Chapter 119 Tornado Destroys Parking Lot! Li Jing: Is this a legitimate magic weapon?
Chapter 119 Tornado Destroys Parking Lot! Li Jing: Is this a legitimate magic weapon?
Zhao Gongming sighed helplessly and patted him on the shoulder.
"Senior brother, calm down."
"I understand your desire for them to use abstract magical artifacts."
"but……"
Zhao Gongming pointed to Yang Jiao, Yang Jian, and Yang Chan, who were still looking bewildered.
"They are still just ordinary people!"
"Not even a trace of magic power!"
"Even if you give them the magic weapon, can they activate it?"
"You must first teach them cultivation before they embark on the path to immortality."
"Once we have the ability to protect ourselves, it's not too late to talk about magical artifacts!"
Master Yu Ding was taken aback, then suddenly slapped his thigh, realizing what had happened.
"Yes, that's true!"
"I was too impatient!"
"I was only thinking about watching them... cough, I was only thinking about making them stronger."
"Disciples, come here, your master will now impart to you the Jade Purity Immortal Techniques!"
Watching Master Yuding begin to seriously instruct Yang Jian and his two siblings in meditation and qi cultivation.
Zhao Gongming nodded with satisfaction.
Just then.
hum!
The communication jade slip at Zhao Gongming's waist suddenly vibrated.
With a sweep of his divine sense, he heard Cihang Daoist's excited voice coming from inside.
"Junior Brother Zhao, hurry to Chentang Pass on the shore of the East China Sea!"
"Me, Taiyi, and my fellow disciples Manjushri."
"He took in three exceptionally talented disciples at the home of General Li Jing!"
"Moreover, these three lads are exceptionally talented, and we've been pushing them too hard..."
"No, I mean, with your meticulous guidance, they've already broken through to the Celestial Immortal realm!"
"You promised before that you'd forge abstract magic weapons for me once you took on a disciple!"
"Come quick and help! We've got all the materials ready!"
Upon hearing the message, Zhao Gongming's eyes lit up.
"Chen Tang Pass, Li Jing's three sons?"
"Jinzha, Muzha, Nezha?"
"Good heavens, this is a key vanguard officer in the Investiture of the Gods!"
After Zhao Gongming greeted Yu Ding Zhenren and explained the situation,
He then used the Heaven and Earth Teleportation Talisman and instantly disappeared from the spot.
……
Chentang Pass, General's Residence.
As soon as Zhao Gongming appeared, he was warmly welcomed inside by his three senior brothers, Taiyi, Wenshu, and Cihang.
Inside the main hall, Li Jing stood respectfully to one side.
In front of the three Golden Immortals stood three teenagers.
Zhao Gongming glanced at the three men, nodded slightly, and silently evaluated them in his heart.
The eldest brother, Jin Zha, had a tall and straight posture and a resolute gaze.
He looks very mature and composed.
He's a reliable and good older brother.
The second son, Mu Zha, was sharp and ambitious.
Standing there, he resembled a sword yet to be drawn, exuding a commanding presence.
The third son, Nezha, had two topknots sticking out of his head.
Wearing a red bellyband, her eyes darted around.
He looks like a reckless and unruly troublemaker.
"Excellent, excellent!"
Zhao Gongming stroked his chin, a villainous smile spreading across his face.
"These three little guys have very different personalities."
"It's simply an excellent medium for abstract art!"
"Don't worry, my three senior brothers, I will definitely give them to them."
"Tailor-made for the most suitable abstract magic weapon!"
Taiyi, Manjushri, and Cihang were overjoyed.
They quickly stuffed the top-quality natural treasures they had prepared into Zhao Gongming's hands.
Without wasting any words, Zhao Gongming borrowed a secret room in the Li residence and began his secluded cultivation to refine weapons.
……
Forty-nine days later.
boom!
The door to the secret chamber opened, and Zhao Gongming walked out with a beaming smile.
He was holding three strangely shaped magical artifacts in his hands.
Inside the main hall, the three Li brothers and the three Golden Immortals had been waiting impatiently.
"Come on, let's distribute the gear!"
Zhao Gongming walked up to Jin Zha.
He handed over a pair of blue and yellow shoes.
Sneakers with an extremely modern design.
