is outrageous!"
"Why should Junior Sister Yunxiao sing and dance?"
"Just being a minor idol would be fine?"
"And I, a dignified one of the Twelve Golden Immortals of the Chan Sect, a burly old man!"
"I have to keep my legs and hands clasped together, and scream in a cute little girl's voice that I hate people so I don't get caught?!"
"You're definitely doing this on purpose, junior brother, with such a strong sense of social death!"
Looking at Ju Liusun's man-eating appearance.
Zhao Gongming remained completely calm.
He even calmly shrugged.
"Senior brother, what you're saying is unreasonable."
"If you feel it's unfair, or if you want to sing and dance, I can make that happen for you."
"How about... I modify the magic weapon for you?"
These words immediately entered Ju Liusun's mind.
An extremely terrifying scene instantly appeared.
Senior Brother Guang Chengzi, expressionless, swayed his hips and jumped into the Love River.
Intercepting his junior brother Ding Guangxian, he covered his crotch and frantically thrust his hips while singing "Avoid Lightning."
"hiss!"
Ju Liusun gasped, a chill running down his spine.
Compared to dances that are considered mentally polluting.
A pinched sound... doesn't seem so unacceptable?
At least the movements weren't that exaggerated!
"Cough cough..."
He feared that Liu Sun would change his tune in a flash.
He quickly hugged the Taoist robe tightly to his chest.
He shook his head like a rattle drum.
"No, no, thank you!"
"Thinking about it carefully, this annoying thing... isn't unacceptable. I'll put up with it, senior brother!"
Having dealt with Ju Liusun, Zhao Gongming turned to look at Yunxiao.
At this moment, Fairy Yunxiao's gentle and beautiful face was flushed red, as if it could drip blood.
She bit her red lips, clutching the key in her hand, and asked in a voice barely above a whisper.
"Big...Big Brother."
"Do you really have to dance such an embarrassing dance?"
"Are you still going to sing those...those weird dialect songs?"
"Red raspberries, southern pears... what are all these?"
Looking at her younger sister's shy appearance.
Zhao Gongming patted her shoulder earnestly, his tone full of encouragement.
"Junior sister, you just don't understand!"
"You are so beautiful and have such a gentle temperament."
"When you dance otaku dances, it's not called being uncool, it's called 'gap moe' (a cute, unexpected charm)!"
"You're so cute, your jumps are absolutely stunning, not scary at all, right?"
"Imagine the enemy lined up in front of you."
"I'll cheer for you like an idiot and shout out supportive phrases."
"You are the one and only queen in the entire room!"
Yunxiao was easily fooled by Zhao Gongming's fallacious and heretical arguments.
I imagined that scene.
Surprisingly, I find it... kind of interesting?
Just then.
"Junior brother, I've emerged from seclusion!"
A familiar voice came from outside the cave.
There stood Cihang Daoist, who had just finished his seclusion and digested the origin of the demonic path.
He walked in refreshed, ready to play with Zhao Gongming.
As soon as Cihang entered, he saw Julusun tightly holding a new Taoist robe.
A glint of excitement flashed in his eyes.
"Oh, Senior Brother Julusun?"
"Did you get these from your junior brother?"
"Did you get a new abstract magic weapon?"
Cihang rubbed his hands together, looking eager and provocative.
"Senior brother, now that you've acquired a new magic weapon, why don't we test our skills against it?"
"Let me see, junior brother, just how abstract your magic weapon is!"
Ju Liusun had been harboring a deep-seated resentment.
Seeing Cihang offer herself up as a guinea pig, he immediately sneered.
"Alright, since Junior Brother Cihang has such an interest, then I'll grant your request!"
Swish!
Ju Liusun didn't hesitate to put on the Taoist robe he had been playing hide-and-seek with.
Cihang was also on high alert, watching her surroundings warily, ready to unleash her magic wand at any moment.
However, the next second.
Under the shocked gazes of Cihang, Yunxiao, and Zhao Gongming.
Ju Liusun was a short man with a beard.
A somewhat lewd Golden Immortal of the Chan Sect.
Suddenly his legs came together and his knees buckled inward.
He placed his two rough, large hands on his chest, interlacing his fingers.
She made a shy, clasped-hand gesture.
Immediately afterwards, his body began to sway irregularly from side to side.
