indianbanksassociation Chapter 173 My Husband Slapped Me! Ksitigarbha: Senior Brother, how do I use these pants?
Chapter 173 My Husband Slapped Me! Ksitigarbha: Senior Brother, how do I use these pants?
With the widespread adoption of the Primordial Sky Net.
The entire prehistoric world was plunged into an unprecedented online frenzy.
All living beings in the primordial world were frantically trying to familiarize themselves with this novel thing.
The various live streaming rooms were a chaotic scene, with all sorts of things flourishing.
Donghuang Taiyi's live stream is a regular on the trending topics list.
The content is monotonous and irritating.
It features an immersive first-person perspective chase experience.
The scene always shows Taiyi carrying Liu Haizhu's cleaver.
He chased after Dijiang, who was riding a wheelchair, and slashed wildly.
Accompanied by my roar of "I'll kill you!"
And the background music I listened to on Mount Akina last night.
The viewership ratings remain high.
Meanwhile, the Goddess Tea Party of the Moon Star became a viral sensation online.
The three sisters, Xihe, Changxi, and Wangshu, gathered together.
Without using beauty filters.
While eating sunflower seeds, they chatted with each other about their husbands.
"Does anyone in the family understand this?"
"It's one thing for that old guy Dijun to snore when he sleeps."
"And he insists on sleeping in that armor that gets more and more exciting the more he fights."
"He would occasionally yell 'That feels so good!' in the middle of the night, it was terrifying!"
"Exactly, my family's Dijiang is even more outrageous."
"I have to wear gloves when I whip him."
"He gets upset if I don't smoke him; I can't live like this anymore!"
Looking at all this gossip flying around.
The netizens of the prehistoric era were thoroughly enjoying the gossip.
……
At the forefront of the nationwide live streaming trend.
As a co-founder of Skynet.
The number one arms dealer in the primordial world.
Zhao Gongming naturally followed the crowd.
He launched his first live stream.
The live stream title was arrogant and full of mystery.
"Creating Abstract Magic Weapons Online! You'll Never Understand My Abstraction!"
hum!
The live stream had just started.
Relying on Zhao Gongming's formidable reputation as the greatest prankster in the primordial world.
This immediately caused hundreds of millions of viewers to flood in like a tidal wave.
On the screen, a dense barrage of comments instantly appeared.
They were all just showering each other with compliments.
[Oh my god, Immortal Gongming is streaming! Let's take a group photo in the front row!]
"Brother Gongming, look at me! I love the abstract magical artifact you crafted so much! It's practically a work of art from the primordial era!"
[Eldest brother is awesome! I request a custom-made magic weapon that can kill my master. Price is negotiable!]
Zhao Gongming sat on a recliner.
Looking at the screen full of praise and the gift effects flying everywhere.
I was actually quite excited.
"Hehe, no wonder so many internet celebrities liked live streaming in my past life."
"The feeling of being flattered by hundreds of millions of people...it's really exhilarating!"
However, it was personally taught by a sage.
You still need to maintain a certain level of sophistication.
Zhao Gongming cleared his throat.
He pretended to straighten his clothes.
He spoke to the camera with a very serious expression.
"Ahem, hello family."
"It's all thanks to everyone's praise."
"I am just an ordinary craftsman."
"Since everyone likes abstract magical artifacts so much."
"Then this humble Taoist priest will refine something online today."
"It's normal to show everyone my skills."
These words immediately caused the live chat to erupt in excitement once again.
Holy crap, to be able to witness the immortal Zhao Gongming crafting an abstract magic weapon with my own eyes—that's amazing!
Witness history, witness the birth of a miracle!
At the same time, a comment from a user with golden light appeared on the screen, asking a question.
【May I ask, Immortal, is this newly crafted magical artifact for your own protection, or has it already been reserved by a buyer?】
I saw this comment.
Zhao Gongming smiled, a smile that seemed to adore his fans.
He waved his hand generously.
He announced it with great pride and confidence.
"Since this is my first live stream, I naturally want to give my family some treats!"
"The abstract magical artifact that was refined this time."
"I will neither sell nor keep any; I will use them all for a lottery!"
"Just follow me in the live stream."
"Say one thing: Senior Brother Gongming is the coolest."
"You'll have a chance to win this groundbreaking, concept-level gadget for free, with free shipping to your door!"
boom!
As soon as these words were spoken, the entire live stream room exploded!
That's a concept-level magic weapon!
Strategic nuclear weapons that are priceless!
The frenzy in the comments section increased tenfold.
Some outrageous and inhumane words even appeared.
[Senior Brother Gongming is the most handsome! Pick me! Pick me!]
[My husband hit me, and I'm willing to do anything for him!]
[Hey male cultivator upstairs, show some restraint! My husband's mine, hit me!]
I saw a screen full of messages about my husband hitting me.
Zhao Gongming wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, feeling quite ashamed.
"This generation of netizens... is too wild, they don't care about what men or women eat."
"Enough with the chit-chat, let's get started!"
Zhao Gongming did not personally walk to the furnace.
Instead, he casually snapped his fingers.
hum!
