indianbanksassociation Chapter 172 Top Rank 1 Brother! Donghuang Taiyi: This is a metaphor! Do you understand exaggeration?
Chapter 172 Top Rank 1 Brother! Donghuang Taiyi: This is a metaphor! Do you understand exaggeration?
Di Jun gritted his teeth and started his live stream.
He put on the red freestyle fighting gloves.
Accompanied by the dynamic Dragon Quest BGM.
He started shaking his head wildly from side to side in front of the camera.
He displayed his unparalleled physique and charisma.
"The first time was in 1974!"
"Defeat the Japanese heavy artilleryman, Rairyu!"
"Ghost Boy Da, the sole inheritor of the ancient primordial fist technique!"
This smooth combo and extremely imposing lines were delivered immediately.
In addition, he was further empowered by his status as the Demon Emperor.
The live stream was instantly flooded with countless demons and their little fans.
[The Demon Emperor is mighty! That head-shaking frequency is so cool!]
[Is this the supreme divine fist that knocked out Emperor Jiang Zuwu with a single punch? I love it!]
[Your Majesty, I want to have your babies!]
A series of gift effects instantly flooded the screen.
Di Jun looked at the skyrocketing profits in the backend.
His mouth was crooked from smiling, and he shook his head even more vigorously.
……
Meanwhile, on the other side of the primordial wilderness.
Dijiang was riding his shrimp-catching wheelchair with a little GG sticker on it.
He made outrageous remarks in the live stream.
He arrogantly patted the armrest of his wheelchair.
He shouted loudly at the camera.
"Brothers, give me a good beating!"
"Who is the top spender in my live stream today?"
"I'll grant him one request!"
Dijiang revealed a twisted and sinister smile.
"That means disgusting his enemies!"
"How disgusting I am, how despicable my methods are."
"You guys must have seen it all, or heard about it, right?"
"As long as the money's there, I'll push my wheelchair to his doorstep and drift!"
"I'll carry a stretcher to his dojo and stage an accident to extort money from him!"
"I guarantee he'll suffer a fate worse than death, his Dao heart will crumble!"
"Brothers, what do you think of this revenge service on behalf of clients?!"
As soon as these words were spoken, the entire live stream room exploded!
In the primordial world, who doesn't have an enemy?
Who doesn't have a nemesis they can't stand?
However, due to limitations in strength or causal factors.
People usually don't dare to take action.
Now we have Dijiang.
The biggest troublemaker in the primordial world is offering power leveling services, so what are you waiting for?!
They had witnessed Dijiang's terror firsthand from those videos of powerful beings dying in the community!
Even the Demon Emperor and the Eastern King were disgusted by him to the point of vomiting blood.
This level of professional skill is absolutely off the charts!
Rumble!
A series of luxurious gift effects.
It instantly flooded Dijiang's live stream room.
Countless bullet comments shot out like a waterfall.
[My Lord, I'll offer ten ancient Ganoderma lucidum mushrooms to help me get rid of that black bear spirit on the next mountain. He sings every night, disturbing the peace!]
[I'll offer three acquired spiritual treasures, begging Senior Dijiang to lie down at the gate of the East Sea Dragon Palace. That old mudfish Ao Guang owes me money and won't pay it back!]
[I'm number one on the leaderboard, no one can take it from me! I'm going to let my enemies know what true despair is!]
Looking at the numerous gifts piled up like a small mountain in the backstage area.
Dijiang was so excited that he was drooling.
"Holy crap, how can someone who disgusts others be respected?!"
"There are also rare and precious materials and magical treasures to take?!"
"Such a good thing actually exists?!"
"How come I never discovered this way to make money before? Brother Zhao, you really didn't lie to me!"
……
Meanwhile, in the Purple Palace Celestial Court.
Dongwanggong also started a live stream.
They take a high-end approach, combining storytelling with talent shows.
He wore a gleaming gold "Thousand-Year Kill" finger guard on his left hand.
He was holding Yuan Hua's fork in his right hand.
He was bragging to the camera with a smug look on his face.
"Hey guys, did you see those finger sleeves?"
"Back in the day, I used this very magic weapon."
"With a single move, Mud Dragon Enters the Sea, successfully launching a sneak attack on that bastard Dijiang's... indescribable part!"
"With that one flick of his finger, Dijiang shot straight into the sky."
"Their screams were absolutely awful!"
