indianbanksassociation Chapter 171 Lu Ya: The internet is full of scripts! Father, you're too naive!
Chapter 171 Lu Ya: The internet is full of scripts! Father, you're too naive!
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Zhao Gongming had just connected his divine sense to the Heavenly Dao Network.
Get ready to see the results of my two senior brothers' battle.
As a result, I just opened the homepage.
Then I saw a bunch of system-recommended live streams pop up.
Moreover, each of these headlines is more enticing than the last.
It perfectly captures the essence of sensationalist headlines!
"The Styx Ancestor Teaches You Step-by-Step: How to Completely Refine Your Essence Blood Without Wasting a Single Drop!"
"Some Insights on Being the Supreme Ruler—A Personal Lecture by the Purple Palace Emperor, the Eastern King!"
"Muscles are the standard of a real man! Come and train with Dijiang! You can watch without a membership!"
Looking at these live streams that perfectly match the established personas.
Zhao Gongming's mouth twitched violently.
I couldn't help but give it a thumbs up.
"Good heavens..."
"These old guys adapt to new things much faster than I expected!"
"They've even learned how to use clickbait headlines now?"
Zhao Gongming swiped his finger, and his gaze suddenly stopped on a conspicuous live broadcast room.
That's the live stream room of Lu Ya, the Crown Prince of the Demon Court!
"Oh, Junior Brother Lu Ya is streaming too?"
"After all, he is a familiar figure among his peers, and also the young master of the Demon Court."
"I have to go and show my support, I'll top the charts to show my support."
Zhao Gongming clicked to enter with a big smile on his face.
However, as soon as I entered...
Zhao Gongming's smile instantly froze.
His eyes were wide open, like copper bells.
The sunflower seeds in his hand fell directly to the ground.
In the scene, there was Lu Ya, the dignified Crown Prince of the Demon Court.
She is currently wearing that beast-eared girl's crown.
He has two fluffy cat ears on his head.
A cat's tail was swishing behind it.
Make small fists with both hands and place them on either side of your cheeks.
She's posing adorably for the camera.
"Meow~~"
"Welcome, fellow cultivators, to Lu Ya's live stream, meow~~"
"Thank you to the most affectionate brother of the Jie Sect for the 100,000-year-old Tianshan Snow Lotus cat~~"
"Love you all, meow meow meow meow, sending hearts~~"
Boom!
Zhao Gongming felt a sense of his own values.
It was run over three hundred times by a Dayun heavy truck.
"Holy crap?!"
"Is that Lu Ya?!"
"This kid... he's actually become a top influencer in the V-pop scene on Skynet?!"
"She's become a borderline catgirl streamer?!"
"Are they willing to abandon even the dignity of the Demon Court's Crown Prince just to acquire rare and precious treasures?!"
……
Meanwhile, outside the Thirty-Three Heavens, in the Demon Court, at the Sun God Palace.
"Aaaaaaah!"
A piercing, desperate roar, filled with the heartbreak and despair of an old father.
The sound resounded throughout the entire Demon Emperor's Palace.
Di Jun stared intently at the Skynet light screen in front of him.
Looking at my son inside, who was meowing.
He frantically grabbed and pulled at his hair with both hands.
"My son!"
"My wise and mighty son, who has the makings of a great emperor!"
"What's wrong with him? Has he been possessed?!"
"He has utterly disgraced my court!"
Di Jun was so angry that he trembled all over.
I almost fainted from catching my breath.
Beside her was Consort Changxi, who was heavily pregnant.
He was eating sour plums while watching the live stream with great interest.
Seeing Di Jun's devastated state.
Chang Xi, on the other hand, took it all in stride.
She even gave a faint smile.
I naturally played on a meme.
"Oh dear, my husband, don't get so excited."
"Look at how cute Ya'er is dressed as a little kitten!"
"So, we can be considered... blessed with both a son and a daughter, right?"
"One effort, two times the happiness!"
Upon hearing this, Di Jun almost burst into tears and roared in grief and indignation.
