Chapter 159 He's slandering me! Di Jiang: Make some arrangements, I need to find a partner!
Chapter 159 He's slandering me! Di Jiang: Make some arrangements, I need to find a partner!
Upon hearing these words, Tyranny and Khorne felt as if they had been granted a pardon.
Moved to tears, I nodded repeatedly in agreement.
"Yes, yes, Zhao Shangxian is absolutely right!"
"Refined gray, we're willing to be that gray!"
"Cooperation for mutual benefit, we will definitely work hard!"
The emperor pondered for a moment, his brow furrowing slightly.
"What you say makes sense, young friend."
"But they are ultimately the embodiment of evil laws."
"If we go directly to the main world..."
"Their primal aura of killing and conspiracy."
"The impact on the main world is too great; it will corrupt my people."
Tzeentch and Khorne were also in a difficult situation.
"Brother Emperor, this really isn't our fault."
"This is how we applied these laws from the very beginning."
"Killing is fighting and killing, and cause and effect is conspiracy and scheming."
"This is a passive skill; we can't change it!"
Upon hearing this, Zhao Gongming scoffed.
I directly stepped in and gave them a lesson on applying the rules.
"Isn't that a narrow perspective?"
"Who says war and killing must always be about seeking bloodshed and destruction?"
Zhao Gongming pointed at Khorne and said.
"You could turn war into a competitive sport!"
"Normal ring fighting, freestyle combat."
"We could even hold a universe-wide martial arts tournament!"
"Everyone sweats it out on the ring, competing fairly and squarely for first place."
"Isn't this also a manifestation of the laws of war—passionate and healthy!"
Then he pointed at Tzeentch.
"And you, cause and effect, change!"
"Cause and effect do not necessarily have to be conspiracy and trickery."
"It can be the control and fluctuation of fate."
"It's big data analysis, it's strategic planning!"
boom!
Zhao Gongming's words were like a sudden awakening.
It directly opened the door to a new world for the two evil gods!
Tzeentch and Khorne were immediately struck by their insights, and their worldviews were reshaped.
"Holy crap, there's actually such a saying?!"
"Turning killing into a sport?"
"It seems... it's not entirely impossible!"
"It even sounds quite promising!"
Watching as the two evil gods were successfully fooled and crippled.
The emperor also breathed a sigh of relief.
Then, his gaze sharpened, and he asked.
"Since you two are willing to turn over a new leaf."
"And what about your two unrelated brothers?"
"What are your plans to deal with Neficence and Lust?"
Upon hearing this question...
Khorne and Jaeger exchanged a glance.
A ruthless glint flashed in his eyes.
The two spoke in unison, without hesitation.
"Isn't that simple?!"
"Don't worry, Your Majesty!"
"We'll go lure them out."
"Then we'll join forces and kill them both!"
"Use their very essence as a pledge of allegiance to our elder brother!"
Zhao Gongming, who was listening from the side, gave a thumbs up and couldn't help but exclaim in surprise.
"Wow, these are real brothers!"
"You guys are really professional at backstabbing and betraying your teammates!"
However, the words had barely left his mouth.
hum!
The space above the warship rippled violently.
Immediately following, two exasperated figures appeared.
It was squeezed out directly from the subspace rift.
It is precisely Negula and Lust!
As soon as they came out, they pointed at Tjejost and Khorne and began to hurl insults, spitting everywhere.
"Typical, Khorne!"
"You two bastards!"
"That's inhumane and unethical!"
"You can just sneak over and surrender on your own."
"They actually betrayed their brothers, using us as a pledge of loyalty?!"
"Are you still gods? How despicable!"
After cursing, Nurgle and Slaanesh knelt down before the Emperor with a thud and shouted loudly.
"Brother Emperor, don't listen to them!"
"We've come to surrender too!"
"We must also mend our ways!"
Emperor: "..."
The emperor sat on the toilet, completely dumbfounded.
"this……"
"Did good things come so quickly?"
"The four evil gods that have troubled humanity for countless ages."
"They all just knelt down in front of me like that, begging to be recruited?"
The emperor took a deep breath and nodded:
"We can incorporate you into our ranks."
"However, you have consistently made some mistakes in applying the laws."
"Completely changing one's nature is probably not that easy."
Upon seeing this, Zhao Gongming immediately stepped forward and took full responsibility.
"Don't worry, senior, I can go back to the primordial world."
"Find some qualified teachers for these four!"
"Our primordial world may not have much else, but it has an abundance of powerful beings!"
"Let them go to the prehistoric world for tens of thousands of years to study."
"I guarantee I'll teach them everything they need to know!"
"Moreover, it is estimated that they will be taught to reform these otherworldly gods."
"A massive amount of Heavenly Merit also descends upon them!"
Upon hearing this, the four evil gods naturally agreed immediately.
They were terrified that if they agreed too late, the emperor would strike them down.
"Okay, okay, we're willing to study abroad and pursue further education!"
