Primordial Era: All-Conceptual-Level Weapon Forging, Whoever Uses It Will Die.

Chapter 160 Sworn Brothers? Wang Shu: I just like tough guys who make me feel safe!

Zhao Gongming was taken aback, then said with amusement.

"Uncle-Master, you should ask Aunt-Master Nuwa for this job!"

"He is a saint who holds the red embroidered ball and governs all marriages in the world!"

"Her words carry much more weight than mine."

"Can't I just find someone to tie the knot for you?"

Dijiang shook his head seriously.

"I know that."

"But when it comes to judging people, and when it comes to stirring up trouble..."

"No, I mean, when it comes to matchmaking!"

"It has to be you, my junior apprentice!"

"You definitely know who's best suited for me, don't you think?"

Upon hearing this, Zhao Gongming felt a warm, comfortable current flow through his entire body.

That flattery was so effective, it was incredibly pleasing to the eye and body.

"Oh dear, since my martial uncle trusts me so much..."

Zhao Gongming stroked his chin, his mind racing.

He began frantically searching through the roster of single female immortals in the primordial world.

"Donghuang Taiyi married Houtu, his martial aunt."

"Uncle-Master Dijiang wants to find someone with prestige."

Suddenly, Zhao Gongming's eyes lit up, and he slapped his thigh.

"I've got it, Uncle-Master! Do you know the three gods on the Taiyin Star?"

Dijiang nodded, reciting the details as if they were his own.

"Of course I know them! Changxi, Xihe, and Wangshu!"

At this point, Dijiang couldn't help but curse again.

"Damn it, Chang Xi and Xi He are among them."

"They all married that lecherous old man, Di Jun!"

"Di Jun is truly insatiable!"

"He married two women?!"

"Can his body handle it? Isn't he afraid of being drained dry?"

Zhao Gongming waved his hand in complete indifference.

This interrupted Dijiang's jealousy.

"Oh, Uncle-Master, don't worry about whether Uncle-Master Dijun can handle it or not, that's his family matter."

"Let's get down to business!"

Zhao Gongming stared intently at Dijiang.

A gossipy smile curled at the corner of his mouth.

"Since Changxi and Xihe are already taken."

"Then...would you like to team up with the remaining Uncle Wangshu?"

"How about we try developing it?"

Upon hearing Zhao Gongming mention the name Wang Shu...

Dijiang's large, bell-like eyes lit up instantly.

But then, he nervously rubbed his large, fan-like hands together.

"The Fairy Wangshu?"

On Dijiang's rugged face.

Surprisingly, a suspicious blush appeared on her face as she awkwardly expressed her opinion.

"Of course...that's fine!"

"The Fairy Wangshu of the Moon Star".

"That place is famous for its pristine and stunning beauty in the primordial world; I've heard about it before."

"But……"

Dijiang swallowed hard and lowered his head somewhat insecurely.

"I have absolutely no connection with Fairy Wangshu, not even remotely."

"This guy suddenly showed up at my door and said he wanted to date me..."

"Isn't this a bit too abrupt?"

"What if she thinks I'm a lecher?"

What if they just smash me with the Moon Wheel?

Look at this man who dared to confront a saint on the battlefield.

The head of the Ancestral Witches who dared to extort the Heavenly Emperor at the gate of Zixiao Palace.

At this moment, he was acting like a naive young man experiencing his first love, filled with anxiety and uncertainty.

Zhao Gongming couldn't help but roll his eyes.

He patted his chest and made a grand promise.

"Uncle-Master, you just don't understand, do you?"

"Blind dates are all about the matchmaker's word!"

"You're too shy to ask? I'll go!"

"I, Zhao Gongming, am quite a celebrity in the prehistoric world."

"They still have that much face."

"I'll go to the Moon Star first to sound out their opinion and try to mediate, how about that?"

Upon hearing this, Dijiang trembled with excitement.

The way they looked at Zhao Gongming was as if they were looking at their second parents!

"thump!"

Dijiang grabbed Zhao Gongming's hands.

His eyes were red and his voice choked as he roared.

"Brother Zhao, you're too good to me!"

"You're like a guiding light to me!"

"Say no more, from today onwards, you're my elder brother!"

"Let's chop off a chicken's head, burn some yellow paper, and become sworn brothers!"

"Brother, please accept my bow!"

As he spoke, Dijiang made a gesture as if to kneel down on the ground.

Holy crap!

Zhao Gongming was so frightened that his soul almost left his body.

Quickly use the power of the Great Accomplished Holy Body to hold up Dijiang tightly.

He cursed angrily.

"Get out of here!"

"Get out of here!"

"You're my uncle-master, and you call me 'big brother'?"

"You're trying to shorten my lifespan!"

"The foremost of the twelve ancestral witches."

"Can't you act like some ancient, powerful elder?!"

"Don't just jump to the bandwagon!"

Dijiang chuckled foolishly, not angry at being scolded, his face full of flattery.

"Hehe, I was just too excited."

Zhao Gongming rubbed his temples helplessly.

She gave instructions like a mother hen.

"Alright, alright, stop making a fool of yourself here."