"Madam, what time is it!"
"Don't try to make jokes at a time like this!"
"What's wrong with my son? Has he gone mad?!"
……
Just as Di Jun was howling and wailing in the Demon Emperor's Palace, feeling utterly miserable.
Lu Ya is acting cute in the live stream.
Their keen ears picked up the sound coming from the rear hall.
The sound of his own father's agonizing screams, like a pig being slaughtered.
Lu Ya paused slightly.
The next second, he skillfully raised his hand and tapped in the air.
[The streamer has paused the broadcast, will be back shortly~]
The live stream screen went black instantly.
Immediately afterwards, to Di Jun's astonishment...
Lu Ya slowly turned around.
Although he still had those two fluffy cat ears on his head.
She was also wearing cute clothes.
but!
The soft, cute, and shy expression on his face.
Vanished without a trace in an instant!
Instead, there is a cold and profound feeling.
It is filled with scheming and the terrifying demeanor of a ruthless emperor!
In those golden eyes.
It exudes a cold indifference that regards all living beings as mere leeks to be harvested!
Lu Ya frowned slightly as he looked at the devastated Di Jun.
He spoke coldly in a mature, deep voice.
"Father, could you please keep your voice down?"
"Your subject is currently harvesting the chives of the wandering cultivators in the primordial wilderness."
"To acquire top-tier rare and precious materials to enrich the treasury of my Demon Court!"
Di Jun was stunned, pointed at the cat ears on Lu Ya's head, and stammered.
"But...but what you're doing..."
Lu Ya snorted disdainfully.
He reached out and straightened the cat ears on his head.
She lectured her own father with a sense of righteous indignation.
"Father, you are still too naive."
"Everything online is just a persona, it's all an act!"
"This is called creating a good show effect, you understand?"
"If I don't act cute, will those rogue cultivators willingly give me all the rare and precious materials?"
"What's a little cat ears if you can get your hands on resources?"
Lu Ya turned around and placed his hand back on the button to start the live stream.
He left with a cold remark.
"How could you, as the father, believe things you see on the internet?"
"Go away, go play somewhere else, don't disturb your son's live stream career."
Ding!
The live stream screen lit up again.
Lu Ya's cold face.
Within 0.01 seconds of facing the camera.
The Sichuan opera face-changing act was completed in an instant.
"Meow~~"
"Sorry for the wait, meow! Yaya's back! Love you all!"
Watching this seamless, god-like switch in a single second is truly astounding.
Look at this extreme contrast.
Di Jun stood there, stunned.
He stood there stunned for the time it takes for half an incense stick to burn.
Then, his face, which had been filled with grief and indignation, changed.
A hint of fervent satisfaction slowly emerged.
He even wore a slightly perverse, proud smile!
Di Jun suddenly slapped his thigh.
He was so excited that he trembled all over and roared to the sky.
"Alright, to achieve our goal, we'll stop at nothing. Act cute in public, but ruthless in private!"
"Such cunning, such shrewdness, such shamelessness!"
"My son, Lu Ya... has the makings of a great emperor!"
Di Jun was originally still worried about his son Lu Ya.
She felt heartbroken and devastated to have to become a catgirl streamer.
However, when he casually swiped through the Heavenly Dao Network...
I accidentally stumbled upon my arch-rival Dijiang's live stream.
His golden eyes widened instantly.
On the screen, Dijiang's live stream was incredibly popular.
Various rare and precious materials and innate spiritual stones are transformed into a screen full of gift effects.
It smashed wildly against Dijiang's face.
"Holy crap, this old brute earns more from just talking than my Demon Court's entire annual revenue?!"
Di Jun is jealous, extremely jealous.
Faced with enormous profits, what does the majesty of the Demon Emperor matter?
What kind of pride does the strong have?
He completely forgot about it.
"No, I cannot fall behind!"
"Lu Ya is right, the internet is full of scripted stories!"
"Who cares about saving face if it means gaining resources!"