The matter was resolved satisfactorily.
Zhao Gongming did not linger any longer and cupped his hands in greeting to the emperor.
"Senior, we'll head back now."
"I'll come back to pick up the four of them and take them to the Primordial World to enroll after I've arranged their mentors."
After saying this, Zhao Gongming led Dijiang, Dijun, and Lu Ya.
It tore through space and returned directly to the original primordial world.
……
In the primordial world, at Mount Buzhou, the four had just arrived.
"My husband!"
A poignant and moving cry rang out.
Then, the Heavenly Empress Xihe transformed into a streak of light.
She threw herself into Di Jun's arms, tears streaming down her face.
She hugged him tightly, crying her heart out.
"Where the hell have you been?!"
"You suddenly disappeared, do you know how worried I was!"
"I thought you didn't want us anymore!"
Di Jun's eyes were also slightly red.
He held his wife tightly and comforted her softly.
"My lady, don't cry. Your husband has returned safely, hasn't he?"
"It was an accident, an accident."
Upon seeing this, Lu Ya's eyes also welled up with tears, and he ran over to hug his parents.
The family of three embraced tightly, enjoying each other's company.
The scene was incredibly heartwarming.
However, Dijiang was standing to the side.
Watching this scene of couples showering each other with affection.
His face instantly turned liver-colored, then purple.
He stood alone in the wind, arms crossed, and gave a sour snort.
"Pshaw, what's so great about it!"
"I'm not envious, not at all!"
"Women will only slow down my punching speed!"
But looking at that happy family of three...
The more Dijiang looked at it, the emptier he felt inside.
Suddenly, Dijiang's massive body whirled around.
He opened his arms wide and hugged Zhao Gongming tightly in his arms!
"Wow!"
Dijiang buried his head on Zhao Gongming's shoulder.
She burst into tears like a child.
"Brother Zhao, I can't keep up the act anymore!"
"I'm so envious, waaaaah!"
"Why don't I have a wife?!"
Why am I single?!
"I want a sweet romance too!!"
Zhao Gongming was almost breathless from the sudden bear hug from the strong man.
He felt the rough stubble and the smell of sweat on Dijiang's body.
I got goosebumps all over my body.
Holy crap!
Zhao Gongming looked disgusted and used all his strength.
He shoved Dijiang's big face away.
He roared in exasperation.
"Get out!"
"If you keep causing this mess, I won't care about your status as an elder."
"We'll just unleash our heavy-duty trucks and crush you!"
"Damn it, get lost, Uncle-Master!"
"You've smeared your snot on my Taoist robe!"
Empress Xihe, her eyes red-rimmed, bowed to Zhao Gongming.
He was so grateful that he was speechless with emotion.
"Nephew Gongming, we really owe you a lot this time!"
"If it weren't for you taking them to that other world..."
"Bring Dijun back intact."
"How are we, a widow and her orphan, going to survive?"
"This immense kindness and virtue will never be forgotten by our Demon Court!"
Zhao Gongming quickly and modestly waved his hand.
"Uncle-Master, you flatter me. We're all family."
"Mutual help is the right thing to do."
Xihe wiped away her tears and turned her head away.
He looked at the man standing to the side, still complaining about not having a wife.
Meanwhile, Dijiang sulked alone.
Although the two races are mortal enemies, one thing is one thing.
Xihe took a deep breath, preparing to express her gratitude.
"Fellow Daoist Dijiang, thank you very much this time..."
However, before Dijiang could respond.
Before Xihe could finish speaking, he didn't even wait for her to finish.
I just finished seeking comfort in my wife's arms.
Di Jun felt he was back to his old ways.
Suddenly, he straightened his back.
He adopted the dignified posture of the head of the household.
He waved his hand dismissively, interrupting Xihe with an air of arrogance.
"Madam, why are you thanking this big, dumb guy?!"
"He went to save me; it was the right thing to do!"
"Don't you even remember how he used that broken stretcher and wheelchair before?"
"How many top-grade rare and precious treasures have you extorted from me?"
"He's paying off a debt; it's all he owes me!"
"We don't need to appreciate his kindness at all!"
Upon hearing this, Dijiang, who was still feeling sad, instantly lost his temper!
"Holy crap?!"
Dijiang's eyes widened, his anger rising straight to the top of his head.
He pointed at Di Jun's nose and started cursing.
"Di Jun, you old bastard!"
"That guy has incredibly thick skin!"
"So you're going to kick me away after I've served my purpose?"
"So you're the type to eat from the bowl and then curse its cook, huh?!"
"Fine, since you're so heartless, don't blame me for being ruthless too!"
Dijiang's eyes darted around.
A vicious and sinister smirk suddenly appeared on his lips.
He turned to look at Xihe.
He deliberately raised his voice and shouted loudly.
"Xihe, you'd better be more careful!"
"I had already agreed to it."
"I absolutely won't tell you which other world it is."
