indianbanksassociation Chapter 139 The Funeral Brazier! The Primordial Demonic Path? Di Jun: Does Di Jiang even deserve to
Chapter 139 The Funeral Brazier! The Primordial Demonic Path? Di Jun: Does Di Jiang even deserve to
Zhao Gongming was overjoyed.
"Good heavens, one of the Four Mischievous Monkeys!"
"Wuzhiqi, the Red-Bottomed Macaque has already taken the magic weapon from me, and now Yuan Hong has arrived too!"
"Wait until the great calamity of Journey to the West begins."
"The Spiritual Stone Monkey Sun Wukong and the Six-Eared Macaque are reborn..."
"Wouldn't that make the four mischievous monkey brothers complete?!"
"We'll get each of the four brothers an abstract magic weapon."
"When they wreaked havoc in Heaven... I can't even imagine the scene!"
Zhao Gongming became more and more excited as he thought about it.
He took the rare and precious herbs and patted his chest to assure them.
"No problem, Brother Yuan Hong, right? Leave it to me!"
"I'll go and have one custom-made for you right away..."
"An absolutely mind-blowing, unparalleled magical treasure!"
After saying that, Zhao Gongming took the materials.
He excitedly went into the guest room that Wuzhuang Temple had lent him and started refining directly.
Forty-nine days pass in the blink of an eye.
A chilling, eerie wind swept through the sealed room.
A piece with a down-to-earth design.
Even the magical artifacts carried a strong funeral-style theme.
It fell to the ground with a thud.
It was rusty.
There was also an iron brazier filled with half a basin of paper ash inside.
[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have successfully refined it!]
【Magic Item Name: Funeral Brazier】
[Rank: Acquired Spiritual Treasure (Conceptual Level)]
[Conceptual Attributes: Wearing Mourning Clothes - Forced Filial Piety]
[Effect: Unleashes a brazier, instantly immobilizing the enemy!]
The enemy will uncontrollably kneel down, frantically kowtowing before the brazier, tears streaming down their face!
[And the enemy's perception will be forcibly altered, making them believe that their biological father has died!]
[They must kowtow while shouting dirges at the top of their lungs!]
"My dear father, you hadn't even had a chance to enjoy your retirement, and now you're gone!"
"My father, please take me away!"
[Side effect: Family members respond with gifts and share in the grief]
[Restriction: When the user unleashes the magical artifact, they must squat beside the brazier, holding a stack of yellow paper which they then burn in the brazier!]
[Dialogue: The user must also wail and cry uncontrollably, while simultaneously looking up to the sky and wailing!]
"God, are you blind?!"
"So young, and gone already!"
At the same time, system feedback rewards also follow.
[Ding! Critical hit reward triggered!]
[Congratulations, host, you have obtained: A wisp of Xuanhuang Immortal Qi!]
"Mysterious and ethereal energy?"
Zhao Gongming's heart stirred slightly; this was the primordial energy of all things born at the beginning of time.
It can not only temper the physical body, but is also a top-grade material for refining treasures of merit!
They happily pocketed the celestial energy.
Zhao Gongming, carrying the broken brazier, pushed open the door and walked out of the secret room.
……
In the courtyard, Yuan Hong greeted him with great anticipation.
However, after listening to Zhao Gongming's detailed description of the magic weapon's effects and side effects...
The macaque was completely petrified.
He looked at the brazier filled with ashes.
He glanced at Zhao Gongming again, his lips twitching wildly.
"This... Senior Brother Zhao, isn't this magic weapon a bit too undignified?!"
"I am, after all, a dignified Great Luo Golden Immortal."
"Do they squat on the ground burning paper money and crying during a fight?"
"If word gets out, how am I supposed to face the demon realm after this?"
Just when Yuan Hong was having second thoughts.
Lu Ya and Wu Zhiqi, standing to the left and right, came closer.
Two pairs of eyes stared at him intently, beaming with delight.
Wuzhiqi patted Yuan Hong on the shoulder and earnestly advised him.
"Brother, you're so foolish!"
"Can dignity put food on the table? Can dignity defeat a quasi-saint?"
"You witnessed the power of that magic weapon with your own eyes!"
"That wolf demon in the mid-stage of the Great Luo realm was made to call me 'Grandpa' by me with just one stab!"
"Isn't this better than anything else?"
Lu Ya was also frantically brainwashing him from the side.
"That's right, Brother Yuan Hong!"
"Just imagine, you're squatting down burning paper money, and the enemy is kowtowing to you and calling you 'father'!"