A vast and boundless aura of creation, seemingly capable of splitting the heavens and earth.
It instantly filled the live stream room.
Three flowers were seen gathered on Zhao Gongming's head.
A single flower has thirty-six petals.
A lotus phantom, radiating endless chaotic blue light, slowly emerged.
Immediately following was a figure that looked exactly like Zhao Gongming.
But his demeanor was gentle and compassionate.
He stepped out from the blue lotus.
It was the benevolent corpse that Zhao Gongming had created by using the Thirty-Six Petals of the Creation Lotus!
The benevolent corpse smiled slightly at the camera.
He turned and walked toward the Nine Dragon Cauldron.
They began to skillfully process rare and precious materials to refine magical artifacts.
Meanwhile, Zhao Gongming himself remained comfortably reclining in the rocking chair.
He continued chatting and laughing with the viewers in the live chat.
The live stream was originally scrolling wildly.
The moment I saw that blue lotus.
An eerie silence descended.
A full ten seconds passed.
The comments section erupted like a volcano, completely engulfing everyone in a frenzy!
【I'm blanching, I'm blanching, I'm blanching, and what do I see?!】
The Thirty-Six Grade Creation Lotus—that's a supreme treasure of chaos!
[He actually used a Chaos Treasure to slay his benevolent self, and then made the benevolent self work on refining weapons while his true self just sat around eating melon seeds?!]
Is this the foundation of a top-tier expert? This display of power... I give it full marks, and I'm not afraid he'll get arrogant!
The screen was filled with shock and admiration in the comments.
Zhao Gongming's lips curled into a wild smile.
"Hehe, that was a huge success!"
……
With the help of a benevolent corpse and the blessing of the Nine Dragon Cauldron, the refining speed was extremely fast.
In less than half a day.
boom!
An extremely pungent odor emanated from the Nine Dragons Cauldron.
A black smoke that makes one want to vomit.
A piece with a design suitable for everyday life.
Even a bit childlike... open-crotch pants.
It fell into the hands of the benevolent corpse.
[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have successfully refined it!]
[Magic Item Name: Pants for Self-Reliance and Self-Improvement]
[Rank: Acquired Spiritual Treasure (Conceptual Level)]
[Conceptual Attribute: Biological Weapon - Foul Baptism]
[Effect: Wearing these pants will summon a stream of dark water from the Netherworld, emitting a strong odor of excrement!]
[Like a high-pressure water jet, it relentlessly assaulted the enemy!]
This water ignores defenses, is extremely difficult to wash off, and leaves enemies with a lingering, nauseating stench that can last for centuries—a pure biological attack!
[Side effect: Baby is great - toilet training]
[Restriction: When launching an attack, the user must slightly bend their knees, clench their fists and place them in front of their chest, assuming a standard posture like a baby pooping!]
[Dialogue: You must sing a children's song loudly with a face full of excitement and pride!]
"Starting today, I'm going to use the toilet by myself!"
"Mom and Dad, don't underestimate me!!"
At the same time, the system provides feedback and rewards.
This almost caused Zhao Gongming to fall off his rocking chair.
[Ding! Supreme God-level Critical Strike Triggered!]
[Congratulations, host, you have obtained the Chaos Treasure: Chaos Law Sword!]
[Note: This sword contains the true essence of the laws of three thousand chaotic gods and demons; a single swing can sever three thousand Great Daos!]
"Holy crap?!"
Zhao Gongming sensed the weapon within his sea of consciousness.
An ancient longsword exuding an aura of endless destruction and law.
I was so excited that I was trembling all over.
"The Chaos Law Sword, yet another supreme treasure of chaos!"
"The Thirty-Six Grades of Creation Green Lotus Slays the Good Corpse."
"The Primordial Measuring Ruler slays the evil corpse."
"Now, this sword of the laws of chaos."
"Perfect for severing attachments!"
"The top-tier magical artifacts for severing the three corpses are all gathered!"
Zhao Gongming suppressed his overwhelming joy and took a deep breath.
He held the pair of pants that symbolized self-reliance and independence in his hand.
I showed it to the live stream audience.
"Family members, the magic weapon is complete!"
"This magical artifact's main feature is a biological attack; anyone who uses it will know!"
"The side effect is that it adds a tiny bit of childlike innocence."
"Enough with the chit-chat, let's get straight to the screenshot giveaway!"
"Three, two, one, stop!"
Zhao Gongming casually made a gesture, and the light screen froze.
He glanced at the lucky winner's ID and immediately burst out laughing.
"Congratulations to this fellow Daoist who vows not to become a Buddha until hell is empty."
"I've won the grand prize for this abstract magical artifact!"
Please send me your address via private message.
"I'll send it to you right now... Huh?"
Zhao Gongming hadn't finished speaking.
hum!
The void in front of him suddenly fluctuated violently.
The space was violently torn apart.
A man wearing a cassock, his brow beaded with sweat.
A figure panting heavily.
It was squeezed out directly from the spatial rift.
He scrambled and stumbled to Zhao Gongming's side.
The visitor was none other than Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva of the Western Sect!