"Even Fellow Daoist Zhen Yuanzi of Wuzhuang Temple."
"It too was once defeated by this very treasure of mine, lying on the ground convulsing!"
The Eastern King Duke gave a haughty snort.
"If this magic weapon successfully attacks..."
"The pain involved is simply indescribable, utterly heart-wrenching!"
"I am the uncrowned king of the primordial assassination world!"
The comments section was filled with exclamations and admiration.
Everyone was filled with awe for this magical artifact that could ignore defenses and explode at the anus.
After boasting, Dongwanggong changed the subject and began to showcase his talents.
He swung his trident violently.
hum!
The magnificent imperial robes vanished in an instant.
He transformed into someone wearing a tattered straw hat.
Yuan Hua, a fisherman, was wearing an old school uniform and looked dejected and miserable.
The power of the four seas condensed into illusory snowflakes around them.
The Eastern King raised his head, his eyes filled with endless sorrow and desolation.
He sang with deep emotion.
"Snowflakes are falling, the north wind is howling"
"The world is a vast expanse of white..."
That poignant song.
This complemented his disheveled appearance.
It instantly captivated everyone in the live stream.
A flood of sad comments immediately appeared on the screen.
[Sobbing... It's so touching, it almost made me cry.]
The way the Eastern King Duke looks really gives off a sense of a hero's twilight years, a desolate and fallen state!
[Don't cry, senior! Let's send some gifts and buy you a warm coat!]
The Eastern King was overjoyed as he looked at the screen full of sympathetic gifts.
"These 'leeks' (a metaphor for easily fooled investors) are so gullible!"
……
Meanwhile, Donghuang Taiyi was also in his own live stream.
They were conducting a thrilling live broadcast reminiscing about the glorious past.
He was holding the serrated cleaver that Liu Haizhu used.
His eyes were red, and his face was full of fat.
His entire body exuded an extremely violent killing intent.
He shouted arrogantly and pretentiously at the camera.
"Brothers, back in the day, I, the Emperor, waged a great war against the Witch Clan!"
"I, the Emperor, wielding this great broadsword, will hack my way from the South Heavenly Gate to the North Heavenly Gate!"
"With swift strokes, the knife falls! With swift strokes, the knife falls!"
"I chopped for three days and three nights without even blinking!"
This is a passionate and vivid display of harsh words.
This instantly ignited the atmosphere in the live stream.
Countless little demons frantically typed "666".
However, just as the atmosphere reached its peak...
A comment with the dazzling prefix "Supreme VIP Zhao Gongming".
It suddenly and conspicuously floated slowly across the center of the screen.
"Uncle-Master, you haven't blinked for three days and three nights, don't your eyes get dry?"
The chat in the live stream paused for a second.
Donghuang Taiyi's murderous face instantly froze.
His hand, holding the machete, froze in mid-air.
I stared at that comment with a completely bewildered expression.
"Damn, I said I would cut my way from the South Heavenly Gate to the North Heavenly Gate."
"The slaughter was fierce, rivers of blood flowed, and the scene was awe-inspiring..."
"You fucking ask me if my eyes get dry?!"
"Isn't your focus a bit too unusual?!"
However, Zhao Gongming's comment seemed to have turned on some strange switch.
The sentiment in the live stream was instantly swayed.
Countless independent cultivators and bystanders followed suit.
The barrage of comments sparked serious academic discussion.
[Yeah, if you don't blink for three days and three nights, your tear film must have ruptured!]
[It should indeed be able to do that, after all, even a quasi-saint would find it uncomfortable to keep their eyes open for too long.]
[Senior Donghuang, I suggest you use some deep-sea pearl eye drops from the East China Sea. Just a couple of drops will relieve your eye fatigue.]
[Hey buddy, even when you're wielding a weapon, remember to take care of your eyes! Do some eye exercises!]
Looking at the screen full of discussions about eye diseases and eye hygiene.
The once passionate and intensely competitive live stream room.
It instantly turned into a large-scale health and wellness science popularization channel.
Donghuang Taiyi's mentality completely collapsed.
He felt like his lungs were about to explode with anger.
His eyes widened even more in anger.
"Ahhhhh!"
Donghuang Taiyi looked at the camera in despair.
It unleashed a heart-wrenching, impotent rage.
"Zhao Gongming, you bastard!"
"This is a metaphor!"
"This is an exaggeration technique, don't you understand exaggeration?!"