"You should hurry back to the Pangu Palace and take a good bath."

"Change out of that tattered animal skin!"

"Shave your beard and dress more smartly!"

"I will personally go to Taiyin Star to find out more about Uncle Wangshu."

"I have news. I'll notify you immediately via the communication jade slip!"

Dijiang stood at attention excitedly.

He performed a non-standard cupped-hand salute.

"Yes, ma'am! I'll go back and get a scrub right away!"

"I promise I'll wash myself until I'm spotless!"

Having said that, Dijiang tore through space and rushed back to the Wu Clan in a great hurry.

……

The Moon, this place is perpetually shrouded in the cool glow of the moon.

Outside the Moon Palace, the primordial laurel tree exudes a faint, cool fragrance.

Zhao Gongming rode on auspicious clouds and landed in front of the Guanghan Palace.

"Zhao Gongming, a disciple of the Jie Sect, requests an audience with his Uncle-Master Wangshu!"

Before long, the gates of the Moon Palace slowly opened.

A figure, pure and serene, like the embodiment of moonlight, slowly walked out.

She is Wang Shu, one of the three gods of the Taiyin star!

The moment I saw Wang Shu's face clearly.

Zhao Gongming, who was accustomed to seeing the most beautiful women in the primordial world.

He couldn't help but secretly marvel at it.

Wow, so beautiful!

Wang Shu was dressed in a flowing silver-white fairy dress.

Her skin was as white as snow, crystal clear.

Her features were extremely delicate.

His brows exuded an aloofness and nobility, as if he were untouched by worldly affairs.

If Xihe is a dignified and noble queen.

Wangshu is like a pure and refined white moonlight!

A true lady of high society, a top-tier goddess!

When Wang Shu saw Zhao Gongming, a hint of surprise flashed across her usually aloof face.

But it quickly transformed into an extremely warm and gentle smile.

"So it's your nephew, Gongming."

"My junior disciple is now renowned throughout the prehistoric world."

"What brings you to my desolate Moon Palace today?"

Wang Shu's voice was like pearls falling on a jade plate, clear and melodious.

Zhao Gongming quickly bowed respectfully and said with a smile:

"Uncle, you're too kind. I'm just a craftsman who refines weapons."

"I am here today at someone's request."

"Let me act as a matchmaker for my martial uncle... cough, let me tie the knot for him."

"Playing matchmaker?" Wang Shu's beautiful eyes widened slightly, clearly somewhat surprised.

Zhao Gongming didn't mince words and got straight to the point.

"To be honest, I am Uncle-Master Dijiang of the Wu Clan."

"I have long admired and deeply loved you, Uncle Wangshu!"

"He had always wanted to visit, but he was afraid of being too forward with the lady."

"That's why I specifically asked this junior to inquire about my senior's opinion."

Upon hearing this, Wang Shu was clearly taken aback.

A hint of surprise flashed in those eyes, as clear as autumn water.

"Fellow Daoist Dijiang?"

Looking at Wang Shu's surprised expression.

Zhao Gongming's heart began to pound, and he felt somewhat uncertain.

He carefully observed Wang Shu's ethereal and untainted fairy-like aura.

Then I thought back to Dijiang, who was all muscle.

The image of a bald, rough man who would lie on the ground and extort money from people.

"This is fucking..."

"This is the ultimate real-life version of Beauty and the Beast!"

"That brute, Dijiang, who only knows how to babble."

"Would a refined young lady like Wang Shu even be interested in him?"

"This art style is so jarring!"

Zhao Gongming quickly coughed twice.

He was trying to find a way to save face.

"Ahem, um... Uncle-Master."

"I'm just helping to pass on a message."

"I wonder what kind of men you, Martial Uncle, usually like?"

"If you don't like the type of Uncle-Master Dijiang."

"Please just say so. I will not force you. I will go back and refuse him right away!"

Unexpectedly, just when Zhao Gongming thought the marriage was about to fall through...

On Wang Shu's fair cheeks.

A beautiful blush appeared on her cheeks.

She lowered her head, her fingers gently twisting the sash of her dress.

A happy, shy smile appeared on her lips as she spoke softly.

"actually……"

"I've always had a good impression of Fellow Daoist Dijiang."

Ga? !

Zhao Gongming's smile froze instantly.

He wondered if there was something wrong with his ears.

"Huh?! What's going on?!"

Zhao Gongming's eyes widened.

He stared at Wang Shu with a completely bewildered expression.

"Uncle-Master, you...you said you have feelings for Dijiang?!"

Wang Shu raised her head, her beautiful eyes sparkling like little stars.

Making no attempt to hide his admiration, he continued to deliver the finishing blow.

"Yes, those male immortals in the primordial world."

"Most of them have slicked-back hair, are fair-skinned, and seem rather weak."

"All he does is meditate and discuss philosophy all day long; he has no masculine energy whatsoever."

"I just love Fellow Daoist Dijiang!"

"Muscular, straightforward, and unpretentious!"

"It makes me feel incredibly safe just by looking at it!"

At this point, Wang Shu gratefully gave Zhao Gongming a slight bow.

"I have to thank my young friend Gongming for this!"