He forced a pitiful expression onto his old face.
Finally, Julusun took a deep breath, his Adam's apple bobbing.
It emitted a sharp, piercing sound.
A sweet, saccharine scream that sends shivers down your spine.
"Ugh!!!"
"I don't want to be found out~~~~"
hum!
Before he finished speaking, Ju Liusun's figure vanished from the spot in an instant.
At the same time, Cihang felt a chill run down his spine.
A heavy breath hit the back of his neck.
Ju Liusun had already disregarded all spatial distances.
They completely circled around to Cihang's back and stuck to him tightly!
But at that moment, Cihang couldn't care less about the danger behind him.
The words he had just heard were still echoing wildly in his mind.
I don't want to be found!
Cihang turned her head stiffly.
Looking behind me, there was a burly man picking his toes while still holding his hands together.
Cihang felt a churning in her stomach.
His Dao heart shattered instantly.
He pointed at Ju Liusun and let out a desperate roar.
"Is this even human?!"
"Help! There's a pervert!"
"Ugh~~~ I don't want to be found out~~~"
Accompanied by a cloyingly sweet and affected tone.
The loli-like, clip-like voice that gives you goosebumps.
He feared that Sun was short and stocky.
A scruffy figure with a beard.
Like a carbuncle that clings to the bone.
He instantly appeared directly behind Cihang Daoren.
Holy crap!
Cihang turned around abruptly, looking at the face so close to hers.
The old face still maintained a shy, clasped-hands posture.
I almost threw up on the spot.
"You...you stay away!"
Cihang let out a terrified scream and retreated repeatedly.
It was as if I were witnessing some kind of primordial, unparalleled terror.
However, Ju Liusun's hide-and-seek robe.
The conceptual-level attributes are simply too powerful.
No matter how Cihang uses his escape techniques.
How to change direction.
As long as Ju Liusun shouts "I hate it!" in a low voice.
He would then disregard all spatial distances.
They will definitely flank Cihang from behind and stick to his back!
"Hehehe...Junior brother, you can't escape!"
Ju Liusun said in a high-pitched voice.
He let out an extremely villainous laugh.
Suffering from both mental and physical torment, Cihang completely broke down.
"This is outrageous! Do you really think I'm made of clay?!"
"Balala Energy, Little Fairy, Transform!"
boom!
A burst of pink light erupted.
Cihang Daoren instantly changed into that shameful pink lace tutu.
Holding the God King's Magic Wand.
He roared through gritted teeth.
"Come out here and give him a good beating!"
hum!
The void twisted, a gentle warmth emanating from it.
A benevolent wave of law descends.
Immediately afterwards, a graceful figure materialized in the pink light.
She was wearing a fiery red long dress.
A female version of the Red Cloud Ancestor with long hair reaching her waist and a voluptuous figure!
This Miss Hongyun has a gentle face and a kind temperament.
She's like a very approachable older sister next door.
She had a kind smile on her face.
She spoke gently to Ju Liusun.
"Fellow Daoist, fighting and killing are no good!"
"Let your older sister pamper you~☆"
As she spoke, Sister Hongyun waved her hand.
The sky filled with red sand, transforming into a fierce offensive.
The overwhelming force swept towards Ju Liusun.
however.
"Don't let anyone find out if you hate someone!"
Swish!
Ju Liusun shouted again in a high-pitched voice.
His figure vanished instantly.
It dodged all the attacks.
They reappeared behind Cihang.
"Ouch, I can't hit it, aren't you annoyed?"
For a moment, the sky above Kunlun Mountain.
A male immortal wearing a fairy dress.
She has the appearance of a gentle, kind older sister next door.
A burly man with shaggy feet who was frantically uttering a loli-like voice was being chased by the entire sky.
This image... is so abstract it's almost unbelievable.
It's enough to cause the Dao heart of any normal cultivator to collapse!
……
Meanwhile, outside Kunlun Mountain, two auspicious clouds were slowly drifting in.
It was none other than the Old Ancestor Hongyun, accompanied by his newly acquired precious disciple.
Yuan Hong, the gibbon.
The Old Ancestor Hongyun had made an agreement with the Primordial Celestial Venerable.
Today I brought my disciple to Yuxu Palace to exchange ideas and discuss the Dao.