He actually used a spatial escape technique that consumed a great deal of energy.
It traversed half of the primordial world.
The first offline face-to-face meeting was completed at lightning speed!
Ksitigarbha grabbed Zhao Gongming's hand.
His eyes gleamed with fervor.
A twisted, vengeful light.
He asked eagerly.
"Senior, it's me! I won the lottery!"
"Quick, tell me!"
"How exactly do you use this magical artifact that can cause unbearable pain?!"
"I can't wait to go and give those two bastards, the pharmacist and Maitreya, a bath!"
His face was full of fervor.
Ksitigarbha is eager to take his magic weapon and seek revenge.
A cunning look immediately appeared on Zhao Gongming's face.
A mysterious and unpredictable smile.
He handed over the pair of open-crotch pants with cartoon patterns.
Then slowly and clearly.
To explain the function of this magical artifact.
And those devastating side effects.
He told Ksitigarbha everything exactly as it was told him.
"...In short, this black water ignores defenses."
"It can leave the enemy with a stench that lasts for a century."
"As for you, all you need to do is bend your legs slightly."
"Place your fists in front of your chest."
"Make a gesture as if you're pooping, and then sing excitedly."
"Starting today, I'm going to use the toilet by myself."
"Mom and Dad, don't underestimate me."
"How about that? Wasn't it easy?"
Gah!
Jizo's original smile of ecstatic joy at winning the lottery.
Upon hearing the gesture of pooping.
And that moment with that outrageous children's song.
It froze completely, then vanished without a trace.
Instead, there was extreme fear and existential doubt.
"This...this is fucking..."
Ksitigarbha held the open-crotch pants in his hands.
My hands were shaking so badly it looked like I had Parkinson's.
Meanwhile, the chat in the live stream room was filled with comments.
After a brief period of silence.
An unprecedented explosion occurred in an instant!
The screen was flooded with question marks and horrified emojis.
【? ? ? ? ? ? 】
Holy crap, is this even a human capable of using?!
[God, if someone uses the toilet by themselves, how will they ever be able to hold their head high in the primordial world?!]
[A biological weapon! This is absolutely an anti-human biological weapon!]
[Immortal Zhao Gongming, what exactly triggered you to create something like this?!]
Looking at the doubts in the comments.
Zhao Gongming casually shrugged.
He explained it to the camera in a very serious tone.
"Family members, we're out of ideas."
"This magic weapon is incredibly powerful."
"A causal biological attack that ignores defenses!"
"The Way of Heaven exists to maintain the balance of the primordial world."
"Some suppression and consequences are always necessary."
"This is called the law of conservation of energy!"
After explaining, Zhao Gongming turned to look at Dizang, who was still in a daze.
A wicked smile curled at the corner of his mouth as he made his final request.
"Junior Brother Ksitigarbha, since you drew this magic treasure, it naturally belongs to you."
"However, as a perk for this live stream..."
"You have to be here, in front of the entire online audience."
"Let's demonstrate the power of this magical weapon right here!"
"You can take it away after the demonstration is complete!"
"What?!" Ksitigarbha exclaimed in horror.
My instinct was to refuse.
Singing while pooping in front of the entire prehistoric world?!
This is worse than killing him!
but……
Ksitigarbha looked down at the magic weapon in his hand.
Then I remembered the smug faces of my senior brother, the Pharmacist, and Maitreya.
He naturally knew the power of abstract magical artifacts!
This magical artifact is disgusting as it may be.
However, it contains strategic value and the ability to exert hard control.
Ksitigarbha can fully comprehend this!
"With this, I can spray Yakushi and Miroku into a pile of shit!"
"What does pride matter? As long as I can get revenge, I'm willing to risk everything!"
Finally, after an extreme struggle.
Ksitigarbha gritted his teeth, a hint of madness flashing in his eyes.
"Okay, I'll demonstrate!!"
Upon hearing Ksitigarbha's agreement, Zhao Gongming excitedly slapped his thigh.
"Good, that's bold!"
"Family members, in order to let everyone have a more intuitive feel for the power of conceptual-level magical artifacts."
"The streamer is now granting access to the five senses on the Heavenly Dao Network!"
"Everyone can experience the visual, auditory, and even... olfactory sensations firsthand at the event!"
These words were spoken.
The vast online community in the live stream.
With a penchant for watching the drama unfold.
And the reckless mentality of wanting to try something new.
Naturally, they all clicked to enable facial recognition permissions.
[Open it up, open it up! I want to smell what this conceptual-grade black liquid smells like!]
"Exactly! I'm a dignified Golden Immortal, what haven't I seen? Do you think I'd be vomited by the stench?"
Looking at this group of netizens who are oblivious to their own mortality.
Zhao Gongming sneered inwardly.
"Since we're going to demonstrate, we need to find a live target."
Zhao Gongming looked around.
I was just about to grab some random unlucky guy.
Suddenly, a bald monk emerged from the crowd.
With a beaming smile, he enthusiastically raised his hand and shouted.
"I'll do it, I'll do it!"
"Senior Brother Zhao, Senior Brother Ksitigarbha!"
"Let me be the target!"