Everything I bought on online shopping platforms was genuine.

Chapter 1203 The Bandits Are Here!

Under duress and enticement from the crowd, Chuanmei quickly took out her stock.

Looking at the remaining lychees and blueberries on the coffee table, none of them were very satisfied.

"What do you mean? If foreigners see this, they'll think we can't afford it. Give us ten pounds each, ten pounds each!!" Lin Mo shouted.

Although there were still two plastic bags of lychees and blueberries, there were many of them, so dividing them up wouldn't be a big deal, especially since he wasn't alone at home.

"No, that's all I have, it's all here!" Chuanmei explained.

He even opened the refrigerator to show them, but no one gave him any face.

Class monitor: "Why don't you just post another video and ask your fans for money? You're shameless enough to do that, just consider it begging online!"

He Xiaoyue: "Exactly!"

Upon hearing this, the Sichuan girl put on a mournful face and said, "No, don't mess with me. Here's what we'll do: let's go to the supermarket. Whatever fruit you want, I'll pay for it today. You can even bring back a whole sack of durians, I won't say a word."

If I post a video and become an online beggar again, our blueberries and lychees will be so plentiful that they'll rot and we won't be able to sell them.

"We can't exactly hire college students again, can we?"

Lin Mo: "Don't worry, if you can get as many lychees and blueberries as garlic shoots, the college students will only thank you."

Maybe they'll even forgive you for making them eat garlic sprouts before!

Are lychees and blueberries the same as garlic shoots? Especially girls, they all love to eat fruit.

However, if the Sichuan girl really manages to bring in so many lychees and garlic shoots, it will definitely have a significant impact on the nearby fruit stalls and supermarkets.

Vegetable supermarkets were affected a few days ago, although not significantly, but it was definitely a real issue.

Fortunately, the garlic sprouts were all consumed by the school cafeteria in the end, otherwise the garlic sprouts at the nearby vegetable shop would definitely have rotted.

"What's the point of buying it from the supermarket? I want to eat the ones your fans sent!" Miss Yuan said excitedly.

She's the one who thrives on chaos. As for whether lychees and blueberries will become rampant, she doesn't care, since they're not going to rot in her own yard anyway.

"Alright, Sister Yuan, since Chuanmei is so sincere, let's accept his kindness and go to the supermarket to get some fruit," the class monitor said with a smile.

Miss Yuan doesn't care, but she does. As long as there are benefits, she doesn't care who spends the money.

And so, the Sichuan girl was dragged to the supermarket by the group. Lin Mo bought a peeled durian, half a watermelon, strawberries, cherries, and whatever was expensive, filling a whole bag.

He was quite satisfied with the price of over three hundred yuan.

The class monitor, He Xiaoyue, and her companion each took two durians, and then added some other fruits, spending more money than he did.

Wang was helping to carry things, feeling a little embarrassed. As for Miss Yuan, she didn't take any fruit, finding it too heavy, but instead bought two grilled sausages and ate them with great relish.

After leaving the supermarket, everyone went home with their spoils, except for Chuanmei, who had paid a price of over a thousand yuan and was heartbroken.

There's nothing we can do about it; he kept all the benefits for himself and only gave the garlic sprouts to his friends.

“Come on, let’s go to the city to relax for a few days to celebrate your thesis passing,” Miss Yuan invited.

Upon hearing this, everyone thought for a moment and agreed, since passing the thesis was indeed something to celebrate.

After all, apart from the girl from Sichuan, the others had all suffered because of their theses, so passing them was definitely something to celebrate.

"Okay, where to?" Lin Mo asked.

Miss Yuan rolled her eyes at her and said, "Go wherever you want, Mundo. You really are something. Do you have to have a destination when you go out to play? The most important thing about going out to play is not the destination or what you do, but the act of going out!" "Sister Yuan is right. But Sister Yuan, your dress is so beautiful today. I've never seen you wear it before," He Xiaoyue first agreed with Miss Yuan's statement and then began to praise her.

After returning from the supermarket, Miss Yuan went back to change her clothes. This time, instead of the little skirt she wore before, she wore a beige long dress that reached her ankles, which looked very pretty.

Of course, this is only considered a long skirt for her. If Liu Ruyan wore it, although it wouldn't be considered a short skirt, it would just be an ordinary skirt, probably reaching below the knee.

Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan rolled her eyes at her and said, "What skirt? These are pants, they have a crotch!"

As she spoke, she raised her leg and kicked the Sichuan girl. Everyone immediately saw that she did indeed have a crotch.

Upon seeing this, Lin Mo's eyes widened: "Huh? I think I know what this thing is called... what's it called again?"

Sichuan girl: "Scottish flirting!"

Lin Mo: "Yes, yes, it's that dress."

Miss Yuan: →_→

"First of all, it's called Scottish style; secondly, it's not a skirt, just like mine!"

"Are you guys even capable? You can't even remember this?"

It's worth noting that Xiao Shenyang, who never became as popular as he was in 09, is a household name for his skit "Not Short of Money".

Lin Mo: "Sister Yuan, back then we were six or seven years old, it was already good enough if we had any memories of it. And that was only after short video platforms became popular, and we searched for it ourselves!"

Miss Yuan:

At that time, Miss Yuan was already old enough to remember things. If it were someone like Liu Ruyan, who didn't know about this skit, they could almost be treated as spies. If they were to report her, they might just be walking 500,000 yuan.

But in any case, the pants Miss Yuan is wearing now are pretty much that style.

Standing here with her legs together, it's just like a skirt.

Suddenly, an exclamation mark appeared above He Xiaoyue's head: "Huh?"

Sichuan girl: "Hey!!"

Lin Mo: "Hmm (fourth tone)!!"

Squad leader: "Sister Yuan, how about you?"

Miss Yuan:

"No, I don't want to wear one leg, it's too weird, but Li Shiya can try it on!"

Sichuan girl: "Sigh~~"

Upon hearing this, the Sichuan girl sighed; he had been caught in the crossfire!

Soon, the group of six people in two cars headed straight for the city, intending to stop by the market to buy the same pair of pants for Chuanmei so he could wear them as a skirt.

Then they went to a seafood buffet and had a blast. During this time, everyone urged Chuanmei to call out the girl who could eat nine dishes in one meal. They really wanted to get to know her, since that kind of person is perfect for buffets. But Chuanmei absolutely refused.

In the afternoon, the group drove and unknowingly arrived at a familiar place: [Xinxin Internet Cafe].

They're hopeless; they came out to have fun, but ended up in an internet cafe.

However, as soon as the group got out of the car and walked in, the boss, who was on duty at the front desk, suddenly widened his eyes and shouted inside, "All the escorts, hide! Don't show yourselves! Bandits are here!"

Everyone: ? ? ?

(End of this chapter)