"If you hadn't acted as matchmaker, I wouldn't have known that Fellow Daoist Dijiang was also interested in me."

"Thank you so much!"

Boom!

These words were like a bolt from the blue.

They cleaved Zhao Gongming until he was charred and cracked!

"A sense of security, and a lack of concern for details?!"

Zhao Gongming's brain completely shut down.

He never expected this.

This seemingly aloof and noble goddess of the moonlight.

Secretly, he's actually a... muscle enthusiast?!

"Damn, Dijiang is just a con artist."

"This brute who's even worn women's clothing, how could he have such incredible luck?!"

"This top-tier rich and beautiful woman actually has this kind of taste?!"

As a single dog who has never even held hands with a female fairy.

Zhao Gongming felt that his Dao heart had suffered tons of real damage.

It's so sour!

He was so jealous that he felt like his back teeth were going to break!

Zhao Gongming took a deep breath, suppressing his inner jealousy.

He coughed twice, unwilling to give up, in an attempt to salvage the situation.

"Ahem, um... Uncle Wangshu."

Marriage is a serious matter, not something to be taken lightly.

"Uncle-Master Dijiang is usually quite rude, and he has enemies everywhere."

"Reputation is an abstract concept; shouldn't you reconsider?"

Wang Shu decisively waved her hand.

His face radiated the unwavering determination characteristic of someone deeply in love.

"No need to consider it!"

"I love his rugged charm!"

"Please, young friend Gongming, arrange for us to meet as soon as possible!"

"I'll go get ready right away!"

Having said that, Fairy Wangshu turned around and ran back to the Guanghan Palace in a hurry, forgetting to even close the door.

"..."

Zhao Gongming stood alone under the laurel tree.

A cold wind blew by, swirling up a few fallen leaves.

He stared blankly at the gate of the Moon Palace, his lips twitching wildly.

After a long while, he reluctantly took out the communication jade slip.

He gritted his teeth and sent a voice message to Dijiang.

"Dijiang, you bastard, you've struck it lucky!"

"She agreed, so hurry up and come meet me at Taiyin Star!"

(Note: I hate you!)

Zhao Gongming gritted his teeth and sent that message to Dijiang.

After the message that you've hit the jackpot.

I was just about to make an excuse to slip away.

So as not to stay here and eat dog food.

Unexpectedly, the fairy Wangshu, with her beautiful eyes sparkling, suddenly called out to him.

Her stunningly beautiful face held a hint of curiosity and anticipation.

"Little friend Gongming, wait a minute."

"I've heard that the abstract magical artifacts you've crafted are renowned throughout the primordial world."

Even Emperor Jun and the Eastern King Duke praised it highly.

"I wonder... young friend, could you also satisfy my curiosity and craft one for me?"

Facing this future aunt.

Zhao Gongming naturally had to comply.

He immediately put on a professional smile and rubbed his fingers together.

"Sure, sure!"

"If Martial Uncle wants a magic weapon, isn't it just a matter of a word?"

"As long as you have top-quality natural ingredients, I'll start the furnace for you right away!"

Fairy Wangshu smiled slightly and waved her jade hand gently.

He took out a piece that exuded the ultimate Yin energy.

The Guanghan Ice Soul Jade, which embodies the aloof and cold laws.

[Ding! High-grade refining material detected: Guanghan Ice Soul Jade]

[Matching Solution: Can be used to craft magical artifacts with aloof/mature/forced dimensional reduction concepts]

"Great ingredients!"

Zhao Gongming accepted the jade and, quite tactfully, pointed to the side hall.

"Uncle-Master, I'll go to the side hall to cultivate and refine weapons in seclusion."

"Uncle-Master Dijiang should be arriving soon."

"I'll make room for you."

"You two can chat all you want later, don't be shy!"

After saying that, Zhao Gongming darted into the side hall.

They brought out the Nine Dragon Cauldron and began their work.

……

Forty-nine days later.

boom!

A purple light, exuding a powerful and domineering aura, flashed within the side hall.

A figure with an extremely elegant and slender shape.

Semi-transparent velvet gloves with black lace trim.

It slowly fell into Zhao Gongming's hand.

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have successfully refined it!]

[Item Name: Senior Wa's Gloves]

[Rank: Acquired Spiritual Treasure (Conceptual Level)]

[Conceptual Attribute: Infinite Slaps - 100% Accuracy]

[Effect: Wearing these gloves, every slap you deliver carries the law of cause and effect!]

No matter how the enemy tries to dodge, they'll definitely get a good slap in the face!

[It also comes with an extremely strong mental pressure, causing the enemy's knees to buckle and forcing them to kneel on the ground!]

[Side effect: Mom-like gaze, obedient and compliant]

[Restriction: When slapping someone, the user must look down on the enemy with a contemptuous, superior gaze, as if looking at trash!]

[Dialogue: This must be delivered in a disdainful, domineering tone, coldly ordering the kneeling enemy!]

"Call me Mom."

[Note: The enemy is suppressed by the laws and must humiliatingly cry out "Mother!"]

Otherwise, the slaps will continue indefinitely until you scream!