indianbanksassociation Chapter 1202 Look, it's alive!
Chapter 1202 Look, it's alive!
Lin Mo felt wronged; he was warned for no reason, and in such a humiliating way at that.
Doesn't Lin have any pride? When has he ever been treated like this? He then pulled Miss Yuan downstairs.
So what if they want to leave? It's just a show, and we've seen enough of it anyway. We can just stop watching now.
If Zhao Yun knew what he was thinking, she would definitely despise him. "You've seen enough, there's no more excitement to watch now, okay? The people have already been taken away, what's the point of watching anymore!"
They couldn't very well chase him to the police station to watch the commotion, could they? Of course, Miss Yuan definitely wanted to go to the police station, but Lin Mo felt guilty, as the handcuff incident was a handle that Zhao Yun had on him.
If she were to say it out loud, Miss Yuan would laugh him to death! Just thinking about it made him breathless.
"This is so exciting! Our neighborhood group chat is buzzing with this, everyone's talking about it. Should I spill the beans?"
At the Sichuan girl's residence, Miss Yuan excitedly held her phone while sitting on the sofa.
Because she had been inside, although she was thrown out by Zhao Yun after a short time, she still knew more about the situation inside than the others.
For example, when she went in, she saw a scene where a man was beating his wife, and the man's best friend was also kicking the adulterer.
The police and firefighters almost couldn't stop it; it was incredibly exciting. It's a shame there were police officers there to restrain them; otherwise, it would have been even more thrilling if a full-blown brawl had broken out.
"No, Sister Yuan, they're in this group too. Don't let them see it!" the class monitor advised.
He Xiaoyue didn't care: "So what? A lot of people in the group are talking about this, it's not just us."
However, I've only ever seen this kind of plot on TV before; this is the first time I've seen it in real life.
"So, how did you guys find out?" Lin Mo asked.
Director Wang raised his hand: "I just passed my thesis and was breathing a sigh of relief. I was standing by the window smoking when I suddenly saw a man wearing only his underwear loitering outside the window."
At first, I thought he was an air conditioner repairman, but when I saw he was barefoot and only wearing his underwear, I realized what he meant. I immediately called the class monitor and Xiaoyue to check, and after the three of us confirmed it, we called you!
"By the way, have all your papers been approved?" He Xiaoyue asked excitedly.
Judging from her state, you can tell she must have passed away; otherwise, she would be frowning and looking miserable, let alone watching the show.
Everyone nodded, and Lin Mo said, "I passed!"
Sichuan girl: "I passed too. I checked our class group chat and it seems like everyone passed. Next is the defense!"
This time, as long as the revisions to the paper aren't too outrageous, they'll almost always pass; it's an old tradition.
"That's great! Now we can relax!" He Xiaoyue said happily.
Upon hearing this, the class monitor rolled his eyes at the group and poured cold water on their enthusiasm, saying, "Don't be too happy yet. You also need to prepare for the defense. You need to extract the essence of your thesis and present it in a short time. The teachers will ask questions, and then we will answer them."
Don't stumble during your final presentation or be unable to answer questions; that would be disastrous!
Hearing this, the group was taken aback. Seeing this, the class monitor couldn't help but continue, "Wait, you guys didn't see the notice about the defense requirements that the advisor sent out, did you?"
Everyone shook their heads in unison. The class monitor slapped his forehead, speechless.
Then everyone hurriedly took out their phones to check, and the previously excited atmosphere cooled down considerably.
Well, the requirements for the defense aren't difficult. Even if some content needs to be memorized, it's not a big deal for them. The challenge is being able to express themselves fluently in front of the teachers.
Many people are like this: they can memorize things on their own without any problem, but asking me to give a speech in front of a crowd is worse than killing them.
Lin Mo was like that. Although his memory was definitely not a problem now, he was a little flustered at the thought of having to present it in front of several teachers.
He's the kind of person who gets nervous even when standing on a platform and looking down at the audience. Simply put, he's used to standing in a crowd since he was a child, rather than under the spotlight or in the center of a stage.
"Alright, no matter what, it's the last hurdle, let's just do it!" Director Wang suddenly said.
Hearing this, everyone was taken aback. Lin Mo laughed and said, "Wow, Director Wang, you've changed your ways! You actually have this kind of awareness?"
"Are you looking down on me? I've been hanging out with the class monitor for so long, how could I not have changed at all? Besides, this defense is really just about memorizing, so just memorize it and that's it. You can't just skip it that day!" Director Wang said.
He Xiaoyue: "Director Wang is right. Even if we're on our last legs, we have to grit our teeth and go!"
It has to be said that what Director Wang said was absolutely right. There was only one way out, so what else could they do but not go? However, this guy couldn't have said such insightful things before. Then he gave the squad leader a thumbs up and said, "It's all thanks to the squad leader's good training. Director Wang has actually become intelligent."
The squad leader rolled his eyes at him and said, "Get lost, you never speak properly!"
Just then, the Sichuan girl opened the refrigerator, took out two small bowls, and said, "Come on, have some lychees and blueberries!"