"When he was the city lord, he was surrounded by women and indulged in nightly revelry!"
"What cyber catgirl, mechanical fox demon?"
"They were living a life of extravagance and debauchery!"
"So this old bird turned his back on us as soon as he got back?"
"Why are you saying that about me?"
"My temper can't take this anymore!"
Boom!
These words were like a thunderbolt from the heavens.
It exploded directly over Mount Buzhou!
Zhao Gongming stood to the side.
My jaw almost dropped to the floor.
He looked at Dijiang with a face full of shock, inwardly exclaiming.
"My goodness!"
"Uncle-Master Dijiang has actually started using his brain?!"
"And the very first thing they said was so hurtful and devastating."
"A vicious scheme that strikes right at the soul?!"
"This ability to fabricate rumors out of thin air."
"They've truly mastered the essence of Western religion!"
"That's ruthless! This move cuts off Di Jun's escape route!"
Meanwhile, at this time, Di Jun...
His face went from red to white in an instant.
A rapid gradient from white to blue, and finally to an extremely dark blue!
He felt like his scalp was about to explode.
All the feathers on its body stood up.
"You...you..."
Di Jun stared intently at Di Jiang.
He was so angry that he was trembling all over, pointing his finger at Dijiang.
It let out a mournful and desperate roar.
"I'm going to sue you for defamation!"
"He's slandering me!!"
"He's slandering me, ma'am!!!"
Pfft!
The mighty demon emperor, driven by the will to survive...
Without the slightest hesitation, his knees buckled.
She knelt down before Xihe with silky smoothness!
He clung tightly to Xihe's leg.
He looked up, his face filled with fear and grievance.
"Madam, please let me explain!"
"My loyalty to you is absolute, as clear as the sun and moon!"
"What do you mean by 'having women on both sides'? What do you mean by 'cyber catgirl'?"
"That's completely fabricated; it's all made up!"
"You know me, I'm not that kind of person!"
"I don't even dare to glance at other female cultivators!"
However, at this time, Xihe...
That stunningly beautiful face was now covered in frost.
His eyes were so cold they could shards of ice fall out.
"hehe."
Xihe snorted coldly.
She grabbed Di Jun by the ear.
They simply lifted him up from the ground.
"Ouch, ouch, ouch! Madam, be gentle!"
Xihe gritted her teeth, her tone filled with a dangerous murderous intent.
"Whether it's slander or not, I'll find out for sure once I return to the Demon Court!"
"I'm going to have to interrogate you properly!"
"Did you steal any food? Did you pay your grain tax... Humph!"
"I'll personally test your constitution in a bit, then I'll know!"
"Let's go home!"
After saying that, Xihe grabbed Dijun's ear.
Like dragging a dead dog.
It flew menacingly toward the Demon Court.
"Innocent! Junior Nephew Zhao, Lu Ya!"
"You all need to be my witnesses!"
In the sky, Di Jun's mournful screams echoed.
Lu shrank his neck.
He followed obediently and quietly behind his parents.
They didn't even dare to breathe loudly.
They were afraid that if the city gates caught fire, the innocent bystanders would be affected.
"Father, may you have good fortune, meow..."
……
After the Yao family of three had completely left.
Zhao Gongming finally couldn't hold back any longer.
He gave Dijiang two thumbs up and praised him enthusiastically.
"Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant!"
"Uncle-Master Dijiang, you're really sharp!"
"This tactic combines fabricating something out of nothing with using someone else to do the dirty work."
"That's absolutely incredible!"
"Uncle-Master Dijun is going back this time."
"Even if they don't die, they'll be badly injured!"
Dijiang touched the big bald head.
A rare hint of shyness appeared on his face.
He chuckled, looking somewhat embarrassed.
"Oh, my dear junior, you flatter me."
"Actually... it's about other people."
"I might not know how to devise a plan; my mind just can't process it."
"But facing that old bastard Di Jun..."
"There's nothing I can do, I know him too well!"
"I know what kind of shit he's going to take just by the way he wags his tail!"
"When it comes to dealing with him, it's like my brain was blessed—a sudden flash of inspiration!"
Zhao Gongming was filled with insane emotion.
"Good heavens!"
"As expected, it's when facing a nemesis."
"Your IQ will increase by 100%!"
"Is this the legendary Special Attack Bond?"
Just as Zhao Gongming was sighing.
Dijiang suddenly rubbed his hands together, his rugged face contorted.
That same embarrassed and longing expression resurfaced.
He leaned closer to Zhao Gongming and lowered his voice.
He spoke like a naive young man experiencing his first love.
"Um... Brother Zhao."
"Actually... I also want a Daoist partner."
"Look at that kid Donghuang Taiyi, he's already taken over my Houtu."
"That old bird Di Jun is even more surrounded by women on both sides."
"As the head of the Ancestral Witches, I can't stay single forever, can I?"
"Nephew, can you help me?"
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