"You made a killing on this!"
"Don't you want to experience the thrill of utterly crushing a powerful enemy?"
Under the barrage of sales pitches from the two individuals.
Yuan Hong's gaze gradually shifted from resistance to fervor.
He swallowed hard and gritted his teeth.
"That's true, face is nothing!"
"I'd even wear mourning clothes if it meant winning!"
Yuan Hong snatched the brazier away.
They put it away as if it were a precious treasure.
At this moment, Hongyun Laozu and Zhen Yuanzi, who had been standing by watching the show, were present.
His gaze, however, was fixed on Wuzhiqi and Yuan Hong.
The two exchanged a glance and both saw the admiration in each other's eyes.
"These two monkey demons have extremely deep roots."
"They belong to the Four Mischievous Monkeys."
"Not belonging to the ten categories, transcending the three realms!"
"Moreover, he was exceptionally gifted and had already become a Great Immortal at a young age."
"Truly a rare and exceptional talent!"
Hongyun Laozu is a straightforward person.
He immediately stepped forward and said with a smile.
"My two young friends, I believe you have exceptional talents."
"It has a special connection with my Wuzhuang Temple."
"Would you be willing to become disciples of this humble Daoist and my fellow Daoist Zhen Yuanzi?"
Upon hearing this, both Wuzhiqi and Yuan Hong were stunned.
A quasi-saint level powerhouse is taking on a disciple?!
This is such a wonderful thing, like a pie falling from the sky!
Zhao Gongming's eyes lit up as well.
This is a great opportunity to strengthen our side!
He quickly kicked one of them from behind and frantically winked at him.
"What are you standing there for?!"
"Hurry up and kneel down to become my disciple!"
"This is a top-tier powerhouse from the primordial era!"
The two monkeys seemed to awaken from a dream.
He immediately knelt down on the ground with a thud.
Wuzhiqi kowtowed repeatedly to Zhenyuanzi.
"Disciple Wuzhiqi greets Master!"
Yuan Hong kowtowed repeatedly to Hong Yunbang.
"Disciple Yuan Hong greets Master!"
Zhen Yuanzi and Hongyun were overjoyed.
He quickly helped his two apprentices up, beaming from ear to ear.
"Excellent! Excellent! Today, Wuzhuang Temple is doubly blessed!"
"Let's go, let's have a ginseng fruit feast and celebrate properly!"
Upon hearing about the banquet and ginseng fruit...
Dijiang, who was originally standing to the side, was wondering how to strike up a conversation with Hongyun.
His eyes lit up instantly, and he shamelessly moved closer.
"Oh dear, congratulations to you two on the arrival of your esteemed disciples!"
"It's better to meet by chance than to meet by plan. Today, I, Dijiang, will shamelessly..."
"Just tagging along for a meal and sharing in the festive cheer!"
"You two won't mind, will you?"
Hongyun's lips twitched, but she couldn't bring herself to hit someone who was smiling, so she could only grit her teeth and accept it.
Lu Ya, who also loved to join in the fun, quickly raised his hand.
"Me too! Me too! I'll represent the Demon Court to offer my blessings, meow!"
So, a large group of people surged toward the banquet hall of Wuzhuang Temple.
……
Meanwhile, outside the Thirty-Three Heavens, in the Demon Court, at the Sun God Palace.
Emperor Jun was sitting in front of the large imperial desk.
He frowned as he reviewed the mountain of memorials.
"Achoo!"
Suddenly, without warning, Di Jun sneezed loudly.
"Um?"
"At my level, how could I sneeze for no reason?"
"Could someone be plotting against me?"
Emperor Jun's heart stirred, and he immediately summoned his innate treasure, the Hetu Luoshu, to begin deducing the secrets of heaven.
A moment later, Di Jun looked at the image displayed by the divination.
I was completely dumbfounded; my eyes almost popped out of their sockets.
In the picture is her beloved son, Lu Ya.
He was wearing cat ears and sitting at the same table with the Ancestral Witch Dijiang, whom he hated with a passion!
The two were arm in arm, clinking glasses and exchanging toasts.
They were smiling so brightly, it was almost like they were about to become sworn brothers on the spot!
"Oh shit!"
Di Jun slammed his hand on the table, trembling with anger.
"Why is my son hanging out with that old scoundrel, Dijiang?!"
"That old bastard is full of bad intentions; he's always trying to scam people!"
"Could my son have been turned by Dijiang?!"
"Is he going to betray the Demon Court and become a live-in son-in-law of the Witch Clan?!"