No one stood on ceremony, and they sat down and started eating. "Not bad, Chuanzi, you live alone, and your quality of life has obviously improved. You've even bought fruit," Lin Mo said with a smile.
It's not that Sichuan girls are poor. Even before they became self-media creators, it would have been easy for them to afford these two kinds of fruit. It's just that the men are too lazy to buy them.
Fruit is never a necessity in boys' dormitories. Usually, they might not even buy it once every six months. But whenever someone buys it, the others will turn into bandits and quickly snatch it all up.
That's why he was so surprised to see the Sichuan girl living alone and buying fruit instead.
"What are you saying? As a big internet celebrity, why would I need to sell fruit? My fans just send it to me, okay?"
"Besides, it's not just garlic sprouts that's overflowing lately, lychees and blueberries are also in abundance. Some fans have sent me quite a few!" the Sichuan girl said proudly.
Upon hearing this, everyone was agitated.
"No, when did I send it to you? How come I didn't know? I'm the one who receives all your packages!" The class monitor immediately exploded.
You know, she opened almost all of those packages, and she was so tired of doing it that she almost threw up. They were all garlic sprouts, and there wasn't a single one that contained lychees or blueberries!
Chuanmei: "We chatted privately. I asked him to put it at the supermarket at the main entrance of the community, so the ones that were placed directly in our studio were all garlic sprouts. The ones that were placed at the supermarket at the main entrance were all fruits. I've been eating them for more than a week!"
Class monitor: (艹皿艹)
Wang Chu: (ノ｀Д)ノ
He Xiaoyue: (￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮(￣▽￣///)
Lin Mo: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
All four of them exploded at once. What kind of person is this? He asked his friends to share the garlic sprouts, but then he ate all the fruit by himself?
He also said he'd been eating it for over a week, meaning that since someone brought him garlic shoots last week, someone had also brought him fruit. As a result, he ate the garlic shoots ravenously but didn't give a single penny of the fruit. Is that even human?
You know, neither lychees nor blueberries are cheap; they're really expensive to buy in supermarkets. But here, this Sichuan girl is showing off her amazing prices.
Soon, the Sichuan girl was knocked to the ground by the four men.
Squad leader: "You shoved the garlic sprouts at me, but you don't want the fruit, do you?!"
Director Wang: "How can you be so selfish? You're despicable!"
He Xiaoyue: "We even helped you set up a stall to sell garlic sprouts, and you've really disappointed me!"
Lin Mo: "No, you're so naive. You should have just said you wanted lychees and blueberries. If you had brought a whole truckload, we wouldn't have had to worry about selling them."
"I...I didn't think that much! Stop hitting me! Stop hitting me! I was wrong! I still have some left, take it all!" Chuanmei pleaded, lying on the floor with her head in her hands.
He hadn't expected such a strong reaction from the crowd. He should have asked for more; after all, the lychees and blueberries over there had been reduced to being used as feed for cows and chickens.
The four of them gave the Sichuan girl a good beating, while Miss Yuan had almost finished eating.
When it comes to food, Miss Yuan demonstrates remarkable wisdom; she is able to suppress her emotions and focus solely on eating.
After Lin Mo and his group had finished fighting, and Miss Yuan had finished eating, she patted her stomach, looked at the Sichuan girl, and shouted, "Damn it, I really want to beat you to death! Watch me, Crow, take off!"
After saying that, she jumped up on the spot. The next second, the Sichuan girl kicked her legs twice and then stopped moving. When everyone saw this, Li Shiya even stuck out her tongue.
"Sister Yuan, Sister Yuan, get up quickly, Chuanzi seems to be dying," Lin Mo said.
Despite saying that, he has absolutely no fighting skills; he just stands there talking and doing nothing. It would be better to just sit there and kill this idiot.
They even ate garlic sprouts for so long to help the Sichuan girl relieve stress, but this girl herself ate fruit late at night, and such expensive fruit at that.
"Don't worry, he's still breathing!" Miss Yuan said.
Seeing this, Wang Chu said with some concern, "But Chuanzi is sticking his tongue out!"
Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan rolled her eyes at him, then reached into her pocket, took out a lighter, and casually removed the electronic component from it.
Then, holding the electronic device, he flicked the tongue out of the Sichuan girl's mouth.
Sichuan girl: ┗|｀O′|┛Aww~~
Upon seeing this, Miss Yuan pointed with her small hand: "Look, it's alive!"
Everyone:
It has to be said that the flat-chested loli was too brutal. At most, they would kick the Sichuan girl in the butt a couple of times, but Miss Yuan really wanted to beat him to death!
"Now that you're alive, stop talking nonsense and hurry up and hand over the lychees and blueberries. Hurry up and stop pretending to be dead!" Lin Mo kicked Chuan Mei and said.
Sichuan girl:.
He realized that he had encountered some truly terrible fathers, especially Miss Yuan, who almost sent him to his death. Is that how you use the phrase "a crow flies an airplane"? She almost turned him into an invertebrate.
(End of this chapter)