And let Yuan Hong, that country bumpkin, broaden his horizons.
Before even reaching Kunlun Mountain, Old Ancestor Hongyun had already begun his frenzied praise:
"My disciple, you are about to witness the true pinnacle of blessed lands and grotto-heavens in the primordial world!"
"This Kunlun Mountain is the common sacred site of the three major sects: the Human Sect, the Chan Sect, and the Jie Sect!"
"Three sages are presiding over this!"
"The grandeur and profound heritage will absolutely open your eyes!"
"Moreover, there's that junior disciple Zhao Gongming who cultivates the Dao of Abstract Weapon Refining."
"They also cultivated themselves on these Kunlun Mountains!"
"This is truly a place of outstanding people and abundant resources, a solemn and majestic place!"
Yuan Hong's eyes lit up when he heard this.
Longing filled him with anticipation, and he excitedly rubbed his monkey paws together.
"Wow, a sacred place presided over by three sages!"
"That must be a very sacred and majestic place!"
"I, Old Yuan, am truly blessed today!"
With utmost reverence.
The master and apprentice arrived at Kunlun Mountain Square.
However, as soon as it landed...
"Ugh~~~ I don't want to be found out~~~"
A rough yet forcefully suppressed loli voice.
It was like a heavy hammer blow that slammed into the tops of the heads of the master and his apprentice.
Immediately afterwards, Yuan Hong raised his head.
Then I saw that horrifying scene in the sky.
A male immortal wearing a pink dress.
He was angrily waving the stick.
Beside him stood a woman in a red dress.
A kind and gentle older sister next door with a gentle smile.
It is gently releasing its murderous intent.
Yuan Hong looked at the older sister Hongyun.
I was stunned for a full three seconds.
Then, he mechanically turned his head.
He glanced at the Old Ancestor Hongyun beside him.
Then I looked up at the red clouds in the sky.
Yuan Hong swallowed hard and pointed to the sky.
He asked, his face full of bewilderment and shock.
"Master...Master..."
"That older sister in the red dress, with such a gentle smile..."
"It looks like it's you?!"
The face of Ancestor Hongyun at this moment.
It's as stiff as a stone.
He looked at the female version of himself that had been summoned by Cihang in the sky.
I felt a sudden darkness before my eyes, and my blood pressure instantly soared to 280!
"What... what the hell is going on?!"
"This is outrageous! This is absolutely outrageous!"
The Old Ancestor Hongyun was so angry that he trembled all over.
His old face turned bright red.
He felt he had suffered an undeserved misfortune.
It's like being caught in the crossfire when you're just sitting at home!
"Why should I?!"
Hongyun roared in despair within her heart.
"Why is it that Cihang is the one using the magic weapon, while Julusun is the one getting beaten up...?"
"But it's me who's going to die?!"
"What did I do to deserve this? I just came to drop by!"
Just as Old Ancestor Hongyun was about to go berserk.
He prepared to take out the Nine-Nine Soul-Scattering Gourd.
When those two shameful things in the sky were subdued.
hum!
A majestic, ethereal light descended.
With a dark expression, Yuanshi Tianzun stepped out from the void.
He looked up at the two rebellious disciples in the sky, still hating and transforming.
He was so angry that his beard stood on end, and he roared.
"Enough, all of you, stop!"
"What a disgrace!"
"Get back to your cave and cultivate properly right now!"
"If you dare to embarrass yourselves again, I'll break your legs!"
Hearing his master get angry.
Ju Liusun and Cihang trembled with fright and quickly put away their magical artifacts.
Cihang didn't even have time to take off her skirt before covering her face.
It transformed into a pink streak of light and fled back to its cave.
Ju Liusun also ran away in a panic.
After clearing the area, Yuanshi Tianzun turned his head.
Looking at the dark-faced Ancestor Hongyun.
A hint of embarrassment flashed across the old man's face.
He coughed twice and quickly stepped forward to apologize.
"Ahem... Fellow Daoist Hongyun, please excuse my poor appearance."
"This disciple is ignorant and foolish."
"This is all...this is all a problem with the magic weapon!"
"Cihang did not know that fellow Daoist would come today."
"If he knew, he wouldn't dare summon your Dharma form even if he had ten times the courage!"
"I hope you will forgive me, fellow Daoist, and not hold it against me."