[Item Name: Curry's Sneakers]
[Rank: Acquired Spiritual Treasure (Conceptual Level)]
[Conceptual Attribute: Goodnight, Forced Dance]
[Effect: Wearing these shoes activates hard crowd control!]
[Force the enemy to abandon all resistance and face you head-on!]
Let's dance to the catchy Curry song together!
As long as you keep dancing, the enemy will never be able to break free!
[Side effect: Goodnight dance steps]
[Restriction: The user must also make fists with both hands and place them on either side of their cheeks]
[Wildly twist your hips while singing loudly in an extremely cheerful tone]
"La la la la la la la~~"
"Kurri Kurri Kurri!"
"This is our Curry, the Curry with unparalleled skill!"
Jin Zha looked at the shoes, and a crack appeared on his mature and composed face.
Immediately afterwards, Zhao Gongming walked up to Muzha.
He handed over a magnificent cross-shaped greatsword.
A bright red cherry was hanging on the hilt of the sword.
[Magic Item Name: Substitute Holy Sword]
[Rank: Acquired Spiritual Treasure (Conceptual Level)]
[Conceptual Attribute: Stand User - Invincible in Melee Combat]
[Effect: Drawing the holy sword summons a substitute form of equal strength to oneself, but with an invincible physical body!]
[Unleash an extremely ferocious barrage of melee attacks on the enemy!]
Damage taken by the Stand will not be reflected back to the Stand!
[Side effect: JOJO stance - Cherry Trick]
[Limitation: When summoning a Stand, a cherry will automatically appear in the user's mouth!]
[You must be like Noriaki Kakyoin, constantly flicking the cherry with your tongue and making bewitching sounds!]
[Rero Rero Rero...]
[During Stand battles, the user must assume a contorted JoJo's Bizarre Adventure pose and roar wildly!]
[Ora Ora Ora Ora or Omokamaru Omokamaru Omokamaru!]
Mu Zha's aura was as sharp as a sword.
The moment I heard "lè lè lè lè", everything collapsed.
Finally, Zhao Gongming looked at the mischievous child Nezha with a smile.
He handed over a pair of black half-finger gloves with tiger claw patterns.
[Item Name: Black Tiger Afu's Gloves]
[Rank: Acquired Spiritual Treasure (Conceptual Level)]
[Conceptual Attribute: Causal Locking - Attack Guaranteed to Hit!]
[Effect: Wearing gloves makes you immune to enemy attacks, no matter how they dodge!]
Every attack you make will trigger a causal law that guarantees a 100% hit!
Even if you shoot blindly with your eyes closed, you can still accurately hit the enemy's vital points!
[Side effect: A barrage of trash talk and a master of move explanations!]
[Limitation: The user's personality will become arrogant!]
[Every move must be executed with exaggerated martial arts techniques!]
[And then he yelled out the name of the outrageous move!]
"Tornado destroys parking lot!"
"A crow flies an airplane!"
"Black Tiger Claws Out the Heart, Mount Tai Presses Down, Two Dragons Play with a Pearl!"
"Mantis Fist, Snake Step, Lotus Float, Scorpion Palm!"
"Flamenco steps!!!"
……
After Zhao Gongming finished explaining the functions and side effects of the three magical treasures in detail...
The entire lobby fell into a deathly silence.
Jinzha imagined himself as a steady and reliable older brother.
He was wiggling his hips and singing "Curry, the master of technique," right in front of the two armies...
Mu Zha imagined himself holding a cherry in his mouth.
Rolling her eyes and making crazy "laughing" sounds.
Then he shouted "Ora Ora..."
Nezha imagined himself riding on his Wind Fire Wheels.
Shouts rang out: Tornado destroys parking lot...
The three Li brothers were immediately petrified.
They held three abstract magical artifacts in their hands, their faces completely bewildered.
"Is this our powerful secret weapon?"
"But if we use this magic weapon, how can we live with dignity in Chen Tang Pass?"
Meanwhile, Li Jing, who had been watching all of this, was utterly shattered by the collapse of his worldview.
He looked at Taiyi, Wenshu, and Cihang with undisguised excitement on his face.
Li Jing couldn't help but clutch his slightly aching chest and complain.
"My esteemed immortals..."
"Is this... really a legitimate magic weapon?!"
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